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J O O D Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: If death weren't around to 'finalize' the Darwinian

If death weren't around to 'finalize' the Darwinian process, we'd all still be amoebas. — P. J. O'Rourke

J O O D Quotes By Dan John: Just tell me what to do. I don't

Just tell me what to do. I don't know where I'm going, but I know I don't want to be here. — Dan John

J O O D Quotes By L.D. Davis: We will always be tethered. The End

We will always be tethered. The End — L.D. Davis

J O O D Quotes By Arnold Schwarzenegger: Dreams are for the dreamers. Goals are for

Dreams are for the dreamers. Goals are for achievers. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

J O O D Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: If the Japanese want to be taken seriously

If the Japanese want to be taken seriously as world financial powers, they'd better quit using the same tailor as variety show chimps. — P. J. O'Rourke

J O O D Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: I remember thinking cocaine was subtle until I

I remember thinking cocaine was subtle until I noticed I'd been awake for three weeks and didn't know any of the naked people passed out around me. — P. J. O'Rourke

J O O D Quotes By J.C. Allen: We need to contact NSA, CIA, anybody using

We need to contact NSA, CIA, anybody using initials... and the President! — J.C. Allen

J O O D Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Finland is a rich country. What have they

Finland is a rich country. What have they got? They got Nokia phones and plywood. How'd they get so rich? Because they're free. — P. J. O'Rourke

J O O D Quotes By Beryl Dov: R-o-l-a-i-d-s: How do you spell relief? [10w] J-a-c-k-i-n-go-f-f.

R-o-l-a-i-d-s: How do you spell relief? [10w]
J-a-c-k-i-n-go-f-f. — Beryl Dov

J O O D Quotes By Heather O'Neill: His adolescents are displaced aristocrats who have lost

His adolescents are displaced aristocrats who have lost their kingdom and wealth, which was childhood. [On J.D. Salinger] — Heather O'Neill

J O O D Quotes By Salman Rushdie: Human sanity was a poor, fragile thing at

Human sanity was a poor, fragile thing at best, — Salman Rushdie

J O O D Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. — P. J. O'Rourke

J O O D Quotes By William Wegman: My Weimaraners are perfect fashion models. Their elegant,

My Weimaraners are perfect fashion models. Their elegant, slinky forms are covered in gray - and gray, everyone knows, goes with anything. — William Wegman

J O O D Quotes By J.D. ALT: But at its most official heart, the U.S.

But at its most official heart, the U.S. Dollar is simply the "I.O.U. a Dollar's worth of Tax credit" promise of our sovereign Federal Government. — J.D. ALT

J O O D Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: My Grandmother wouldn't even speak the word Democrat

My Grandmother wouldn't even speak the word Democrat if there were children in the room, she'd say Bastards instead. — P. J. O'Rourke

J O O D Quotes By Haruki Murakami: I wonder what either of us knows about

I wonder what either of us knows about love. Our love has never been tested. — Haruki Murakami

J O O D Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: The Soviet constitution guarantees everyone a job. A

The Soviet constitution guarantees everyone a job. A pretty scary idea, I'd say. — P. J. O'Rourke

J O O D Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: I've always figured that if God wanted us

I've always figured that if God wanted us to go to church a lot He'd have given us bigger behinds to sit on and smaller heads to think with. — P. J. O'Rourke

J O O D Quotes By Fats Domino: A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A.,

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B. — Fats Domino

J O O D Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: I'm a member of the working press; you'd

I'm a member of the working press; you'd think I'd know better than to listen to journalists. — P. J. O'Rourke

J O O D Quotes By Sandra Lake: Young, new moms need coffee to survive. Older

Young, new moms need coffee to survive. Older moms with teenagers need cocktails. — Sandra Lake