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Don't put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know! — J.K. Rowling

You saved Dad's life. If anyone's got the right to eavesdrop on him, it's you. — J.K. Rowling

But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards. — J.K. Rowling

Being fed, and having a soft bed, and other people being in charge, seemed the most wonderful prospect in the world at that moment. — J.K. Rowling

I expect what you're not aware of would fill several books, Dursely. — J.K. Rowling

Yer a wizard, Harry! — J.K. Rowling

Funny way to get to a wizards' school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they? — J.K. Rowling

That thing has a name? — J.K. Rowling

I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first! — J.K. Rowling

Knocking the shrieking goblins aside like skittles — J.K. Rowling

Uncle Vernon made another funny noise, like a mouse being trodden on. — J.K. Rowling

Wow, we're identical! — J.K. Rowling

Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me? — J.K. Rowling

IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY! — J.K. Rowling

Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts. — J.K. Rowling

At least my happiness doesn't depend on Ron's goalkeeping ability. — J.K. Rowling

Divination is turning out to be much more trouble than I could have foreseen, never having studied the subject myself. — J.K. Rowling

Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am
-Luna Lovegood — J.K. Rowling

Off stage, I'm very quiet and very reserved and kind of shy. — Tessanne Chin

There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your wand and saying a few funny words. — J.K. Rowling

One more lesson like that and I might just do a Weasley. — J.K. Rowling

I don't believe in magic. — J.K. Rowling

You've been popping into the fire every hour?' Harry said, half laughing.
'Just for a few seconds to check if the coast was clear. — J.K. Rowling

Chizpurfle infestations explain the puzzling failure of many relatively new Muggle electrical artifacts. — J.K. Rowling

Sukhvinder wished that she could be more like Krystal: funny and tough; impossible to intimidate; always coming out fighting. — J.K. Rowling

Team guts always beat individual greatness. — Robert Zuppke

I loove the Backstreet Boys. — Daisy Fuentes

The value you receive from reflective thinking will depend on the kinds of questions you ask yourself. — John C. Maxwell

How could two people in love so misjudge each other? — Charlaine Harris

Take heed of the Vinegar of sweet Wine, and the Anger of Good-nature. — Benjamin Franklin

Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! — J.K. Rowling

No non-poetic account of reality can be complete. — John Myhill