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J K Rowling Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Don't put your wand there, boy! ... Better

Don't put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know! — J.K. Rowling

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: You saved Dad's life. If anyone's got the

You saved Dad's life. If anyone's got the right to eavesdrop on him, it's you. — J.K. Rowling

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they

But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards. — J.K. Rowling

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Being fed, and having a soft bed, and

Being fed, and having a soft bed, and other people being in charge, seemed the most wonderful prospect in the world at that moment. — J.K. Rowling

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: I expect what you're not aware of would

I expect what you're not aware of would fill several books, Dursely. — J.K. Rowling

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Yer a wizard, Harry!

Yer a wizard, Harry! — J.K. Rowling

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Funny way to get to a wizards' school,

Funny way to get to a wizards' school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they? — J.K. Rowling

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: That thing has a name?

That thing has a name? — J.K. Rowling

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: I never thought I'd hear myself say it,

I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first! — J.K. Rowling

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Knocking the shrieking goblins aside like skittles

Knocking the shrieking goblins aside like skittles — J.K. Rowling

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Uncle Vernon made another funny noise, like a

Uncle Vernon made another funny noise, like a mouse being trodden on. — J.K. Rowling

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Wow, we're identical!

Wow, we're identical! — J.K. Rowling

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Why would I go looking for someone I

Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me? — J.K. Rowling

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU,

IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY! — J.K. Rowling

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Well, I don't know how to break this

Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts. — J.K. Rowling

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: At least my happiness doesn't depend on Ron's

At least my happiness doesn't depend on Ron's goalkeeping ability. — J.K. Rowling

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Divination is turning out to be much more

Divination is turning out to be much more trouble than I could have foreseen, never having studied the subject myself. — J.K. Rowling

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Don't worry. You're just as sane as I

Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am
-Luna Lovegood — J.K. Rowling

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By Tessanne Chin: Off stage, I'm very quiet and very reserved

Off stage, I'm very quiet and very reserved and kind of shy. — Tessanne Chin

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: There was a lot more to magic, as

There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your wand and saying a few funny words. — J.K. Rowling

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: One more lesson like that and I might

One more lesson like that and I might just do a Weasley. — J.K. Rowling

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: I don't believe in magic.

I don't believe in magic. — J.K. Rowling

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: You've been popping into the fire every hour?'

You've been popping into the fire every hour?' Harry said, half laughing.
'Just for a few seconds to check if the coast was clear. — J.K. Rowling

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Chizpurfle infestations explain the puzzling failure of many

Chizpurfle infestations explain the puzzling failure of many relatively new Muggle electrical artifacts. — J.K. Rowling

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Sukhvinder wished that she could be more like

Sukhvinder wished that she could be more like Krystal: funny and tough; impossible to intimidate; always coming out fighting. — J.K. Rowling

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By Robert Zuppke: Team guts always beat individual greatness.

Team guts always beat individual greatness. — Robert Zuppke

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By Daisy Fuentes: I loove the Backstreet Boys.

I loove the Backstreet Boys. — Daisy Fuentes

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By John C. Maxwell: The value you receive from reflective thinking will

The value you receive from reflective thinking will depend on the kinds of questions you ask yourself. — John C. Maxwell

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By Charlaine Harris: How could two people in love so misjudge

How could two people in love so misjudge each other? — Charlaine Harris

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By Benjamin Franklin: Take heed of the Vinegar of sweet Wine,

Take heed of the Vinegar of sweet Wine, and the Anger of Good-nature. — Benjamin Franklin

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before

Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! — J.K. Rowling

J K Rowling Funny Quotes By John Myhill: No non-poetic account of reality can be complete.

No non-poetic account of reality can be complete. — John Myhill