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Funny how time heals. Like that bullet in my ribs. It's there, I know it's there, but I can barely feel it at all anymore.
— Lauren Oliver
Live to learn and you will really learn to live.
— John C. Maxwell
It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about money is funny.
— Charles Willeford
Lots of women are getting involved. They're not satisfied just being passengers anymore.
— Steve Martin
One of my favorite things to do is put my headphones on,blast some good music and just walk my own personal music video
— Donal O'Callaghan
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
— Yogi Berra
If you have, give. If you learn, teach.
— Maya Angelou
I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.'
— Ellen DeGeneres
I am ewe to your ram. How can I call myself a man anymore?""The penis is a dead giveaway. — Jill Knowles
I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.'
— Robert Pattinson
I doubt that art needed Ruskin any more than a moving train needs one of its passengers to shove it.
— Tom Stoppard
I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?"
— Mike Birbiglia
On the way of life, love is the way and the light. Express your love on the way; the destination will be bright.
— Debasish Mridha
When you fear a foe, fear crushes your strength; and this weakness gives strength to your opponents.
— William Shakespeare
A careful observation of Nature will disclose pleasantries of superb irony. She has for instance placed toads close to flowers.
— Honore De Balzac
It's not funny anymore...", did you heard your self, you are entering a position called, "I wanna be a victim..., please take me".
— Deyth Banger
You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.
— Bruce McCulloch
What's funny is that male strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs.
— Joe Manganiello
So many limits in Catholic high school! I'm not a bad Catholic, but everything was off-limits.
— Ryan Eggold
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.
— James Hetfield
No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided to get him some real boots next winter solstice.Some sexy guy boots. Yeah.
— Kim Harrison
On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."
— Yogi Berra
Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore.
— Demetri Martin
But some jokes are hilarious until they become true and they're not so funny anymore.
— Jonathan Dunne
Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here.
— Charles Barkley
Don't feel obligated to spend time with people who pull you off the path of your life purpose.
— Doreen Virtue
If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable.
— Michaela Haze
Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.
— Wavy Gravy
I'm not a human anymore
— Darren Shan