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Don DeLillo's 'White Noise,' which I read when I was 19. It showed me that a book can be funny as hell and deadly serious.
— Kevin Barry
Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy.
— Rodney Dangerfield
The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE!
— Craig Benzine
I think nudity is funny, especially when it's inappropriate.
— Chelsea Handler
One lion thinks it's just hilarious to tackle us. He's very funny about it ... and we always know when it will happen.
— Tippi Hedren
It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.
— Corey Feldman
It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath.
— Peter Steele
When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things.
— Russell Brand
It's funny, sometimes, when you look at the people who brought you into this world and you see yourself so clearly in them.
— Robert McCammon
What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish."
— Robert Schimmel
It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.
— Steve McConnell
It's funny what happens to you when part of your heart gets born inside somebody else.
— Donald Miller
Funny how a woman can be bold as an army when there's a need fer it, and yet so gentle.
— Jodi Picoult
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.
— Todd Phillips
It's funny: when I first started getting vocal about how much I liked 'Doctor Who,' I didn't realize how deep the fan base was.
— Chris Hardwick
Dayum! You know Charley's pissed when the f-bomb is flying out her mouth like it's her job to drop them.
— Jacquelyn Ayres
On some level in acting, what you're trying to find is truth, because when it's true is when it's also funny.
— David Hyde Pierce
Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.
— Philip Seymour Hoffman
It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.
— George W. Bush
It's funny how when your kids get sick, they get even cuter when they have a stuffed nose and they mouth breathe.
— David Walton
When I was little, that was one thing that I was told in a vision: I was going to have my own show when I grew up. And it's going to be funny.
— Roseanne Barr
Chemistry's a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone.
— David Walton
It's always cool on the airplane when people are watching 'SVU.' It's funny. And it's always the reruns.
— Kelli Giddish
It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.
— Steven Michael Quezada
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.
— Adam Carolla
When our bed is made, it's covered in 40 pillows-like we're stockpiling ammo for the global pillow fight.
— Jim Gaffigan
It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh.
— Vince Vaughn
When you live in a city, as I do, where violence is really in the streets, and people die every day, there's nothing funny about it.
— Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
When a woman with an iron fist tells you to get out there and clean spit off the door, you do it. Especially when the iron's hot.
— Markus Zusak
Death is funny, when you think about it. Everybody does it, but nobody knows how, exactly how.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny.
— Seth Green
It's funny how people can change your life without meaning to. Even the fucked-up, crazy people leave everything different when they go away.
— Seanan McGuire
And it's very, very funny When you've lots and lots of money
To be horrible to those with none!
Be horrible to those with none! — Anna Russell
Apparently when it's two people, it's quirky and funny, but when it's a person doing the same stuff on her own, it's rebellious and antisocial.
— Katie Alender
It's difficult to remember when you haven't played it before.
— Eugene Ormandy
Emery gives me a rock that she's colored on. She whispers in my ear. You can smash people's fingers with it when they're mean.
— Jillian Dodd
Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with thosebig, comfy granny panties she's got on. — Simone Elkeles
It's funny, because when you work on a set, everyone is watching you. You are being observed by everyone.
— Emily Blunt
It's hard to fight when you're in a gazebo.
— Mitch Hedberg
Hey! When he dug into it, rifling through her things, she snapped, Go Yoda someone else's supplies, asshole.
— Kresley Cole
It's funny how, when things seem the darkest, moments of beauty present themselves in the most unexpected places.
— Karen Marie Moning
You always dream about being on a baseball card. It's kind of funny when you finally see it.
— Alex Rodriguez
It's funny, because I'm a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while.
— Danny Bonaduce
Marla said, This isn't like when guys sit backward on the toilet and pretend it's a motorcycle. This is a genuine accident.
— Chuck Palahniuk
When an Italian tells me it's pasta on the plate, I check under the sauce to make sure.
— Alex Ferguson
People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it's dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh?
— Hector Himeros
The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.
— Craig Benzine
I don't think I was anything short of ecstatic when I found out 'It's Kind of a Funny Story' would be premiering in Toronto.
— Keir Gilchrist
It's funny how even when you've lived with someone your whole life, they can still surprise you.
— Shannon Wiersbitzky
When you start explaining why something's funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness.
— Betty White
Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition.
— Courtney Giardina
That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.
— Jennifer Aniston
When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'
— Susan Sarandon
It's funny what can happen when you lay bare the heart and join the Earth's old dance through the heavens.
— James Lee Burke
You must be careful when you ask people whether they're happy; it's a question that can upset them a great deal.
— Francois Lelord
Comedy is funny when it comes from truth, and that's always the rule of them. It's about how far you can push that boundary.
— Ari Graynor
When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
— Cloris Leachman
It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific.
— Mike Krzyzewski
Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more she lights a match.
— Steven Wright
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
— Robert Frost
Ah, well, when you explain it like that, it seems obvious," said Mudge. "Of course, it always seems obvious once it's been explained.
— Theodora Goss
No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine.
— Thomas Keller
I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny.
— Demetri Martin
A text pops up on the screen. It's from Luis. I can't help but grin when I read his perfectly thought-out message.Luis: Hey — Simone Elkeles
Shakespeare - it's not funny. No matter how they try to make Shakespeare funny, when it's meant to be funny it's not funny.
— Julie Walters
Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny.
— Al Swearengen
It's funny how there are things in this world that do nothing but annoy you, but you know you'd miss them when they're gone.
— Markus Zusak
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!
— Mike Birbiglia
It's funny how aimless a person can feel at times, even when they know God is in control.
— Chris Fabry
