It's All About Me Funny Quotes
Collection of top 32 famous quotes about It's All About Me Funny
It's All About Me Funny Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational It's All About Me Funny quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny.
— Michael Jai White
I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.
— Carl Hiaasen
I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning ... That can keep me awake for days..
— Billy Connolly
Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing.
— Rowan Atkinson
That's funny. I've always liked Naomi's version of me the best. I'm always much more interesting when she talks about me.
— Rachel Cohn
What is about Army uniforms? Especially combats. They are just drool-worthy, if you ask me.
— Aditi Mathur Kumar
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.
— Chelsea Handler
You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.
— Chevy Chase
I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist.
— Michael Summers
Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have to warn me about things. Stupid people seem to live such easy, carefree lives.
— L. H. Cosway
American comedies about Asians have never been funny to me. That always kind of pissed me off.
— Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
Funny thing about payment is that it isn't the buyer of the goods or services that gets to set it. It's the seller. That's me.
— Karen Marie Moning
I look for the meaning in what's funny, and I look for what's funny about things that are meaningful to me.
— Harold Ramis
You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ... ? I wonder what I was blushing about?
— Gracie Allen
I wanted to write at school - to write funny stories which the teacher might ask me to read out to the class. It's all basically about showing off.
— Mark Billingham
I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit booty?
— John Layfield
To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men.
— Judd Apatow
I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!
— Zach Galifianakis
I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me.
— Shannon L. Alder
It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that.
— Xavier Niel
Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!"
— Henny Youngman
