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It's A Joke Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I have a roommate, and I signed a I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year. — Mitch Hedberg
It's A Joke Quotes By Demetri Martin: Some of them relate to farts but they Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else ... — Demetri Martin
It's A Joke Quotes By Elvis Costello: What do we care, if the world is What do we care, if the world is a joke? We'll give it a big kiss, we'll give it a poke. Death wears a big hat cause he's a big bloke. — Elvis Costello
It's A Joke Quotes By Kevin Nealon: It is a great rush to come up It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold! — Kevin Nealon
It's A Joke Quotes By Philip Roth: Spring me from this role I play of Spring me from this role I play of the smothered son in the Jewish joke! Because it's beginning to pall a little at thirty-three! — Philip Roth
It's A Joke Quotes By Henry James: It's all a mere mistake and a worry It's all a mere mistake and a worry and a joke - and we'll go home as fast as we can! — Henry James
It's A Joke Quotes By Tina Fey: Everyone is quiet. Which is the wooooooorst. It's Everyone is quiet. Which is the wooooooorst. It's scary when a group of people all know instinctively not to joke around. — Tina Fey
It's A Joke Quotes By Jacob M. Appel: Always warm up the audience with a joke Always warm up the audience with a joke ... If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a joke ... — Jacob M. Appel
It's A Joke Quotes By Carol Burnett: I can't tell a joke to save my I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes. — Carol Burnett
It's A Joke Quotes By Emo Philips: It's amazing where a joke might come from. It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or literally like my wife's cat. — Emo Philips
It's A Joke Quotes By Betty Dodson: Instead of being a well-known painter, I became Instead of being a well-known painter, I became everybody's favorite dirty joke. Come to think of it, teaching masturbation skills is pretty weird. — Betty Dodson
It's A Joke Quotes By Dee Lestari: What if it's just a big, cosmic joke?Then What if it's just a big, cosmic joke?
Then ... laugh!
.85. — Dee Lestari
It's A Joke Quotes By J. B. Smoove: It's an ongoing joke that a black man It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies. — J. B. Smoove
It's A Joke Quotes By Rick Riordan: It's a Thing thing. You wouldn't understand. It's a Thing thing. You wouldn't understand. — Rick Riordan
It's A Joke Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: Here's a professional tip: If you have to Here's a professional tip: If you have to say you're kidding, it might not be a great joke. — Ellen DeGeneres
It's A Joke Quotes By Dana Plato: I have been sober for the longest time. I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke. — Dana Plato
It's A Joke Quotes By Frank Waters: The whole westward expansion myth is seen as The whole westward expansion myth is seen as romantic. But it's a joke, a blot on American history. — Frank Waters
It's A Joke Quotes By Lawana Blackwell: It was a family joke that Lydia's domestic It was a family joke that Lydia's domestic tendencies were somehow misplaced when she was created. — Lawana Blackwell
It's A Joke Quotes By Russ Feingold: We need to get rid of the Federal We need to get rid of the Federal Elections Commission. It's a joke. It doesn't enforce the law. — Russ Feingold
It's A Joke Quotes By Prince: Oh, I love critics. Because they love me. Oh, I love critics. Because they love me. It's not a joke. They care. — Prince
It's A Joke Quotes By Norman Schwarzkopf: First of all, Saddam did not win the First of all, Saddam did not win the war, even though he says he did, I mean, you know, that's a joke and everybody in the world knows it. — Norman Schwarzkopf
It's A Joke Quotes By Elie Wiesel: What I don't like today is, to put What I don't like today is, to put it coarsely, the phony Hasidism, the phony mysticism. Many students say, "Teach me mysticism." It's a joke. — Elie Wiesel
It's A Joke Quotes By Spike Milligan: I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke. — Spike Milligan
It's A Joke Quotes By Alex Borstein: I am a fan of whatever makes me I am a fan of whatever makes me laugh my ass off. If it happens to be a Jew joke, then it's a Jew joke. — Alex Borstein
It's A Joke Quotes By David Rees: Just because something makes you smile or laugh Just because something makes you smile or laugh ... doesn't mean it's a joke. — David Rees
It's A Joke Quotes By Maggie Stiefvater: Kissing's a lot like laughing. If the joke's Kissing's a lot like laughing. If the joke's funny, it doesn't matter how long it's been since you last heard one. — Maggie Stiefvater
It's A Joke Quotes By Paul Theroux: The saddest task for the ironist is having The saddest task for the ironist is having to tell the listener that it's a joke, because of course it is never a joke. — Paul Theroux
It's A Joke Quotes By Boomer Esiason: Playing quarterback ... it's no joke ... The Playing quarterback ... it's no joke ... The difference here with Johnny Manziel, there's a lot of style and very little substance. — Boomer Esiason
It's A Joke Quotes By Marcus Brigstocke: I stumbled on a joke idea and style I stumbled on a joke idea and style that worked, the audience went with it and, from that moment on, I was hooked. It's an amazing feeling. — Marcus Brigstocke
It's A Joke Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: There is nothing that's off limits. If people There is nothing that's off limits. If people think something is off limits, I make it my business to go make a joke about it; that's my job. — Anthony Jeselnik
It's A Joke Quotes By David Lynch: Don't make a film if it can't be Don't make a film if it can't be the film you want to make. It's a joke, and a sick joke, and it'll kill you. — David Lynch
It's A Joke Quotes By Celia Rivenbark: Sometimes, at parties, people demand I tell a Sometimes, at parties, people demand I tell a joke. It's like pointing a gun at my feet and telling me to dance. — Celia Rivenbark
It's A Joke Quotes By Joe Biden: There used to be an old bad joke. There used to be an old bad joke. I hope it's not so much a good joke anymore. 'Everybody's from Scranton; no one's in Scranton.' — Joe Biden
It's A Joke Quotes By Will Rogers: With Congress, every time they make a joke With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. — Will Rogers
It's A Joke Quotes By Linda Cardellini: Being raised Catholic myself, I think people who Being raised Catholic myself, I think people who are Catholic tend to carry a lot of guilt. It's almost a joke. — Linda Cardellini
It's A Joke Quotes By Rachel Perry: Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke. — Rachel Perry
It's A Joke Quotes By Sacha Baron Cohen: To single out a particular group and say To single out a particular group and say we can't make a joke about them is almost a form of prejudice and it's kind of patronizing. — Sacha Baron Cohen
It's A Joke Quotes By Paula McLain: Only the day before, Cockie's dark joke wouldn't Only the day before, Cockie's dark joke wouldn't have included me, but now it did. "Is love always such a mess, do you suppose? — Paula McLain
It's A Joke Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: For a comedian to kind of catch onto For a comedian to kind of catch onto something right as something's catching on in our culture, a lot of it is luck, and you hope the joke is funny. — Jim Gaffigan
It's A Joke Quotes By Laura Griffin: How many software developers does it take to How many software developers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, it's a hardware problem. — Laura Griffin
It's A Joke Quotes By Kit Rocha: Rachel snatched her hand back. Sorry, I forgot Rachel snatched her hand back. Sorry, I forgot the rules. Everything's a joke until it's not, and words don't mean anything until you want them to. — Kit Rocha
It's A Joke Quotes By Yulia Tymoshenko: I just heard the latest joke about my I just heard the latest joke about my hair: 'Do you know what that is on her head? It's a steering wheel to drive the state.' — Yulia Tymoshenko
It's A Joke Quotes By Brian Dunkleman: A joke's a joke; you can either take A joke's a joke; you can either take it, or you can't. — Brian Dunkleman
It's A Joke Quotes By Peter Jackson: I make cameos in all my movies for I make cameos in all my movies for no particular reason other than a joke. It's just a Hitchcock thing. — Peter Jackson
It's A Joke Quotes By Heather Wolf: A joke is never a joke if it A joke is never a joke if it is at the expense of another person's feelings — Heather Wolf
It's A Joke Quotes By Pablo Picasso: Even if the painting is green, well then! Even if the painting is green, well then! The 'subject' is the green. There is always a subject; it's a joke to suppress the subject, it's impossible. — Pablo Picasso
It's A Joke Quotes By Laura Wade: And I admit it: there's a rather dirty And I admit it: there's a rather dirty thrill when 700 people laugh at a joke you've written. — Laura Wade
It's A Joke Quotes By Doug Larson: One nice thing about telling a clean joke One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before. — Doug Larson
It's A Joke Quotes By Michael Scott: There is no such thing as an appropriate There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke. — Michael Scott
It's A Joke Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy. — J.K. Rowling
It's A Joke Quotes By Christina Applegate: But men and women, getting along, it's a But men and women, getting along, it's a joke. We have completely different brains, it's a completely different thing. — Christina Applegate
It's A Joke Quotes By Maya Rudolph: I've been writing joke songs since I was I've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have. — Maya Rudolph
It's A Joke Quotes By Dolly Parton: I enjoy the way I look, but it's I enjoy the way I look, but it's a joke. — Dolly Parton
It's A Joke Quotes By Douglas Adams: It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"You ask a glass of water. — Douglas Adams
It's A Joke Quotes By Maggie Stiefvater: Neither of them had kissed someone else in Neither of them had kissed someone else in a while, but it didn't much matter. Kissing's a lot like laughing. If the joke's funny, it doesn't matter — Maggie Stiefvater
It's A Joke Quotes By Reggie Watts: Essentially a joke is creating an idea, whether Essentially a joke is creating an idea, whether sonic or visual, whether it's something musical or a traditional joke. — Reggie Watts
It's A Joke Quotes By David C. Holley: Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's last name is a homophone of 'made-off'? — David C. Holley
It's A Joke Quotes By Rita Rudner: I get so happy when I write a I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling. — Rita Rudner
It's A Joke Quotes By Liane Moriarty: John-Paul?" TWO If this is a joke," said John-Paul?" TWO If this is a joke," said Tess, "it's not funny. — Liane Moriarty
It's A Joke Quotes By Teresa Medeiros: MarkBaynard: I figured out in the first grade MarkBaynard: I figured out in the first grade that it was better to crack a joke than somebody's skull. — Teresa Medeiros
It's A Joke Quotes By Neil Gaiman: Hey, that's life, flick it off if you Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke. — Neil Gaiman
It's A Joke Quotes By Nicole Sullivan: It's a lot easier, I think, to be It's a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a sitcom. — Nicole Sullivan
It's A Joke Quotes By C.S. Lewis: You've no idea how good an old joke You've no idea how good an old joke sounds when you take it out again after a rest of five or six hundred years. — C.S. Lewis
It's A Joke Quotes By Tina Fey: No, that part's not true! That's a joke-lie. No, that part's not true! That's a joke-lie. I'm not going to lie to you in this story because I want you to know that the rest of it is true. — Tina Fey
It's A Joke Quotes By Stanley Tucci: I think it's important to have a good I think it's important to have a good sense of humor and joke around with your kids. That's what I do a lot. — Stanley Tucci
It's A Joke Quotes By Wilson Bethel: It's almost a joke how good I am It's almost a joke how good I am at charades. Not to pat my own back, but I'm literally - I'm kind of unstoppable. — Wilson Bethel
It's A Joke Quotes By Martin Freeman: It's hard talking about acting, in a way, It's hard talking about acting, in a way, because it's like explaining a joke: I do think it loses something in the telling. — Martin Freeman
It's A Joke Quotes By Banksy: The art world is the biggest joke going. The art world is the biggest joke going. It's a rest home for the overprivileged, the pretentious, and the weak. — Banksy
It's A Joke Quotes By Nancy Sinatra: I didn't just want to be Frank's daughter I didn't just want to be Frank's daughter who sang Boots. I take my music very seriously and studied very hard. It's not a joke to me. — Nancy Sinatra
It's A Joke Quotes By Fabolous: Being broke is a joke, I never found Being broke is a joke, I never found it funny / That's why I count my blessings / As much as I count my money ... — Fabolous
It's A Joke Quotes By Jon Schmidt: It used to bother me when people called It used to bother me when people called me a pussy. But the joke's on them - after all, you are what you eat! — Jon Schmidt
It's A Joke Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist. That's not a full joke there! It's filler. — Mitch Hedberg
It's A Joke Quotes By Hank Azaria: Guys will definitely settle for women who get Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on a guy's must list. Perhaps it should be. — Hank Azaria
It's A Joke Quotes By Lea DeLaria: It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me. — Lea DeLaria
It's A Joke Quotes By Hugh Elliot: If there's one thing I know it's God If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. — Hugh Elliot
It's A Joke Quotes By J. R. Martinez: Running for me is a sport. It's not Running for me is a sport. It's not a joke. It's serious. — J. R. Martinez
It's A Joke Quotes By Christopher Hitchens: I think that all filth is local ... I think that all filth is local ... and that a joke isn't a joke unless it's at somebody's expense — Christopher Hitchens
It's A Joke Quotes By Gwyneth Paltrow: [When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made [When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness. — Gwyneth Paltrow
It's A Joke Quotes By Bill Maher: The public is gullible ... If [many satirists The public is gullible ... If [many satirists are] making the same joke, that's the danger. Then there's a solidifying effect and it becomes a truth. — Bill Maher
It's A Joke Quotes By Lorrie Moore: Nothing's a joke with me. It just all Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one. — Lorrie Moore
It's A Joke Quotes By Joey McIntyre: I don't mind being the brunt of a I don't mind being the brunt of a joke, so long as it's a good one. — Joey McIntyre
It's A Joke Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: Suppose the world were only one of God's Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? — George Bernard Shaw
It's A Joke Quotes By Wanda Sykes: I was really gifted at being able to I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because they were so about nothing. — Wanda Sykes
It's A Joke Quotes By George Carlin: Humor is based on surprise, and surprise is Humor is based on surprise, and surprise is a milder way of saying shock. It's surprise that makes the joke. — George Carlin
It's A Joke Quotes By Fred Durst: Directing a movie is serious, it's not a Directing a movie is serious, it's not a joke. — Fred Durst
It's A Joke Quotes By Scott Westerfeld: Being an author sucks, doesn't it? It's like Being an author sucks, doesn't it? It's like telling a joke and nobody laughs for two years. — Scott Westerfeld
It's A Joke Quotes By Britney Spears: I have "come back" [to music scene] so I have "come back" [to music scene] so many times, people are just like, Is this another one? ... It's kind of like a joke to me now. — Britney Spears
It's A Joke Quotes By Dave Attell: Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes. — Dave Attell
It's A Joke Quotes By Dave Grohl: It was that famous joke: What's the last It was that famous joke: What's the last thing the drummer said before he got kicked out of the band? 'Hey, I wrote a song.' — Dave Grohl
It's A Joke Quotes By James S.A. Corey: The joke was that Ceres didn't have laws The joke was that Ceres didn't have laws - it had police. — James S.A. Corey
It's A Joke Quotes By Simone Elkeles: Why are you making a joke out of Why are you making a joke out of this?" she asks.
"Because it's stupid, Nik. There's not even room in my day to think about someone else. — Simone Elkeles
It's A Joke Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: [Writing a joke] there is no team of [Writing a joke] there is no team of writers. It's just you in an office, staring at yourself in the mirror. — Jimmy Fallon
It's A Joke Quotes By Morrissey: British politics, as the world knows, is a British politics, as the world knows, is a joke. Yet it's rarely funny. — Morrissey
It's A Joke Quotes By Maria Semple: I'm not the comedy police, but you watch I'm not the comedy police, but you watch a movie, and everyone's laughing, and then you shake it out, and you realize, 'There's no joke there!' — Maria Semple
It's A Joke Quotes By Judy Greer: I think it's natural if you're doing a I think it's natural if you're doing a lot of comedy to do a lot of drama, because you have to figure out the real version of the joke. — Judy Greer
It's A Joke Quotes By Richard Kalvar: It's a basic rule of humor that a It's a basic rule of humor that a joke is always at somebody's expense. Really good jokes, however, tend to be at everyone's expense. — Richard Kalvar
It's A Joke Quotes By Jet Li: Watching movies in the U.S. is great fun Watching movies in the U.S. is great fun because they get every joke, they smile, they laugh so much; it's a great feeling. — Jet Li
It's A Joke Quotes By Henry Rollins: I come from a town of great musicians: I come from a town of great musicians: Washington, D.C. It's no joke, that history. — Henry Rollins
It's A Joke Quotes By Robert A. Heinlein: I have never been able to see life I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it's better to laugh than cry. — Robert A. Heinlein
It's A Joke Quotes By Bill Burr: Once you do a joke and it works Once you do a joke and it works it's only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel. — Bill Burr

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