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She did not believe that the world was a vale of tears but rather a joke that God had played and that it was idiotic to take it seriously.
— Isabel Allende
Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else ...
— Demetri Martin
The best of my songs are more than just a joke. There's something else going on - a character, or it's not just a plain joke.
— Randy Newman
Always warm up the audience with a joke ... If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a joke ...
— Jacob M. Appel
I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.
— Carol Burnett
Sometimes in the studio movies I've been working in, you'll put a joke in a movie because the crowd loves it - not because I love it.
— David Gordon Green
Here's a professional tip: If you have to say you're kidding, it might not be a great joke.
— Ellen DeGeneres
You know where you can shove your joke. Just get me a new drink and try not to include and of your STD-laced body fluid in it this time.
— Kim Harrington
My dear Boris, can you not take a joke?" "Was it a joke?
— Agatha Christie
First of all, Saddam did not win the war, even though he says he did, I mean, you know, that's a joke and everybody in the world knows it.
— Norman Schwarzkopf
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
— Max Eastman
I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist. That's not a full joke there! It's filler.
— Mitch Hedberg
Not really riding weather, is it, miss? Unless you're a duck." He chuckled at his own joke."Quack," Jenna said... — Deborah Blake
I'm not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn't really bother me.
— Dick Cavett
Joke stealing is a big deal to me, but I mean, I'm not going to investigate it if it doesn't effect me directly.
— Greg Giraldo
Don't judge. That was a joke. How could I not? Everyone judged whether we admitted to it or not, usually saving the harshest criticisms for ourselves.
— Donna Augustine
John-Paul?" TWO If this is a joke," said Tess, "it's not funny.
— Liane Moriarty
It was only a joke, Mia," says Bree gently. "Of course I do not wish that. No one really wishes to be queen.
— Kendare Blake
It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
— Karl Pilkington
Running for me is a sport. It's not a joke. It's serious.
— J. R. Martinez
Everything in life is not a joke.""No, but it mostly is. — Allan Dare Pearce
Directing a movie is serious, it's not a joke.
— Fred Durst
I rarely joke unless I'm in front of a camera. It's not what I am in real life. It's what I do for a living.
— Christopher Guest
It's almost a joke how good I am at charades. Not to pat my own back, but I'm literally - I'm kind of unstoppable.
— Wilson Bethel
Life is a joke, even though it is not always funny.
— Stephan Attia
Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes.
— Dave Attell
Why are you making a joke out of this?" she asks."Because it's stupid, Nik. There's not even room in my day to think about someone else. — Simone Elkeles
Writing a book has about it some of the anxiety of telling a joke and having to wait several years to know whether or not it was funny.
— Alain De Botton
I thought it would be such a sick joke to have to remain to be alive for decades and not believe in or feel anything.
— Douglas Coupland
A dirty joke is not, of course, a serious attack on morality, but it is a sort of mental rebellion, a momentary wish that things were otherwise.
— George Orwell
A joke was not a single-use item but something you brought out again and again until it fell apart in your hand like a cheap umbrella.
— David Nicholls
All life is a jest, Imhotep - and it is death who laughs last. Do you not hear it at every feast? Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die.
— Agatha Christie
I didn't just want to be Frank's daughter who sang Boots. I take my music very seriously and studied very hard. It's not a joke to me.
— Nancy Sinatra
Any so-called leader who does not take this issue (climate change) seriously or treats it like a joke is not fit to lead
— Barack Obama
