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It Manager Funny Quotes By David Cook: I'd always wanted to grow my hair out.

I'd always wanted to grow my hair out. And now looking back on those photos I understand why I probably shouldn't have ... — David Cook

It Manager Funny Quotes By Andy Weir: How did I end up in this situation?

How did I end up in this situation? I'm the district sales manager of a napkin factor. Why is my daughter in space? — Andy Weir

It Manager Funny Quotes By Gustavo Dudamel: Music is a fundamental human right

Music is a fundamental human right — Gustavo Dudamel

It Manager Funny Quotes By Antony Beevor: To begin impatiently is the worst mistake a

To begin impatiently is the worst mistake a writer can make — Antony Beevor

It Manager Funny Quotes By Dino De Laurentiis: When I cook, my brain stops completely.

When I cook, my brain stops completely. — Dino De Laurentiis

It Manager Funny Quotes By Richard Branson: The funny thing is people won't let me

The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh no, it's on the house.' — Richard Branson

It Manager Funny Quotes By Various: to her and punches her in the face.

to her and punches her in the face. When she falls to the ground, he starts screaming, "You're not so tough — Various

It Manager Funny Quotes By Susan Cooper: Open for sun, closed for rain, that's the

Open for sun, closed for rain, that's the poor man's weathervane. — Susan Cooper

It Manager Funny Quotes By Howard L. Anderson: Albert knew that one could never be sure

Albert knew that one could never be sure about magic, but a lack of certainty is not a good reason to do nothing. — Howard L. Anderson

It Manager Funny Quotes By Bill Watterson: You know what I like about summer days?

You know what I like about summer days? They're just made for doing things ... even if it's nothing. Especially if it's nothing. — Bill Watterson

It Manager Funny Quotes By Becca Fitzpatrick: Angel," he murmured, clasping my face between his

Angel," he murmured, clasping my face between his hands. "I don't think you understand the lengths I would go to if it means keeping you here with me. — Becca Fitzpatrick

It Manager Funny Quotes By Michael Hogan: a good friendship euchres the universe.

a good friendship euchres the universe. — Michael Hogan

It Manager Funny Quotes By Tom Althouse: If all the world's a stage, there must

If all the world's a stage, there must be one exhausted stage manager somewhere! — Tom Althouse

It Manager Funny Quotes By W. Somerset Maugham: I shall beat you,' he said, looking at

I shall beat you,' he said, looking at her.
How else should I know you loved me,' she answered. — W. Somerset Maugham

It Manager Funny Quotes By Ghostface Killah: Full moons, skunk weed all up in the

Full moons, skunk weed all up in the room;
You got the munchies, baby? Ice cold milk and Lorna Doones. — Ghostface Killah

It Manager Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: My manager said, "Don't use liquor as a

My manager said, "Don't use liquor as a crutch!" I can't use liquor as a crutch, because a crutch helps me walk. — Mitch Hedberg

It Manager Funny Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: Sow yourself first and foremost in something today

Sow yourself first and foremost in something today — Sunday Adelaja

It Manager Funny Quotes By Lily Allen: If you can't detect the sarcasm you've misunderstood.

If you can't detect the sarcasm you've misunderstood. — Lily Allen