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It is funny you know, you spend 12 years of your life learning about things and about life, but they never really tell you how hard life really is.
— Amanda Peterson
Funny how time heals. Like that bullet in my ribs. It's there, I know it's there, but I can barely feel it at all anymore.
— Lauren Oliver
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
— Ellen DeGeneres
I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't do something just because it's funny.
— Joel Hodgson
It was a running joke; everyone was aware of how ridiculous the rumor mill was, and yet they all shamelessly participated in it.
— Jamie McGuire
It's funny how three or four notes of anger can be struck at once, creating the perfect chord of fury.
— Tayari Jones
It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?
— Eleanor Porter
How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
— Steven Wright
It's funny: when I first started getting vocal about how much I liked 'Doctor Who,' I didn't realize how deep the fan base was.
— Chris Hardwick
It's funny how easy it is to point out other peoples mistakes and make our own mistakes seem insignificant.
— Jack Kirby
As funny as it sounds, the best thing I got out of making a solo record was to realize how much I love being in a band.
— Dave Pirner
It's funny how people can take up so much room
in your heart
but you still have plenty left
for someone else — Marilyn Hilton
in your heart
but you still have plenty left
for someone else — Marilyn Hilton
Loneliness is a funny disease. You don't realize how badly you're infected until someone gives you a shot of contentment - and then it wears off
— Brigid Kemmerer
I hate that stuff. It tastes like feet."
At that he smiled. "How would you know what feet taste like?"
"I just know. — Cassandra Clare
At that he smiled. "How would you know what feet taste like?"
"I just know. — Cassandra Clare
It's always funny watching something so beautiful not know how beautiful it really is. It's sad even.
— Holly Hood
It's funny how the night that changes your life forever starts out like all the others.
— Marisha Pessl
Isn't it funny, how often we meet our destiny in the very place we try to hide from it?
— Aiki Flinthart
It reminds me how funny living in LA can be; You go to a friend's barbecue and you leave the face of Victoria Beckham's look book.
— Alice Greczyn
It's funny how you can go for a long time in life not needing someone, and then you meet them and you suddenly need them all the time
— Meg Wolitzer
It find it funny how people from Boston and New York hate each other because of pro teams.
— Julian Casablancas
It's funny how you can know your friends so well, but you still end up playing the same games with them.
— Lauren Oliver
Funny how addiction was socially acceptable - even a status symbol - when it made people extroverts rather than introverts
— Stacia Kane
It's a funny phenomenon. You can never visit your own funeral, but if you want to see how people feel about you, commit a crime.
— Elizabeth L. Silver
I once asked a policeman how far it was to the subway. he said, "I don't know, no one has ever made it".
— Rodney Dangerfield
It's funny, Vasher thought, How many things begin with my getting thrown into prison.
— Brandon Sanderson
It's funny how loud horrified silence can be. Curran laughed.
— Ilona Andrews
We got a lot of politicians up there on Capital Hill. Ain't it funny how they prosper while the country stands still?
— Waylon Jennings
It's funny how, having nice thoughts in your head, it is so pleasant to pull them all out and think them all over again.
— Maureen Daly
It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
Funny how people despise platitudes, when they are usually the truest thing going. A thing has to be pretty true before it gets to be a platitude ...
— Katharine Fullerton Gerould
It's funny how, no matter what we have in life, we're never satisfied.
— Yasmine Galenorn
It's funny how things slip away, pieces of us, even.
— Kristin Hannah
After school I all but ran to Gran's and it was funny how even with her so sick, being with her could still make me feel safe.
— Laura Wiess
Oh, Jack, look how beautiful. Jack, look how darling that monkey is.
It was like going camping with Merry Little Sunshine. — Cindy Roland Anderson
It was like going camping with Merry Little Sunshine. — Cindy Roland Anderson
It's funny how there are things in this world that do nothing but annoy you, but you know you'd miss them when they're gone.
— Markus Zusak
Accents are funny. It sets me apart from the other girls doing comedy. It gives me more - how do you say? - pop-oo-laaarrrity.
— Sofia Vergara
When a baseball player makes an error, it goes into the record and is published. How many of us could stand this sort of daily scrutiny?
— Sydney J. Harris
I had a funny feeling that day, all day: something about how much I liked my life and where I was with it.
— John Darnielle
It's funny how we like labels. If I ever have a bookstore, I'm not going to put any labels on the sections.
— Audrey Niffenegger
It's funny how the closer you get to God, the more you realize how far you are from Him.
— Mark Hart
It's funny how even when you've lived with someone your whole life, they can still surprise you.
— Shannon Wiersbitzky
Funny, isn't it, how quickly the future becomes the past.
— Lauren Oliver
This funny thing we call love, how simple it may seem. To say it is sometimes enough but to feel it is a dream.
— Raneem Kayyali
It is curious how fatal it is, either to a situation or to an individual, or even to a name, if in an evil moment it becomes funny.
— Margaret Deland
You have a gorgeous ass, and it holds handprints beautifully.
Oh, well, how nice for me. — Cherise Sinclair
Oh, well, how nice for me. — Cherise Sinclair
Isn't it funny how something that will later be a blessing can be a curse if you get it too soon.
— T.D. Jakes
It's funny how despair can soon become an old companion
— Jacqueline Carey
she was enveloped by a wave of calm. Funny how just seeing the giant logo of an apple with a bite out of it did that to her.
— Michelle Gagnon
I think it's funny how life can lead you down certain paths which you wouldn't have taken otherwise.
— Giovanna Fletcher
It's funny how things work out sometimes.
— Anthony Horowitz
It's funny how beauty rides the back of pain .
— Patricia Harman
It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that.
— Xavier Niel
Comedy is funny when it comes from truth, and that's always the rule of them. It's about how far you can push that boundary.
— Ari Graynor
Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!"
— Henny Youngman
Funny how God offers you everything you've asked for, only to force you to turn it away.
— Sunjeev Sahota
I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.
— Sarah Silverman
It's funny how "a part" and "apart" are complete opposites, yet only differ by a little space.
— Wade Rouse
He'd done it like he did everything else - with passion and total disregard for how much it might embarrass her.
— Kaylea Cross
Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls.
— Auliq Ice
I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.
— Jennifer Aniston
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?
— Bill Maher
it's funny how you can't exactly pick your crush. well, you can, but once it get hold of you, it's hard to shake off.
— Emily Franklin
It's funny how aimless a person can feel at times, even when they know God is in control.
— Chris Fabry
Shakespeare - it's not funny. No matter how they try to make Shakespeare funny, when it's meant to be funny it's not funny.
— Julie Walters
It's funny how many ways there are to hurt people. As many ways to hurt as there are species of flower. Whole bouquets of hurt.
— Joshua Gaylord
I wrote an entire movie [Man up] about how important I think voices are, so it was funny.
— Lake Bell
It's funny how you can know a person, think of him as your closest friend, and still never gain access to the secret chambers in his heart.
— Jennifer Finney Boylan
It would be a really bad idea to let this person loose."
"How bad of an idea?"
"Kicking-Hitler-out-of-art-school bad. — Rin Chupeco
"How bad of an idea?"
"Kicking-Hitler-out-of-art-school bad. — Rin Chupeco
It's funny about imagination, how it
— Ivan Doig
Isn't it funny how true peace describes war and chaos?
— Lionel Suggs