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When you're ... stepping over a guy on the sidewalk ... does it ever occur to you to think, 'Wow. Maybe our system doesn't work?' — Bill Hicks

It's important that our children are raised to be educated, well-rounded tax-paying citizens that understand the importance of technology and science. — Bill Nye

The reality is that most innovative work is incremental improvement. It's about staying ahead of trends as opposed to reacting to trends. — Bill Sheridan

It's like stealing WiFi from the universe. — Bill Tarlin

I would like to know how it feels for my desperation to get louder. — Bill Withers

I think Earl Scruggs playing propelled bluegrass and Bill Monroe's music to the level that - where we're all still talking about it. — Earl Scruggs

The atoms that so liberally and congenially flock together to form living things on Earth are exactly the same atoms that decline to do it elsewhere. — Bill Bryson

I cry a lot. Usually once a day. I think it's one of the most profound forms of human expression. — Bill Viola

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it. — Bill Nye

'The Bill Engvall Show' is a comedy about a middle-class family in the Midwest. It's a great family show to watch if you want to laugh and unwind. — Nancy Travis

Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, kill your parents, that's where it's really at. — Bill Ayers

I didn't think I'd ever eat pork; it just does not appeal to me. — Bill Callahan

Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn't like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton. — Jay Leno

I wish I was Bill Murray. I hope everything I've read about evolution is wrong, and I eventually evolve into him. It's one of only three plans I have. — Caitlin Moran

This bill is the legislative equivalent of crack. It yields a short-term high but does long-term damage to the system and it's expensive to boot. — Barney Frank

As the interned American citizens of Japanese descent learned, the Bill of Rights provided them with little protection when it was needed. — Glenn Reynolds

When I was in England I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale. — Bill Clinton

College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things. — Bill Cosby

America enjoys the best health care in the world, but the best is no good if folks can't afford it, access it and doctor's can't provide it. — Bill Frist

Don't knock the ball in the stands, keep it in your hands! — Bill Russell

What goes around comes around in business, and it's better to help people out rather than bill them every time you speak to them. — Ben Elliot

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves. — Bill Watterson

Democracy belongs to those who exercise it. — Bill Moyers

It is the patchiness of the record that makes each new find look so sudden and distinct from all the others. — Bill Bryson

Calvin: Why are you crying mom?
Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.
Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables. — Bill Watterson

I don't dislike the process of animation ... I find it daunting, but only as much as I find everything daunting. — Bill Nighy

It's a tough thing having to step aside for a friend, when your heart's breaking and your nether parts are still tangled up in their base desires. — Bill Willingham

You can put wings on a pig, but that doesn't make it an eagle. — Bill Clinton

No sooner my kids leave their friends than they start texting them. And it's all in code in a language I totally don't understand. — Bill Engvall

We are New Yorkers. Proud citizens of the greatest city on earth. Thinking big isn't new to us. It is the very foundation of who we are. — Bill De Blasio

It's not what's going to happen, but who's coming. — Bill Vaughan

Jobs that cannot be delivered must never be promised. It's unfair to raise people's hopes that way. — Bill O'Reilly

I think it's a privilege to be able to fly to somewhere where people want to see my show. — Bill Burr

It's pretty amazing to go from a world where computers were unheard of and very complex to where they're a tool of everyday life. — Bill Gates

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life. — Bill Cosby

It is INCONSISTENT to have Jesus pay a price for healing and for us to believe it is not Gods intention to heal. — Bill Johnson

Mark Twain put it best when he said, 'Reports of my demise are greatly exaggerated,. — Bill Bradley

It ain't nothing till I call it. — Bill Klem

Television can stir emotions, but it doesn't invite reflection as much as the printed page. — Bill Moyers

The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right. — Bill Maher

To me, it's all about inspiration. What gets me creatively excited is a challenge. — Bill Skarsgard

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept. — Bill Watterson

It's not the medium, but the quality of perception and expression, that determines the significance of art. — Bill Watterson

If you're too focused on your current business, it's hard to change and concentrate on innovating. — Bill Gates

The folks you help won't remember it and the folks you hurt won't ever forget it. — Bill W. Clayton

Government can't create wealth, but it can create the conditions for private enterprise to flourish. — Bill Owens

It's the greatest thing in the world, natural enthusiasm. You are nothing without it. — Bill Shankly

I'm here to kill the deer, She wants to take it shoppin. — Bill Engvall

It's easy for people to grow up in our society believing that certain lifestyles are risk free when they certainly are not. — Bill James

It's survival of the hang-in-there's, or the made-the-cuts, or the just good-enoughs. — Bill Nye

Why is it only later that things begin to make sense? — Bill Clegg

It is?classic Bill Clinton, sincere and deceptive at the same time, requiring a careful reading between the lines. — David Maraniss

He (Bill Terry) once hit a ball between my legs so hard that my center-fielder caught it on the fly backing up against the wall. — Dizzy Dean

I was late to the Internet. I didn't really understand what it was. I didn't know what an email was. — Bill Callahan

Life is so simple, really. Think through what people want, watch what others fail to give them, and provide it. Then bill'em. — Stuart Wilde

No matter how nice a hotel is, it's not home. — Bill Kreutzmann

People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong. — Bill Vaughan

When our memories outweigh our dreams, it is then that we become old. — Bill Clinton

Today, we're very dependent on cheap energy. We just take it for granted - all the things you have in the house, the way industry works. — Bill Gates

My goodness, that wee ball's gone so high there'll be snow on it when it comes down. — Bill McLaren

The trouble with energy farming is that the energy isn't always where you want to use it, and it isn't always when you want to use it. — Bill Gates

I find it a little stressful when you're in a really nice studio and you feel time ticking and the bill getting higher. — Yukimi Nagano

God may not give that instant dollar bill your seeking, but it's in the little change He brings, that will add to a dollar. — Anthony Liccione

Still, I never really mind bad service in a restaurant. It makes me feel better about not leaving a tip. — Bill Bryson

Philanthropy, although it's tiny compared to the government, it's 2% of the US economy, which is the largest percentage, other than the Middle East. — Bill Gates

Whether or not Twitter makes you stupid, it certainly makes some smart people sound stupid. — Bill Keller

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a quarterback who thinks playing quarterback is just about passing. — Bill Parcells

It [the Brady Bill] is not a panacea. It's not going to stop crimes of passion or drug-related crime. — Sarah Brady

It's fun being Bill Engvall. — Bill Engvall

The public is gullible ... If [many satirists are] making the same joke, that's the danger. Then there's a solidifying effect and it becomes a truth. — Bill Maher

It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me ... oxygen tent, iron lung. — Bill Hicks

Comes the time when it's later
and onto your table the headwaiter
puts the bill — Robert Creeley

My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again. — Stephen Colbert

I believe that the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach. It's a little further south. — Bill Engvall

We know that, when it comes to technology and the economy, if you're not constantly moving forward, then - without a doubt - you're moving backwards. — Bill Owens

I live in a house that was built in 1480. It has a moat around it. It is like a little baby castle. — Bill Wyman

This country hates professors. It likes Toby Keith - 'I'm gonna put a boot in their ass.' If you don't do that, somehow you can't be strong. — Bill Maher

Once you embrace unpleasant news, not as a negative but as evidence of a need for change, you aren't defeated by it. You're learning from it. — Bill Gates

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'. — Bill Maher

In another couple centuries I'm sure that worldview won't even exist. There's no evidence for it. — Bill Nye

Right now, you know, it's not about the refs or anything else, it's about hitting first, getting on the run and never looking back. — Bill Walton

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it. — Bill Terry

Unbelief is safe, because it takes no risk and almost always gets what it expects. — Bill Johnson

Discrimination has a lot of layers that make it tough for minorities to get a leg up. — Bill Gates

It is now time to reverse the trend we have seen developing over the years, that of beauty at all costs and health will take care of itself. — Bill Munson

If you thought Stairway to Heaven was a long song, dear god you should listen to it played on a lute. — Bill Engvall

Custom governs the world; it is the tyrant of our feelings and our manners and rules the world with the hand of a despot. — Bill Vaughan

In the next century it will be the early mechanical bird which get the first plastic worm out of the artificial grass. — Bill Vaughan

It's only work if somebody makes you do it. — Bill Watterson

If you have a good script, that's what gets you involved. It's harder to write a good screenplay than to find something. — Bill Murray

Well, boys," Long Bill said. "I guess here's where I quit rangering. It's rare sport, but it ain't quite safe. — Larry McMurtry

Actually, tolerance and acceptance are different. To tolerate seems to mean that there is something negative to tolerate, doesn't it? — Bill Konigsberg

It was full of lazy late-afternoon shadows and an impossible green lushness such as could only be appreciated by someone freshly arrived — Bill Bryson

There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it. — Bill Bryson

When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very exciting. — Bobby Darin

If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it — Bill Cosby

I have two questions about Arnold Schwarzenegger. What does he know, and when will he know it? — Bill Maher

I appoint the laziest person to do the hardest job as they'll find the easiest way to do it — Bill Gates

The world hasn't ended, but the world as we know it has-even if we don't quite know it yet. — Bill McKibben

I've about decided if it wasn't for the sex, I could be gay. Hell, then you're just hangin' out with your buddies. — Bill Engvall