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It's funny isn't it? People claim to know what love is yet the minute they're given the opportunity to prove it
they bail. — Rachel Van Dyken
Not that it isn't great to see you. But it's not so great for you. What'd you do wrong? Laugh at his dick?
— Margaret Atwood
Love is a funny thing, isn't it? The presence of it can bring you to save a foe, the absence of it can make you hurt your own flesh.
— Stefanie Schneider
I have started smiling! I've mastered this smirk; it's a smile that isn't a smile.
— Victoria Beckham
I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it.
— Milton Jones
Sarcasm isn't at all funny when it's the truth
— Colleen Hoover
The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.
— Tennessee Williams
Nothing is worth having if it isn't worth showing off ...
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?
— Eleanor Porter
Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that ... shite.
— Dylan Moran
That's your truck parked up by the factory isn't it?" Magnus pointed. "It's awfully butch for a bookseller.
— Cassandra Clare
Isn't it funny? You forgive people before they ask forgiveness. Later they expect your apologize.
— M.F. Moonzajer
It is very funny, but you do not always have to see people to love them. Just think about it, and see if it isn't so.
— Kate Douglas Wiggin
Funny, isn't it? I've known every love possible, but as the years stretched out, the love I longed for the most is the one I shared with my sister.
— Josephine Angelini
You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline.
— Cass McCombs
Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.
— Milton Jones
It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.
— Milton Jones
Isn't it funny, how often we meet our destiny in the very place we try to hide from it?
— Aiki Flinthart
Isn't it funny that they say most girls have daddy issues, when really, every dude does?
— Amy Schumer
Life isn't a cabaret. It's a dive bar.
— Woody Paige
Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.
— Oscar Wilde
(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?
— Victor Borge
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different?
— C.S. Lewis
Isn't it funny how freedom is only another word for slavery?
— Lionel Suggs
The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny ... Alright, it's a little funny.
— John Green
Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.
— Lloyd Kaufman
Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.
— Frank Zappa
Funny, isn't it, how your whole life goes by while you think you're only planning the way you're going to live it?
— Edna Ferber
When I first met you, you were just an annoying novice nurse. But I found out that you saved my life and now you're my little sister. Isn't it funny.
— Kim Young-kwang
What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off?
— Parker S. Huntington
How did you get in here?' ( ... ) 'How I got here isn't important, because I could do it twenty times again, each time a different way.
— Rachel Aaron
Isn't it funny how the slightest glance or the tiniest touch can ameliorate the discomforts of even the coldest day.
— Patrick Stevens
Fate is a funny thing, isn't it?
— Winna Efendi
Isn't it funny? You hear a phone ring and it could be anybody. But, a ringing phone has to be answered doesn't it?
— Kiefer Sutherland
It's funny, isn't it? When you are young you just want to be old, and then later you wish you could go back to being a kid.
— Lauren Oliver
All we have is here and now. That's why procrastination feels so right. Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.
— Larry Gelbart
The real mystery isn't what's under the redaction mark, but what's above it.
— The Covert Comic
Isn't it funny that if God were to reveal and explain Himself, the majority of the world would necessarily be disappointed?
— Jonathan Safran Foer
Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn't enough.
— Eden Butler
Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.
— Wavy Gravy
It's funny, I never think I'm doing that well. I've never, ever. I just constantly think, 'This isn't working out.'
— Dominic Cooper
Marla said, This isn't like when guys sit backward on the toilet and pretend it's a motorcycle. This is a genuine accident.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Isn't it funny how true peace describes war and chaos?
— Lionel Suggs
So this is why I write. Because most times, your life isn't funny the first time through. Most times, you can hardly stand it.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?
— Jessica Simpson
Funny, isn't it, how quickly the future becomes the past.
— Lauren Oliver
There's not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it?
— Eddie Izzard
One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it?
— Tom Baker
Isn't it funny how something that will later be a blessing can be a curse if you get it too soon.
— T.D. Jakes
I may not beleive in God, but I believe in guilt and no one wants to dick around with eternity, even if it isn't there.
— Jonathan Tropper
Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.
— Steve Toltz
Isn't it funny the way some combinations of words can give youalmost apart from their meaning
a thrill like music? — C.S. Lewis
It's funny, isn't it? So often men see betrayal in what you've done instead of how you feel.
— Taylor Jenkins Reid
Isn't it funny how danger makes people passionate?
— Zelda Fitzgerald
Well, life is dark, isn't it? Mostly, it's dreadful. At the same time, death is funny too. I mean, look at the fuss we make of it.
— Upamanyu Chatterjee
British humour is very cruel. It's my favourite kind of humour; if it isn't cruel and funny it doesn't really cut the cake for me.
— Jason Sellards
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
— Arthur C. Clarke
It's just funny, isn't it? How the main characters never know about the adventures they're about to go on.
— Brittainy C. Cherry
I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't.
— Bill Murray
Funny thing about payment is that it isn't the buyer of the goods or services that gets to set it. It's the seller. That's me.
— Karen Marie Moning
Isn't it funny how just changing your location changes your perspective?
— James Patterson
Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them.
— Steve Coogan
Death isn't funny." "Then why are there so many jokes about death? Jill, with us - us humans - death is so sad that we must laugh at it. — Robert A. Heinlein
Yes, it's funny, isn't it? You try to do what's best for the people you love, and you just end up in trouble for your efforts.
— Kirsten Miller
Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
— Grenville Kleiser
