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I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?' — Bill Bailey

There we go, that's it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours. — Bill Bailey

Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard — Bill Bailey

Live comedy's a very reckless, foolhardy profession. You're only as good as your last gig so earnings fluctuate. — Bill Bailey

I am Zebedee, lord of the woods! Bow down snail, I have dominion! — Bill Bailey

People say 'Bill, are you an optimist?' And I say, 'I hope so.' — Bill Bailey

Marijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it — Bill Bailey

In Unity there is strength;
We can move mountains when we're united and enjoy life -
Without unity we are victims. Stay united. — Bill Bailey

Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative. — Bill Bailey

I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they. — Bill Bailey

But our country's equivalent of gritty reality is more like "Look out Sarge, he's got a shooter!" — Bill Bailey

Can any of you seriously say the Bill of Rights could get through Congress today? It wouldn't even get out of committee. — F. Lee Bailey

I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine — Bill Bailey

I'm a sort of like post-modern vegetarian, I eat meat ... Ironically. — Bill Bailey

This shed does not contain me. — Bill Bailey

Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish. — Bill Bailey

It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still. — Bill Bailey

I am a confectionery-based existentialist. — Bill Bailey

Yes. Yes, when we live our life like 1950s detective films. I often go to my fridge, "Hullo, we're out of milk. I say mother, where's the milk?" — Bill Bailey

What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp. — Bill Bailey

If you have enough money to be comfortable it makes life a lot easier and that's undeniable. But I think happiness is more elusive. — Bill Bailey

American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it. — Bill Bailey

So many beautiful things, I cannot possess them all! — Bill Bailey

When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very exciting. — Bobby Darin

Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong. — Bill Bailey

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet. — Bill Bailey

There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box. — Bill Bailey

The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die. — Bill Bailey

I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig. — Bill Bailey

Relaxed Empiricism
I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened. — Bill Bailey

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. — Bill Bailey

Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished. — Bill Bailey

The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand. — Bill Bailey

A feminist jumps out of a manhole - oh, and she didn't like that. — Bill Bailey

Thank God for Darwin, eh? — Bill Bailey

"God save our gracious Queen": Why would we invoke a non-specific deity to bail out these unelected spongers? — Bill Bailey

Nostalgia: How long's that been around? — Bill Bailey

I got ham but I'm not a Hamster — Bill Bailey