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I'm meeting the attic before I meet the girl. — Colleen Hoover

But though it had prevailed against such fierce adversaries as fire and flood, it had fallen victim softly and swiftly to television in the 1960's. — Kate Morton

You cannot put a bandaid on insanity. — The Paper Doll

I wouldn't be caught dead sacrificing myself for this country. — Sol Luckman

But you see, a rich country like America can perhaps afford to be stupid. — Barack Obama

As soon as you say it about a record, you're like some little zombie in a funny dungeon. — Lorde

It's funny how a person can be right all the time and still be wrong. — Louis Sachar

These are the best things I've ever had in my mouth! — Mora Early

someone like Grace. Someone exactly like Grace, with her Ted Bundy rants
and her calming presence and - hello, irony. — Elle Kennedy

So the reason I was struck again and again was because of my overwhelmingly positive energy. Funny, I'd always thought of myself as a pessimist. — Jennifer Bosworth

So you thought you could shit and eat at the same time. How disgustingly convenient. — Nenia Campbell

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country. — David Cross

And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first! — Susan Kay

Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death. — Terry Pratchett

Assumptions are unopened windows that foolish birds fly into, and their broken bodies are evidence gathered too late. — Bryan Davis

It would be the last thing he did if he beat my dog. — Holly Hood

He wears his cockiness like an ironic T-shirt, but it fits him better. — Gillian Flynn

Funny, though, I don't feel too bad. — Suzanne Collins

Irony--it's funny until it happens to you. — Bill Morris

My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off. — Isaac Marion

And with alphabetical irony Nigeria follows New Zealand — David Coleman

Nobody ever goes to that store to shop because it's too crowded. — Sol Luckman

You know, you're rather amusingly wrong. — Terry Pratchett

The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights) — Elaine Kagan

Have you ever noticed how good things go to those who hate? — Sol Luckman

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much! — Ljupka Cvetanova

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people. — Terry Pratchett

What is your advice to young writers?"
"Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes. — Charles Bukowski

I hear Mr. Palmer tell Hannah that it was an electrical fault. Five arsonists in one school and it ends up being something so technically boring. — Melina Marchetta

I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house? — Ljupka Cvetanova

Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil's advocate, Bible-thump. That, in a worldly world, is the great irony and satire of evangelism. — Criss Jami

Luke is the sort of boy Taylor Swift could at least three songs out of. — Beth Garrod

I am quite sane, according to my three distinct personalities and my seven passive ones. — The Paper Doll

Men weigh love with hands. — Ljupka Cvetanova

I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski

Keep trying?
I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova