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Sophia Loren is the embodiment of what a woman should be
the epitome of femaleness. Most of the young people today are just ironing boards. — Rona Barrett

I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite. — Jenny Eclair

I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit — Ann Everett

I don't mind ironing at all. There's a special satisfaction in making wrinkled things smooth. — Haruki Murakami

The negro's story may have started in this country with degradation, but triumph and prosperity would be his one day. — Colson Whitehead

For men obsessed with women's underwear, a course in washing, ironing and mending is recommended. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman

Ironing is a great diversion from the reality you don't want to face. — Melissa McBride

I love washing, hoovering, ironing, you name it. I find it very therapeutic. — Keeley Hawes

Ironing is comfort. It's control. I'm a nutty person who likes to make sure everything is in its place. — Sandra Bullock

Mirror the reader to himself and then show him afterward how your product fits his needs. — Raymond Rubicam

Every day, hands are creating the world"
-from "In Praise of Ironing — Pablo Neruda

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. — Phyllis Diller

Never face facts; if you do you'll never get up in the morning. — Marlo Thomas

I try to take care of my hair because it sort of has to withstand a lot of blowdrying and ironing. — Gwyneth Paltrow

A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!" — Henny Youngman

Further and further we go, and the sun keeps ironing us and ironing us and ironing us. — NoViolet Bulawayo

You know, we have three branches of government. We have a House. We have a Senate. We have a President. — Chuck Schumer

A kitchen without an ironing board? Are you kidding? It's un-American. It's like Simon without Garfunkel. — Erma Bombeck

Ironing was an act of annihilation in which wrinkles would die and give way to order: something she required more than anything. — Laura Esquivel

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. — Erma Bombeck

You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing. — Meryl Streep

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. — Phyllis Diller

Screenwriting is like ironing. You move forward a little bit and go back and smooth things out. — Paul Thomas Anderson

I was ironing my own clothes when I was 11 years old. My mental strength goes back to those days. — Cristiano Ronaldo

Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing! — Jerry Lawler

I huff and puff and struggle with every sentence, paragraph and page - sometimes every word as well. — Aidan Chambers

She was always on her feet. Cooking. Washing. Ironing. — Niccolo Ammaniti

Ironing's nice and simple,' he said. 'I get all tangled up in words when I'm putting together those interminable papers ... — Angela Carter

One Direction have to do their own ironing you don't see Take That doing their own ironing! — Liam Payne

Recently started flat ironing my ball hair. Come on ladies, you know how it is; if you have curly hair you just want straight hair. — Daniel Tosh

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. — Phyllis Diller