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The humor is the sort born of ironic necessity; they use it to salve the wounds in insensitity. — Leah Hager Cohen

Words should wander and meander. They should fly like owls and flicker like bats and slip like cats. They should murmur and scream and dance and sing. — David Almond

Myrna was not astigmatic; the lenses were clear glass; she wore the glasses to prove her dedication and intensity of purpose. — John Kennedy Toole

To better handle grief, become the passenger, not the driver. — Todd Stocker

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die. — Bo Burnham

I want to know what it is to love, to hate, to lust, to kill. I want it all. And I shouldn't — Christine Fonseca

Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh? (Orik) (Eldest) (Page 207) — Christopher Paolini

The road of grief is often long and lonely and many stones need to be moved out of the way, but it is not without its lighter moments. — Louise Suzanne Boyd

It's a sad day when you count a man lucky for only losing a left hand and part of his ass. — Dean M. Cole

-"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid. — Lloyd Alexander

Don't fucking quote me! — Roni Batti Kajou

People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people. — Terry Pratchett

Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'? — Frankie Boyle

You won't comprehend the vitality of literacy until you marry an illiterate. — Kshitij Shringi

No one plows the field just by thinking about it. — Ljupka Cvetanova

To appear effortless requires much effort. — Julie Murphy

My running style was kind of just head-on, because I couldn't dance. — Earl Campbell

Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death. — Terry Pratchett

Cam's wings were so bright they were almost blinding as they pulsed.
"Holy Hell," Callie whispered, blinking.
"More or less," Arriane said — Lauren Kate

And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first! — Susan Kay

Jesus wants to make us holy at all costs ... He offers you continual proof of this. — Pio Of Pietrelcina

I'm married, I have three children, I never hit my wife. — Ja Rule

For all the accomplishments of molecular biology, we still can't tell a live cat from a dead cat. — Lynn Margulis

Fate has a twisted sense of humor. — Amelia Atwater-Rhodes

The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights) — Elaine Kagan

What is your advice to young writers?"
"Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes. — Charles Bukowski

Amusement, even ironic amusement, is the beginning of sincere appreciation, as any lapsed hipster knows. — Last Man Standing

I have a great sense of humor, but it has an ironic twist to it. — Howard Dean

The pathway to enlightenment leads to states of ecstasy, knowledge, and a pretty ironic sense of humor. — Frederick Lenz

If I grew up with a dysfunctional family, I would eventually start a book club. — Martha MacIsaac

I'm being ironic. Don't interrupt a man in the midst of being ironic, it's not polite. There! — Ray Bradbury

Certain peace is better and safer than anticipated victory. — Livy

It's ironic that as scientists that don't believe in god, were the ones that are closest to god. — Hiromu Arakawa

I hope I know my own unworthiness, and that I hate and despise myself and all my fellow-creatures as every practicable Christian should. — Charles Dickens

Doakes had a first name! It was Albert - had anyone ever really called him that? Unthinkable. I had assumed his name was Sergeant. — Jeff Lindsay

The evangelical assertion of the new Word was not intended to make man fit into the world, but to verify his isolation — John Lamb Lash

The ironic humor comes from the distance between what we understand about ourselves and what is truly going on in ourselves. — Robert Olen Butler

Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others — Yana Toboso