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What up?"

"Most likely not your IQ. — J. Lynn

His IQ measured the same as his height in inches. He was a short man. — Terry Perrel

I've always wanted the IQ of a rock. No, wait. That would be an insult to the rock. — Julie Kagawa

Help conquer the IQ shortage worry less and think more — Robert Anton Wilson

I've been waiting for this a long time."-Martin "Let me guess that you're wishing for your IQ to break double figures?"- Alex V. — Benedict Jacka

It's like people think just because you go to church you're not all that bright. I mean just because I'm a born-again doesn't mean I lost IQ points. — Sue Grafton

Andy Warhol is the only genius I've ever known with an IQ of 60. — Gore Vidal

On the bright side, my slightly lower IQ means that I probably have worse recall. Maybe I'll soon forget that I have a depressed IQ. — A. J. Jacobs

When it comes to building character, wealth, good looks, athletic ability and even a high IQ are more likely to be impediments than advantages. — Michael Josephson

When your IQ rises to 28, sell. — Irwin Corey

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative. — Russell Lynes

You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip. — Robyn Carr

I had an IQ test. The results came back negative. — Woody Allen

It's always good to have the building filled - even if it's with low-IQ Rangers fans. — Mike Milbury

His pretty face could not make up for the fact that he had the IQ of a dead houseplant and the emotional range of a frozen pea. — Shayla Black

You wanna build your IQ higher in the next two years? Be uncomfortable. That means, learn something where you have a beginner's mind. — Nolan Bushnell

In a high-IQ job pool, soft skills like discipline, drive and empathy mark those who emerge as outstanding. — Daniel Goleman

A whole lot of good my IQ came when it came to judging his character. — DiAnn Mills

A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That's it. That's all I got. — Amy Summers

Historically, absolute IQ scores have risen substantially as we've changed our environment so that more people go to school longer. — Alison Gopnik

IQ and technical skills are important, but Emotional Intelligence is the Sine Qua Non of Leadership. — Daniel Goleman

Sometimes I wish I had a lower IQ so I could enjoy your company. — Ilsa Madden-Mills

C++ is a ridiculously complicated travesty that few have the excess IQ points to understand enough not to screw up massively. — Tom Christiansen

My dream appliance circa 2050 has one big dial on it, and when I twist it to the right, my IQ goes up to 450. — Bruce Sterling

One harder than the one before it, and IQ is calculated based — Malcolm Gladwell

We're adults. I might be a little more of an adult if you're counting years but I bet I have a lower IQ, so that puts us pretty much even. — Robyn Carr

If their IQ's where five points lower they'd be geraniums. — Bobby Bowden

A brick and blanket could be used as a large slingshot, put the brick in the blanket swing it around and release. — Amy Summers

The soldiers currently manning our sophisticated weaponry have room temperature IQ's. — G. Gordon Liddy

One lost an IQ point for every year spent on the West Coast — Truman Capote

The woman had the IQ of a squash. — Gemma Halliday

Actor of the low IQ, let's hear your view. — Jethro Tull

I think I'm a fairly average person, I think I have only a medium IQ. I didn't go to college, obviously. — Helen Gurley Brown

A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK. — Nicole McKay

Every bullshit check out, read and watched makes me few percentage stupid and few with a lower IQ. So far you make your own judge! — Deyth Banger

You don't need to be a rocket scientist. Investing is not a game where the guy with the 160 IQ beats the guy with 130 IQ. — Warren Buffett

Donald Trump is redundant evidence that if your net worth is high enough, your IQ can be very low and you can still intrude into American politics. — George Will

I've got an IQ of 40 million. — Niall Horan

how you would feel if your old girlfriend showed up and she had the IQ of a frog. You'd — Bobby Adair

Moore's Law of Mad Science: Every eighteen months, the minimum IQ necessary to destroy the world drops by one point. — Eliezer Yudkowsky

She just gave your IQ a blow job and she's not even here. — Moriah Jovan

I like Florida. Everything is in the 80s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ's. — George Carlin

Microsoft has long hired based on IQ and "intellectual bandwidth." — Bill Gates

Comedy doesn't makes your IQ higher....

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Read Science... and don't re-read books for higher IQ! — Deyth Banger

My IQ? No. I can't read," she said proudly. "But I'm Rep One, the majority whip in the House. And I'm married to Senator One. — Bruce Sterling

The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its most stupid member divided by the number of mobsters, — Terry Pratchett

You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It's certainly safer than keeping it in the bank! — Nicole McKay

There is zero correlation between IQ and emotional empathy ... They're controlled by different parts of the brain. — Daniel Goleman

I was always the black sheep of the family and always told that I was dumb, and I had a low IQ and did badly in school. — Francis Ford Coppola

Winning a Nobel Prize is no big deal, but winning it with an IQ of 124 is really something. — Richard P. Feynman

The world is not limited by IQ. We are all limited by bravery and creativity. — Astro Teller

A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door. — Nicole McKay

IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible. — Will Advise

Running for the presidency's not an IQ test, — Rick Perry

A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts. — Nicole McKay

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day — Molly Ivins

The average IQ in America is - and this can be proven mathematically - average. — P. J. O'Rourke

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions. — George Carlin

The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket. — Nicole McKay

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185. — Paul Lynde

Context is worth 80 IQ points. — Alan Kay

The latest research has revealed that women have a higher IQ than men. — A. N. Wilson

Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ. — Sandra Bernhard

The problem with at-home IQ tests is that too many people wouldn't understand the results. Calling customer service is a bad sign. — Iimani David

To assess the intelligence of a committee, divide the IQ of its stupidest member by the number of members. — Robert A. Heinlein

I took comfort that its IQ, while no doubt high enough to allow it to run for elective office, seemed to be only a fraction of mine. — Dean Koontz

The effectiveness of a group of people is not determined by their IQ but by how well they communicate. — David Brooks

If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump down to your IQ — Shelby Mitchell

I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug! — Nicole McKay

A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick. — Nicole McKay

Your "I CAN" is more important than your IQ. — Robin S. Sharma

There is nothing about an individual as important as his IQ, except possibly his morals, — Lewis Terman

I'd much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick. — Nicole McKay

Perspective is worth 80 IQ points. — Alan Kay

A brick is ... ... ... Well it's a bloody brick what more do you want from me? — Nicole McKay

A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good. — Amy Summers

If you have high IQ, you're really good at finding post-hoc arguments to support your feelings of truthiness. — Jonathan Haidt

Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better. — Nicole McKay

Nobody expects a footballer to have any kind of an IQ, which is a bit of an unfair stereotype. — Frank Lampard

Before you're allowed to own a .44, your IQ should be higher than .44. — Quentin R. Bufogle

A lot of television tends to assume that audiences don't have the attention span or the IQ to follow a lot of stuff. — J. Michael Straczynski

I don't know what my IQ is. People who gloat about their IQ's are losers — Stephen Hawking

Knowledge is silver. Outlook is gold. IQ is a lead weight. — Alan Kay

When you meditate properly you are able to take your mind and merge it with the cosmos. Essentially, this causes your IQ to increase. — Frederick Lenz

You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate. — Mark Pryor

A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post. — Tom Waits

I drive a tiny Toyota iQ. I'm quite frugal and often cut my own hair. — Carol Vorderman

In modeling, the colour of a man's teeth is more important than his IQ. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points. — Jeff Foxworthy

You may not be the person with high IQ, but you can be the person with highest hard work. — Amit Kalantri

Focus is more valuable than IQ. — Robin Sharma

Progress depends as much on our collective differences as it does on our individual IQ scores. — Scott E. Page

A change in perspective is worth 80 IQ points. — Alan Kay

If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere. — Lee Trevino

crapulent buffoon with the IQ of a tampon. — John Niven

I keep forgetting your IQ is higher than my bank balance."
"That's not saying much. — Darynda Jones

The mystery of the MAGIC BATHROOM will be revealed unto thee. — Peter Rogers

IQ in general has improved since tests first began. Psychologists think that this is because modern life becomes ever more complicated. — A. N. Wilson

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's. — Dick Cavett