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Intelligence Funny Quotes By Simon Cowell: I've always treated the music business as a

I've always treated the music business as a business. — Simon Cowell

Intelligence Funny Quotes By Jim Rohn: Some people have learned to earn well but

Some people have learned to earn well but they haven't learned to live well. — Jim Rohn

Intelligence Funny Quotes By Ken Kesey: In any given situation there will always be

In any given situation there will always be more dumb people than smart people. We ain't many! — Ken Kesey

Intelligence Funny Quotes By Nell Newman: I believe in the protection of the environment

I believe in the protection of the environment that supports us all. — Nell Newman

Intelligence Funny Quotes By Otto Von Bismarck: People who love sausage and people who believe

People who love sausage and people who believe in justice should never watch either of them being made — Otto Von Bismarck

Intelligence Funny Quotes By Francis Kingdon Ward: Questions are creative acts of intelligence.

Questions are creative acts of intelligence. — Francis Kingdon Ward

Intelligence Funny Quotes By Ray Floyd: One major should not get you into the

One major should not get you into the Hall of Fame - maybe one major and 40 wins. I'm not gonna pick a guy with one major and 11 wins. — Ray Floyd

Intelligence Funny Quotes By Raheel Farooq: Idiots are of two kinds: those who try

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart. — Raheel Farooq

Intelligence Funny Quotes By Saul Bellow: There is something funny about the human condition,

There is something funny about the human condition, and civilized intelligence makes fun of its own ideas. — Saul Bellow

Intelligence Funny Quotes By Richard Greenberg: You do think, if you have your druthers,

You do think, if you have your druthers, 'I want to sort of be, not anonymous, but unknown'. But you don't have your druthers in life, do you? — Richard Greenberg

Intelligence Funny Quotes By Cat Bauer: Love is so powerful that it always wins.Truth

Love is so powerful that it always wins.
Truth is so powerful that it always wins.
All it takes is Time. — Cat Bauer

Intelligence Funny Quotes By Hugo Chavez: I'm not loved by Hillary Clinton ... and

I'm not loved by Hillary Clinton ... and I don't love her either. — Hugo Chavez

Intelligence Funny Quotes By Leonie Swann: Maple thought optimistically that human beings, on their

Maple thought optimistically that human beings, on their good days, weren't much dimmer than sheep. Or at least, not much dimmer than dim sheep. — Leonie Swann

Intelligence Funny Quotes By Mie Hansson: Everything is possible in America, except the production

Everything is possible in America, except the production of intelligence. — Mie Hansson

Intelligence Funny Quotes By Maxen Tarafa: When I first used this move on my

When I first used this move on my nine-year-old brother, he started to cry and exclaimed that I was cheating. — Maxen Tarafa

Intelligence Funny Quotes By Albert Einstein: Intelligent life on other planets? I'm not even

Intelligent life on other planets? I'm not even sure there is on earth! — Albert Einstein

Intelligence Funny Quotes By Al Forman: I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But

I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope it's my last. — Al Forman

Intelligence Funny Quotes By Ray Kurzweil: [In] 2029, I think, computers will match and

[In] 2029, I think, computers will match and exceed human intelligence in the ways we're now superior, like being funny, where we still have an edge. — Ray Kurzweil

Intelligence Funny Quotes By Mahatma Gandhi: What is life worth without trials and tribulations

What is life worth without trials and tribulations which are the salt of life. — Mahatma Gandhi

Intelligence Funny Quotes By Mario Andretti: I like to think that the Grand Prix

I like to think that the Grand Prix helped Long Beach to pretty much change its image. — Mario Andretti

Intelligence Funny Quotes By Eda LeShan: If you are a parent it helps if

If you are a parent it helps if you are a grown-up. — Eda LeShan

Intelligence Funny Quotes By John Piper: Our mistake lies not in the intensity of

Our mistake lies not in the intensity of our desire for happiness, but in the weakness of it. — John Piper

Intelligence Funny Quotes By Oscar Fernandes: Terrorism should be seen in the light of

Terrorism should be seen in the light of the country's security and not from the narrow perspective of caste, creed and religion. — Oscar Fernandes

Intelligence Funny Quotes By Spuds Crawford: When you argue with someone, you always argue

When you argue with someone, you always argue at the level of the person with the lowest level of intelligence. You never argue up. — Spuds Crawford

Intelligence Funny Quotes By The Covert Comic: Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence

Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels. — The Covert Comic