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I've always treated the music business as a business. — Simon Cowell

Some people have learned to earn well but they haven't learned to live well. — Jim Rohn

In any given situation there will always be more dumb people than smart people. We ain't many! — Ken Kesey

I believe in the protection of the environment that supports us all. — Nell Newman

People who love sausage and people who believe in justice should never watch either of them being made — Otto Von Bismarck

Questions are creative acts of intelligence. — Francis Kingdon Ward

One major should not get you into the Hall of Fame - maybe one major and 40 wins. I'm not gonna pick a guy with one major and 11 wins. — Ray Floyd

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart. — Raheel Farooq

There is something funny about the human condition, and civilized intelligence makes fun of its own ideas. — Saul Bellow

You do think, if you have your druthers, 'I want to sort of be, not anonymous, but unknown'. But you don't have your druthers in life, do you? — Richard Greenberg

Love is so powerful that it always wins.
Truth is so powerful that it always wins.
All it takes is Time. — Cat Bauer

I'm not loved by Hillary Clinton ... and I don't love her either. — Hugo Chavez

Maple thought optimistically that human beings, on their good days, weren't much dimmer than sheep. Or at least, not much dimmer than dim sheep. — Leonie Swann

Everything is possible in America, except the production of intelligence. — Mie Hansson

When I first used this move on my nine-year-old brother, he started to cry and exclaimed that I was cheating. — Maxen Tarafa

Intelligent life on other planets? I'm not even sure there is on earth! — Albert Einstein

I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope it's my last. — Al Forman

[In] 2029, I think, computers will match and exceed human intelligence in the ways we're now superior, like being funny, where we still have an edge. — Ray Kurzweil

What is life worth without trials and tribulations which are the salt of life. — Mahatma Gandhi

I like to think that the Grand Prix helped Long Beach to pretty much change its image. — Mario Andretti

If you are a parent it helps if you are a grown-up. — Eda LeShan

Our mistake lies not in the intensity of our desire for happiness, but in the weakness of it. — John Piper

Terrorism should be seen in the light of the country's security and not from the narrow perspective of caste, creed and religion. — Oscar Fernandes

When you argue with someone, you always argue at the level of the person with the lowest level of intelligence. You never argue up. — Spuds Crawford

Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels. — The Covert Comic