Insurance Funny Quotes
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Insurance Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar!
— Rodney Dangerfield
We ought to ban hunting, I suggest, if there isn't a purpose other than sport and fun. That should be against the law. It's time now.
— Cass Sunstein
Many modern philosophers claim that probability is relation between an hypothesis and the evidence for it.
— Ian Hacking
You can pray for whatever you want, but it is always best to pray for others, not for yourself.
— John Fire Lame Deer
But that's why you pay for insurance, right? If you never file a claim, then they've beaten you.
— Jonathan Tropper
Small breasts are best for the long haul.
— Norman Rush
You couldnt get a job playing in a club unless you played so much Top 40 and so many Beatles songs. I just went into a sort of revolt.
— Gregg Allman
I liked him better when he'd lost the ability to speak.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout