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Insane Funny Quotes By Susan Bischoff: Tim and Raine are coming in.""Are they insane?""Apparently.

Tim and Raine are coming in."
"Are they insane?"
"Apparently. — Susan Bischoff

Insane Funny Quotes By J.D. Salinger: All mothers are slightly insane.

All mothers are slightly insane. — J.D. Salinger

Insane Funny Quotes By Mark Twain: The rule is perfect: in all matters of

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. — Mark Twain

Insane Funny Quotes By Russell Eric Dobda: We must treat all objects, animate and inanimate,

We must treat all objects, animate and inanimate, with respect and honor. — Russell Eric Dobda

Insane Funny Quotes By Herman Melville: There are times when even the most potent

There are times when even the most potent governor must wink at transgression, in order to preserve the laws inviolate for the future. — Herman Melville

Insane Funny Quotes By Elliott Smith: But I was also doing odd jobs around

But I was also doing odd jobs around Portland, like spreading gravel and transplanting bamboo trees. — Elliott Smith

Insane Funny Quotes By Tom Clancy: Ice hockey is the closest thing to religion

Ice hockey is the closest thing to religion permitted by the Soviet Union. — Tom Clancy

Insane Funny Quotes By JoBeth Williams: It was my first scene in any movie

It was my first scene in any movie and my only scene in Kramer vs. Kramer. I was petrified. — JoBeth Williams

Insane Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: I got a dog and named him 'Stay'.

I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all. — Steven Wright

Insane Funny Quotes By Diana Rowland: Just because I'm insane doesn't mean I have

Just because I'm insane doesn't mean I have to act all crazy. — Diana Rowland

Insane Funny Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: If you have the woman you love, what

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Insane Funny Quotes By John Kricfalusi: Most cartoons are those colors. They have been

Most cartoons are those colors. They have been for 35 years. — John Kricfalusi

Insane Funny Quotes By Mark Twain: The way it is now, the asylums can

The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people, but if we tried to shut up the insane we should run out of building materials. — Mark Twain

Insane Funny Quotes By Josh Stern: There's a fine line between stuff, and if

There's a fine line between stuff, and if you stare at it long enough it'll drive you insane or to genius — Josh Stern

Insane Funny Quotes By J.R. Ward: Gimme an S! A T! An O! A

Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK.
- Jane — J.R. Ward

Insane Funny Quotes By Rachel Morgan: You guys dated, didn't you?""Are you insane? Not

You guys dated, didn't you?"
"Are you insane? Not even if the continuation of our kind depended on it would I be tempted to do something so awful. — Rachel Morgan

Insane Funny Quotes By Faith Hunter: I would give," he said, his voice rough,

I would give," he said, his voice rough, "everything I am to keep you from being hurt. — Faith Hunter

Insane Funny Quotes By Geoff Johns: I love finding balance. My favorite thing to

I love finding balance. My favorite thing to do is action-driven, emotionally-charged scenes. — Geoff Johns

Insane Funny Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: Love has a way of making the sane

Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal. — Shannon L. Alder

Insane Funny Quotes By Nicole McKay: Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane,

Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better. — Nicole McKay

Insane Funny Quotes By Charlotte Perkins Gilman: Never in all her life had she imagined

Never in all her life had she imagined that this idolized millinery could look, to those who paid for it, like the decorations of an insane monkey. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman

Insane Funny Quotes By Jasper Johns: I think a painting should include more experience

I think a painting should include more experience than simply intended statement. — Jasper Johns

Insane Funny Quotes By Jim Butcher: That woman," Grimm said quietly, "drives me quite

That woman," Grimm said quietly, "drives me quite insane."
Kettle grunted. "Why'd you marry her, then? — Jim Butcher

Insane Funny Quotes By R.R. Virdi: You belong in an insane asylum, you know

You belong in an insane asylum, you know that?"
"Maybe my next case... — R.R. Virdi

Insane Funny Quotes By Jen Turano: Jeffrey to Felicia - Given your peculiar fashions

Jeffrey to Felicia - Given your peculiar fashions over the past four years, I'm afraid you've caused people to believe you're a little insane. — Jen Turano

Insane Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow.

Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane. — Jim Gaffigan

Insane Funny Quotes By Robert M. Pirsig: The funny thing about insane people is that

The funny thing about insane people is that it is kind of the opposite of being a celebrity. Nobody envies you. — Robert M. Pirsig

Insane Funny Quotes By Stella Gibbons: Curious how Love destroys every vestige of that

Curious how Love destroys every vestige of that politeness which the human race, in its years of evolution, has so painfully acquired. — Stella Gibbons

Insane Funny Quotes By Dan DeCarlo: That's the problem today: Who is the creator?

That's the problem today: Who is the creator? — Dan DeCarlo