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Tim and Raine are coming in."
"Are they insane?"
"Apparently. — Susan Bischoff

All mothers are slightly insane. — J.D. Salinger

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. — Mark Twain

We must treat all objects, animate and inanimate, with respect and honor. — Russell Eric Dobda

There are times when even the most potent governor must wink at transgression, in order to preserve the laws inviolate for the future. — Herman Melville

But I was also doing odd jobs around Portland, like spreading gravel and transplanting bamboo trees. — Elliott Smith

Ice hockey is the closest thing to religion permitted by the Soviet Union. — Tom Clancy

It was my first scene in any movie and my only scene in Kramer vs. Kramer. I was petrified. — JoBeth Williams

I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all. — Steven Wright

Just because I'm insane doesn't mean I have to act all crazy. — Diana Rowland

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Most cartoons are those colors. They have been for 35 years. — John Kricfalusi

The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people, but if we tried to shut up the insane we should run out of building materials. — Mark Twain

There's a fine line between stuff, and if you stare at it long enough it'll drive you insane or to genius — Josh Stern

Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK.
- Jane — J.R. Ward

You guys dated, didn't you?"
"Are you insane? Not even if the continuation of our kind depended on it would I be tempted to do something so awful. — Rachel Morgan

I would give," he said, his voice rough, "everything I am to keep you from being hurt. — Faith Hunter

I love finding balance. My favorite thing to do is action-driven, emotionally-charged scenes. — Geoff Johns

Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal. — Shannon L. Alder

Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better. — Nicole McKay

Never in all her life had she imagined that this idolized millinery could look, to those who paid for it, like the decorations of an insane monkey. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman

I think a painting should include more experience than simply intended statement. — Jasper Johns

That woman," Grimm said quietly, "drives me quite insane."
Kettle grunted. "Why'd you marry her, then? — Jim Butcher

You belong in an insane asylum, you know that?"
"Maybe my next case... — R.R. Virdi

Jeffrey to Felicia - Given your peculiar fashions over the past four years, I'm afraid you've caused people to believe you're a little insane. — Jen Turano

Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane. — Jim Gaffigan

The funny thing about insane people is that it is kind of the opposite of being a celebrity. Nobody envies you. — Robert M. Pirsig

Curious how Love destroys every vestige of that politeness which the human race, in its years of evolution, has so painfully acquired. — Stella Gibbons

That's the problem today: Who is the creator? — Dan DeCarlo