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To go into acting is like asking for admission to an insane asylum. Anyone may apply, but only the certifiably insane are admitted. — Michael Shurtleff

I stick my tongue out at it. Ugh. I should be committed to an insane asylum. At least I'm not talking to a volley ball. — Jen Wylie

Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake. — Darynda Jones

Earth is the insane asylum of the universe. — Albert Einstein

All I'm doing is rearranging the curtains in the insane asylum. — Wes Craven

Earth is an insane asylum, to which the other planets deport their lunatics. — Voltaire

I think there was no other profession for me. I was either going into an insane asylum or to be an actor. — Olivia Wilde

The whole country is one vast insane asylum and they're letting the worst patients run the place. — Robert W. Welch Jr.

Yes, we are in a real pickle. Welcome to the pan-galactic insane asylum. — H.M. Forester

We did just leave an insane asylum," Hi agreed. "For all we know, Chance spend his nights dancing naked with sock puppets, plotting to invade Canada. — Kathy Reichs

The insane asylum on Blackwell's Island is a human rat-trap. It is easy to get in, but once there it is impossible to get out. — Nellie Bly

EARTH: THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE. — Darynda Jones

Old age realizes the dreams of youth: look at Dean Swift; in his youth he built an asylum for the insane, in his old age he was himself an inmate. — Soren Kierkegaard

Society is an insane asylum ran by the inmates. — Erving Goffman

Incarceration seems to have been obtained in consequence of Mrs. Packard using her reason and, not as reported, by her losing her reason. — Emily Mann

If there's life on other planets, then the earth is the Universe's insane asylum. — Voltaire

In the West, the insane are so many that they are put in an asylum, in China the insane are so unusual that we worship them. — Lin Yutang

Erroneous views and presumptuousness send a talent to the insane asylum. — Franz Grillparzer

I'm thinking of killing everyone whose name is a palindrome — Dan Slott

You belong in an insane asylum, you know that?"
"Maybe my next case... — R.R. Virdi

America is an insane asylum run by the inmates. — Lester Roloff

When commenting on the turmoil and disorder of the world, If the other planets are inhabited, they must be using this earth as their insane asylum. — George Bernard Shaw

South Carolina is too small for a republic and too large for an insane asylum. — James L. Petigru

Sometimes it seems that the world is a very, very, large, insane asylum. We need only not get caught in others' madness and stick to our own. — Art Hochberg

When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum. — Mark Twain

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum ... but come on down. We're going crazy. — Colin Mochrie

Once I talked to the inmates of an insane asylum in Hartford. I have talked to idiots a thousand times, but only once to the insane ... — Mark Twain

This planet is obviously being used as an insane asylum by other planets. — George Bernard Shaw

Hollywood is a cross between a health farm, a recreation center and an insane asylum. It's a company town, and I happen to like the company! — Michael Caine

There is nothing like an insane asylum for gently incubating death. — Antonin Artaud