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As soon as I arrive at the house, Laurie starts running, hits my chest, knocks me down, and licks my face. It's become a family ritual.
— Beverly Sills
I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'
— Elayne Boosler
It'll be kids next. I like the grown-up stuff. I like having a house. I've got dogs.
— Leighton Meester
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
— Nora Ephron
A house is not a home until it has a dog.
— Gerald Durrell
If you want to hurt me fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I'm sleeping. But nobody nobody screws with my dog.
— Molly Harper
Get a dog (cats are an acceptable substitute, but it's not exactly confidence building to have a box of shit in your house).
— Michael I. Bennett
It's like America has a dog that's always shitting inside the house, and we solved the problem by getting a brown rug.
— Jon Stewart
So I consider myself a dog person. Kind of. Had dogs when I was a kid, but my parents would never have dreamed of having them in the house.
— Abraham Verghese
No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.
— W.C. Fields
If you are a stepparent, rush right out and get yourself a dog. Because it's very nice to have someone in the house that loves you.
— Delia Ephron
Like a dog, I have pack needs; like a cat, he prefers a quieter house. As long as he is married to me, his house will never be quiet.
— Elizabeth Gilbert
Modern houses are so small we've had to train our dog to wag its tail up and down and not sideways.
— Tacitus
In politics, every year in the White House is like dog years, it takes off seven years of your life.
— George Stephanopoulos
I'm perfectly happy doing nothing. I'll hang around the house and take the dog to the park.
— Jorge Garcia
Houses are for private living, for friends, and for dogs.
— Francoise Sagan
The walls of the closet are guarded by the dogs of terror, and the inside of the closet is a house of mirrors.
— Judy Grahn
Dogs do not grasp the concept of house cleaning.
— Dave Barry
My Scottie refused to go for a walk with a friend of the house, but she would joyously accompany any stranger who drove a car.
— Mazo De La Roche
I wanted a house near my family in a quiet neighborhood with a front yard and a backyard that my dog will like.
— Kylie Jenner
It was 7 minutes after midnight. The dog was lying on the grass in the middle of the lawn in front of Mrs. Shears's house.
— Mark Haddon
Lap-dogs and blood-hounds enjoy the greatest respect at court; house-dogs and no dogs at all are not even considered.
— Franz Grillparzer
The dog-faced, small-cocked, hypocrite bastard son of a weasel and a whore bowed and escorted his wife from the house.
— James S.A. Corey
And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded period.
— Shaquille O'Neal
When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.
— Honore De Balzac
You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far.
— Libba Bray
I was living in a house with 11 dogs and all I thought about was dogs. I never had sex with any of them though.
— Arthur Bradford
He scampered out of the house, like a scolded dog with his tail between his legs with no chance of getting back in-between hers.
— Jill Thrussell
You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
— Jeff Foxworthy
She strode up some steps and banged on the door. "Now you play nice or I'll put you in the dog house."(Alannah)"Woof."(Christopher Beckett) — Dana Marie Bell
Kenny, when's the last time you had a physical," Roddy asks."What're you...the designated driver of my life?"
"Mad Dog House — Mark Rubinstein
There are two kinds of fidelity, that of dogs and that of cats; you, gentleman, have the fidelity of cats who never leave the house.
— Napoleon Bonaparte
