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I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
I never told a joke in my life.
— Andy Kaufman
Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else ...
— Demetri Martin
Any private security is a joke in a country where you're up against your own government.
— Bidzina Ivanishvili
She never laughs or smiles or tells a joke. She reminds me of a robot caked in meat.
— Matthew Quick
I agree with Sophocles: the greatest luck is not to have been born - but, as the joke goes on, very few people succeed in it.
— Slavoj Zizek
It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies.
— J. B. Smoove
Sometimes in the studio movies I've been working in, you'll put a joke in a movie because the crowd loves it - not because I love it.
— David Gordon Green
It was a running joke; everyone was aware of how ridiculous the rumor mill was, and yet they all shamelessly participated in it.
— Jamie McGuire
In Europe, they travel a lot lighter. I always joke that my Indonesian passengers bring their house and their neighbor's house.
— Tony Fernandes
The joke that you laid in the bed that was me.
— Alanis Morissette
At university level, I had an economics lecturer who used to joke that I was the only student who handed in essays on British Airways notepaper.
— Sebastian Coe
Don't have every dialog go in a straight line to solve the problem. Let your characters argue, be sarcastic, disagree or joke around.
— Dan Alatorre
The opening scene in A New Hope, when you see the huge ship, it goes on, and on, and on, and on, and on ... that is like a joke of awesomeness.
— Cass Sunstein
Once you do a joke and it works it's only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel.
— Bill Burr
Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins.
— Henry Ward Beecher
What do you call a rifle with three barrels?A trifle. — Joseph Rosenbloom
For the advice in a joke is sometimes more useful than the most serious teaching.
— Baltasar Gracian
The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact.
— G.K. Chesterton
She said she wasn't afraid of Satan, in fact, she thought he was a joke. She said she'd tear his tail off and run her fist down his throat.
— John Mellencamp
What I've said before, only half in joke, is that everybody in Ireland is famous. Or, maybe better, say everybody is familiar.
— Seamus Heaney
Conversation of the Day -He: How do you describe yourself in two words?
Me: You don't. — Sanhita Baruah
I became lost in her face when she orgasmed around my cock, felt the warmth of her smile when we shared a joke.
— Alessandra Torre
The funniest part of that joke is, 'say what you will about Hitler'.-to Ricky Gervais on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee — Jerry Seinfeld
The cheek of the man. She liked cheek. She liked a man who spoke to her as if she was a person, an equal as if she were in on the joke.
— Julie Anne Long
Joke in book:You know the difference between a brownnoser and a shithead, right? Depth perception. — Elisabeth Naughton
The ring was there to say they were a team, a reminder that they were in this together, almost like a private joke only the two of them got.
— K.A. Mitchell
My father was the king of the joke-tellers. I was so impressed as a child watching him, holding people in rapt attention.
— Carol Leifer
Writers are encouraged to "keep 'em laughing" and complain "with good humor" in order to "win" allies. The joke is always on ourselves.
— Alice Childress
Joke:What did the seahorse say when the sand dollar landed on his back in the rip current?
"Hi-yo Silver! Swim-away!" — Heather Wolf
I've always been into leopard print. No joke, when I was 14 years old I wanted my entire room to be covered in it.
— Kim Kardashian
I was raised in a family where no one had a serious bone in their body and every answer was a riddle, a joke, or a prank.
— James Brolin
Don't mourn me", he said. Because it was a joke, a sick joke and because - at the end - he needed a little dark humour to sustain him.
— Stephen Lloyd Jones
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[Writing a joke] there is no team of writers. It's just you in an office, staring at yourself in the mirror.
— Jimmy Fallon
It's hard talking about acting, in a way, because it's like explaining a joke: I do think it loses something in the telling.
— Martin Freeman
I always make a joke that they transplanted Martina McBride's eyes and put them in my head.
— Blake Shelton
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
What in the world is this abomination?"Lissa, only slightly more tactful, asked, "Adrian, is this some kind of joke? — Richelle Mead
I just do my act. If people in England don't get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it.
— Bill Burr
In a perfectworld I would be taller, you would be alive,
and chickens could cross the road without
being the subject of a joke. — Suzanne Wrightt
I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic language in a good novel.
— James C. Humes
In my stories I kill off every love scene with a joke. Don't try this at home.
— Shelley Malec Vitale
Crave, v.: Nothing makes me feel as welcome in the world as the sound of you laughing at a joke I've made.
— David Levithan
I remember practically every joke I've ever heard in my life.
— Steven Bochco
If I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, 'Kurt is up in heaven now.' That's my favorite joke.
— Kurt Vonnegut
God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage
— Mark Twain
I joke that a person of color would never make a movie like 'Midnight in Paris.' Nostalgia isn't so enticing.
— Meshell Ndegeocello
WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?Ah. I see we are now into the second movement of the Nakamura Suite in G-Minor! — Kevin Sylvester
A comic strip has a rhythm and a pattern, and you got to get in and out quick. So you set up a joke, tell the joke, and done.
— Stephan Pastis
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I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh
— Sachin Tendulkar
all the hardships in life were all a big joke and there was no need to be sad or depressed about them.
— Jonathan Woodrow
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
— Robin Williams
Telling the truth is the funniest joke in the world.
— George Bernard Shaw
I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.
— Kanye West
In Classical Greek the word pathos was the same for both suffering and experience. Those Greeks knew a good joke when they heard one.
— Peter Straub
Perhaps you are Coyote in disguise and have chosen a spectacularly inappropriate time for a joke.
— Brandon Nolta
A joke was not a single-use item but something you brought out again and again until it fell apart in your hand like a cheap umbrella.
— David Nicholls
It's a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a sitcom.
— Nicole Sullivan
You can't draw lines in the sand like that. Humour's a tsunami that doesn't care about your little lines.
— S.A. Tawks
You know, there's a joke in there somewhere. A Highlander, a Viking, and a Samurai walk into a bar.
— N.R. Walker
MarkBaynard: I figured out in the first grade that it was better to crack a joke than somebody's skull.
— Teresa Medeiros
It was no secret joke that brought the smile and the sparkle in his eye, it was physics.
— Feynman, Richard
Old physicist joke: they knew that the approach worked in practice, but could they make it work in theory?
— Walter Isaacson
