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I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke. — Billie Joe Armstrong

I never told a joke in my life. — Andy Kaufman

Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else ... — Demetri Martin

Any private security is a joke in a country where you're up against your own government. — Bidzina Ivanishvili

She never laughs or smiles or tells a joke. She reminds me of a robot caked in meat. — Matthew Quick

It doesn't feel like you're preaching, if you can say something in a joke. — Martin McDonagh

I've always been a fan at home. That's the one joke I have with Sam [Champion]. "I've always loved you! I remember wanting to be you in grade school!" — Chris Cuomo

I agree with Sophocles: the greatest luck is not to have been born - but, as the joke goes on, very few people succeed in it. — Slavoj Zizek

I do wear wigs ... I sometimes make the joke about me standing on a hilltop with my hair blowing in the wind - and me too proud to run after it. — Dolly Parton

It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies. — J. B. Smoove

Sometimes in the studio movies I've been working in, you'll put a joke in a movie because the crowd loves it - not because I love it. — David Gordon Green

It was a running joke; everyone was aware of how ridiculous the rumor mill was, and yet they all shamelessly participated in it. — Jamie McGuire

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one. — Jason Biggs

In Europe, they travel a lot lighter. I always joke that my Indonesian passengers bring their house and their neighbor's house. — Tony Fernandes

The joke that you laid in the bed that was me. — Alanis Morissette

I could become like that dyslexic agnostic in the old joke - the one who lies in bed and tries to figure out if his dog exists. — Anne Lamott

To even call them "units" is a joke. These were just mobs of men in uniforms, clerks — Max Brooks

Ace would be the first to turn the words into a joke, one about how artists fell in love every day before noon and got their hearts broken by dinner. — Kit Rocha

At university level, I had an economics lecturer who used to joke that I was the only student who handed in essays on British Airways notepaper. — Sebastian Coe

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke. — Max Eastman

Too many lives go up in smoke - It's nice to laugh but don't be the joke. — Janet Jackson

Don't have every dialog go in a straight line to solve the problem. Let your characters argue, be sarcastic, disagree or joke around. — Dan Alatorre

I have a great pic of my father and Rev. Graham laughing hysterically at some joke with George Pratt Shultz looking on back in 1972 or so. — Ben Stein

There used to be an old bad joke. I hope it's not so much a good joke anymore. 'Everybody's from Scranton; no one's in Scranton.' — Joe Biden

The opening scene in A New Hope, when you see the huge ship, it goes on, and on, and on, and on, and on ... that is like a joke of awesomeness. — Cass Sunstein

Once you do a joke and it works it's only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel. — Bill Burr

Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins. — Henry Ward Beecher

In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University. — Tony Randall

What do you call a rifle with three barrels?
A trifle. — Joseph Rosenbloom

For the advice in a joke is sometimes more useful than the most serious teaching. — Baltasar Gracian

The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact. — G.K. Chesterton

She said she wasn't afraid of Satan, in fact, she thought he was a joke. She said she'd tear his tail off and run her fist down his throat. — John Mellencamp

What I've said before, only half in joke, is that everybody in Ireland is famous. Or, maybe better, say everybody is familiar. — Seamus Heaney

Conversation of the Day -
He: How do you describe yourself in two words?
Me: You don't. — Sanhita Baruah

I became lost in her face when she orgasmed around my cock, felt the warmth of her smile when we shared a joke. — Alessandra Torre

Thanks for turning off the lights... and so far... it's your problem, you are getting in trouble... it's not me... so far you can keep the lights on. — Deyth Banger

Watching movies in the U.S. is great fun because they get every joke, they smile, they laugh so much; it's a great feeling. — Jet Li

It's just that I was thinking you don't ride in that truck of yours, you wear it. — Stephen King

The funniest part of that joke is, 'say what you will about Hitler'.
-to Ricky Gervais on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee — Jerry Seinfeld

The cheek of the man. She liked cheek. She liked a man who spoke to her as if she was a person, an equal as if she were in on the joke. — Julie Anne Long

Joke in book:
You know the difference between a brownnoser and a shithead, right? Depth perception. — Elisabeth Naughton

The ring was there to say they were a team, a reminder that they were in this together, almost like a private joke only the two of them got. — K.A. Mitchell

My father was the king of the joke-tellers. I was so impressed as a child watching him, holding people in rapt attention. — Carol Leifer

What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up. — Aziz Ansari

Writers are encouraged to "keep 'em laughing" and complain "with good humor" in order to "win" allies. The joke is always on ourselves. — Alice Childress

Joke:
What did the seahorse say when the sand dollar landed on his back in the rip current?
"Hi-yo Silver! Swim-away!" — Heather Wolf

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? — Steven Wright

I've always been into leopard print. No joke, when I was 14 years old I wanted my entire room to be covered in it. — Kim Kardashian

I was raised in a family where no one had a serious bone in their body and every answer was a riddle, a joke, or a prank. — James Brolin

Don't mourn me", he said. Because it was a joke, a sick joke and because - at the end - he needed a little dark humour to sustain him. — Stephen Lloyd Jones

I remember when I was in college, I used to watch Julia Child's cooking show during dinner and joke with my roommates about becoming a TV chef. — Martin Yan

[Writing a joke] there is no team of writers. It's just you in an office, staring at yourself in the mirror. — Jimmy Fallon

It was a joke to the extent in the context of the views that speech. — Herman Cain

It's hard talking about acting, in a way, because it's like explaining a joke: I do think it loses something in the telling. — Martin Freeman

I always make a joke that they transplanted Martina McBride's eyes and put them in my head. — Blake Shelton

There is nothing in the world so incomprehensible as the joke we do not see. — Agnes Repplier

Look at you making a joke! You're funny. No wonder Carmine fell in love with you. — J.M. Darhower

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

What in the world is this abomination?"
Lissa, only slightly more tactful, asked, "Adrian, is this some kind of joke? — Richelle Mead

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. — Milton Berle

I just do my act. If people in England don't get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it. — Bill Burr

I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy. — Bob Saget

If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke. — Richard Russo

The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious. — Frank Zappa

For Europeans a president having an affair, especially in France, is a joke. No one cares, it would never bring this kind of trouble to a country. — Julie Delpy

In a perfect
world I would be taller, you would be alive,
and chickens could cross the road without
being the subject of a joke. — Suzanne Wrightt

I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic language in a good novel. — James C. Humes

In my stories I kill off every love scene with a joke. Don't try this at home. — Shelley Malec Vitale

Comedy has always been important in my family. If you got in a good joke at the dinner table, it meant more than almost anything else. — Isla Fisher

Crave, v.: Nothing makes me feel as welcome in the world as the sound of you laughing at a joke I've made. — David Levithan

I remember practically every joke I've ever heard in my life. — Steven Bochco

If I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, 'Kurt is up in heaven now.' That's my favorite joke. — Kurt Vonnegut

God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage — Mark Twain

I joke that a person of color would never make a movie like 'Midnight in Paris.' Nostalgia isn't so enticing. — Meshell Ndegeocello

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Ah. I see we are now into the second movement of the Nakamura Suite in G-Minor! — Kevin Sylvester

If you can't laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke. — Andrew Barger

A comic strip has a rhythm and a pattern, and you got to get in and out quick. So you set up a joke, tell the joke, and done. — Stephan Pastis

[he] had become the bloke in the joke: the last man on earth — Zadie Smith

I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh — Sachin Tendulkar

If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess. — Honeya

Loneliness is holding in a joke because you have no one to share it with. — Neil Strauss

No, that part's not true! That's a joke-lie. I'm not going to lie to you in this story because I want you to know that the rest of it is true. — Tina Fey

all the hardships in life were all a big joke and there was no need to be sad or depressed about them. — Jonathan Woodrow

When in doubt, go for the dick joke. — Robin Williams

Telling the truth is the funniest joke in the world. — George Bernard Shaw

I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying. — Kanye West

In Classical Greek the word pathos was the same for both suffering and experience. Those Greeks knew a good joke when they heard one. — Peter Straub

I like when people are trapped in the joke, when there's no escape. I like to lead people down the wrong path and then trap them. — Paul Mooney

Perhaps you are Coyote in disguise and have chosen a spectacularly inappropriate time for a joke. — Brandon Nolta

A joke was not a single-use item but something you brought out again and again until it fell apart in your hand like a cheap umbrella. — David Nicholls

It's a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a sitcom. — Nicole Sullivan

You can't draw lines in the sand like that. Humour's a tsunami that doesn't care about your little lines. — S.A. Tawks

You know, there's a joke in there somewhere. A Highlander, a Viking, and a Samurai walk into a bar. — N.R. Walker

MarkBaynard: I figured out in the first grade that it was better to crack a joke than somebody's skull. — Teresa Medeiros

It was no secret joke that brought the smile and the sparkle in his eye, it was physics. — Feynman, Richard

Old physicist joke: they knew that the approach worked in practice, but could they make it work in theory? — Walter Isaacson

What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear. — Jimmy Buffett

In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke. — Lynda Barry

At nine, my mom used to tell me she saw an Olympic medalist in me. I used to take it as a joke, but she was very serious. — Saina Nehwal

I thought it would be such a sick joke to have to remain to be alive for decades and not believe in or feel anything. — Douglas Coupland