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When you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool. Except for me, because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out. — Mitch Hedberg

For our self respect depends upon our ability to make requital, for good or for evil. — Friedrich Nietzsche

History remembers only the names of the conquerors. There are no pages devoted to the scruples of the losers. — Manjul Bajaj

Events are influenced by our very great desires. — William James

And I saw ans still see everything that I do have, but no matter what, there is always the itch of what gets lost. — Lauren Slater

When have I ever given him the impression that I was okay with him just stopping by whenever he wanted to use my body as an organic garbage disposal? — Nash Summers

I have kind of a funny relationship with movies. I don't have to see the whole movie to get an impression of it or to let it have an influence on me. — Lana Del Rey

Excessive use of made up acronyms is a significant impediment to communication and keeping communication good as we grow is incredibly important. — Ashlee Vance

I thought it was just a picture of madness. But that wasn't. It was a message, it has to be, those words are too specific. — Scott Frost

Our survival, the future of our civilization, possibly the existence of mankind, depends on American leadership — Charles Lindbergh

In the country, without any interference from the law, the agricultural life favors the permanence of families. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. — Jon Stewart

Funny how someone can come into your life for such a brief time but leave such a lasting impression. — Monica Murphy

Do you know what social justice is? Do you know what social reform is? I didn't either, but reform and social justice are what I intend to do. — Silvio Santos

The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights) — Elaine Kagan

A man must assume the moral burden of his own boredom. — Samuel Johnson

Mr. that boy couldn't hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane. — Casey Stengel

Madness is depressing illusion. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Most of us are about as eager to be changed as we were to be born, and go through our changes in a similar state of shock. — James Baldwin