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Christmas without a murder plot is like a day without giant spiders eaten orphans" (quote on my special gift holiday mugs) — Roma Gray

If you establish a routine for your child, then your routine can be more manageable. — Vanessa Lachey

Lore: Making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS! — Wil Wheaton

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME. — Drew Barrymore

On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday. — Ralph Kiner

Trust her; we girls are two sheets short of psycho when it comes to our special little time. — Sandi Lynn

Actually, as a Muslim, we believe sovereignty and supremacy belongs to God. And therefore, we believe in submitting to the commands of God. — Anjem Choudary

One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.' — Adam Ferrara

Sorry I'm late, Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when one is running late. — Adam Rex

Listen to the sound of waves within you. — Rumi

If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus? — Jimmy Carr

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone. — Lewis Black

This isn't a Christmas special! This is my life. In the real world, miracles and goodness just don't happen. — Richelle Mead

As it turned out, everyone wanted a doughnut. Jace wanted two. — Cassandra Clare

There's a lot of guy comics who I think are funny, but I generally am more excited about a special or a show where there are females. — Margaret Cho

He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable — Emma Goldrick

In real life you get out of the shower naked, so why wouldn't you do it on screen? It's just a normal thing. — Nicholas Hoult

She is so funny, stubborn and selfish; and that makes her so special. — M.F. Moonzajer

Would you look at you two? What's the special occa-ouch! — Virginia Smith

I think that the habit of gloomy poetry is very funny. It's like a special competition in losing. — Miroslav Holub

I thought she liked you now. I've seen her kiss you and she says your name the special way she says Rina's and mine - like it tastes good. — Deborah Hale

There are no such things as happy endings. Never. They're totally manufactured by fiction writers who choose to end the story on a high point. — Peter David

It comes out so quietly that I have to ask her to repeat it: It's just that I thought maybe you were married to me. — Audrey Niffenegger

When I'm on the set at 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,' of course the content isn't funny, but the other actors are hilarious. — Stephanie March

It's funny how there can be something special about that one person isn't it? — Marisa Calin