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I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?' — Bill Bailey

Sorry for the delay," Vogel said. "I was required to make a bomb. — Andy Weir

We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You say very funny things. I am sorry I can't say funny things back. This is not a funny time for me. — Kurt Vonnegut

Their attention was focused on the strange kid who wore black eyeliner and dressed as if every day was a funeral. — Caroline Mitchell

I'm sorry, I just did a shot — Jennifer Lawrence

I am the freest author in the world. — J.K. Rowling

The income men derive from producing things of slight consequence is of great consequence to them. — John Kenneth Galbraith

Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt. — Louis C.K.

If the desire to have children is just a way to build some noisy tribe of distraction around oneself, then I'd rather be alone. — Meghan Daum

Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!

Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal

I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay? — Nenia Campbell

Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain. — Kyousuke Motomi

Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom said] 'Sorry. I mean, screw you.' 'You need a time-out!' 'I need a mausoleum! — Jonathan Safran Foer

There's no business that's too small for government to torture — John Stossel

Sorry I'm late, Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when one is running late. — Adam Rex

Nothing abnormal about the abnormal!" I laughed and finally he smirked, "Sorry just that's funny as shit. — S.L. Walker

Sorry. Accident. Couldn't be helped. — Christopher Moore

If I don't believe it, then they don't need me on the court. I've just got to believe that in my heart. — Allen Iverson

Every great cause was initiated by someone whose heart was broken. — Mark Driscoll

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch. — Zach Galifianakis

My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water. — Rodney Dangerfield

I'm actually at home when I'm not on tour, and I have a lot of downtime. — Austin Carlile

The world is a penal institution. — Taylor Caldwell

I'm sorry. The Truth is....

I'm an Otaku.

- Serinuma Kae — Junko

I already apologized for that."
"No, you didn't."
"Then I'm sorry.""
"Fuck your sorry."
"Fine. Fuck my sorry. — Kenya Wright

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson

Prayer is the most concrete way to make our home in God. — Henri Nouwen

I've long believed that having multiple official languages makes it very hard to sustain a united polity. — Kevin Drum

And if it (life) were easier, would i have given my heart so fully to God? Put your hope in Him, and you won't be disappointed by what life offers — Francine Rivers

I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong. — Woodrow Wilson

Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honorable member may place the punctuation where he pleases. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan

The people have now come to realize that the only way to deal with the oppressor is to deal on our own terms and this was done. — Bobby Seale

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did. — Simone Elkeles

Those who believe patriotism to be the last refuge of the scoundrel have underestimated compassion. — Emmett Tyrrell

The art of living lies not in eliminating but in growing with troubles. — Bernard Baruch

Now I really feel sorry for her. Your hand is as bad as Rob's paddle," Cassie shuddered.
"Thank you."
"I didn't mean it as a compliment! — Breanna Hayse

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. — Norman Wisdom

Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. — Will Smith