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I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Bill Bailey: I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has

I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?' — Bill Bailey

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Andy Weir: Sorry for the delay," Vogel said. "I was

Sorry for the delay," Vogel said. "I was required to make a bomb. — Andy Weir

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not

We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: You say very funny things. I am sorry

You say very funny things. I am sorry I can't say funny things back. This is not a funny time for me. — Kurt Vonnegut

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Caroline Mitchell: Their attention was focused on the strange kid

Their attention was focused on the strange kid who wore black eyeliner and dressed as if every day was a funeral. — Caroline Mitchell

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Jennifer Lawrence: I'm sorry, I just did a shot

I'm sorry, I just did a shot — Jennifer Lawrence

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: I am the freest author in the world.

I am the freest author in the world. — J.K. Rowling

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By John Kenneth Galbraith: The income men derive from producing things of

The income men derive from producing things of slight consequence is of great consequence to them. — John Kenneth Galbraith

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Louis C.K.: Sorry - Americans only buy things that come

Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt. — Louis C.K.

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Meghan Daum: If the desire to have children is just

If the desire to have children is just a way to build some noisy tribe of distraction around oneself, then I'd rather be alone. — Meghan Daum

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Hasil Paudyal: Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth

Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!

Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Nenia Campbell: I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt

I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay? — Nenia Campbell

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Kyousuke Motomi: Haha, I can't hit you. If I did,

Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain. — Kyousuke Motomi

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Jonathan Safran Foer: Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom

Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom said] 'Sorry. I mean, screw you.' 'You need a time-out!' 'I need a mausoleum! — Jonathan Safran Foer

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By John Stossel: There's no business that's too small for government

There's no business that's too small for government to torture — John Stossel

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Adam Rex: Sorry I'm late, Ms. Egami said to the

Sorry I'm late, Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when one is running late. — Adam Rex

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By S.L. Walker: Nothing abnormal about the abnormal!" I laughed and

Nothing abnormal about the abnormal!" I laughed and finally he smirked, "Sorry just that's funny as shit. — S.L. Walker

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Christopher Moore: Sorry. Accident. Couldn't be helped.

Sorry. Accident. Couldn't be helped. — Christopher Moore

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Allen Iverson: If I don't believe it, then they don't

If I don't believe it, then they don't need me on the court. I've just got to believe that in my heart. — Allen Iverson

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Mark Driscoll: Every great cause was initiated by someone whose

Every great cause was initiated by someone whose heart was broken. — Mark Driscoll

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: I have to stop crying when I watch

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch. — Zach Galifianakis

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: My wife is so fat that when she

My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water. — Rodney Dangerfield

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Austin Carlile: I'm actually at home when I'm not on

I'm actually at home when I'm not on tour, and I have a lot of downtime. — Austin Carlile

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Taylor Caldwell: The world is a penal institution.

The world is a penal institution. — Taylor Caldwell

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Junko: I'm sorry. The Truth is....I'm an Otaku.- Serinuma

I'm sorry. The Truth is....

I'm an Otaku.

- Serinuma Kae — Junko

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Kenya Wright: I already apologized for that.""No, you didn't.""Then I'm

I already apologized for that."
"No, you didn't."
"Then I'm sorry.""
"Fuck your sorry."
"Fine. Fuck my sorry. — Kenya Wright

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Henri Nouwen: Prayer is the most concrete way to make

Prayer is the most concrete way to make our home in God. — Henri Nouwen

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Kevin Drum: I've long believed that having multiple official languages

I've long believed that having multiple official languages makes it very hard to sustain a united polity. — Kevin Drum

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Francine Rivers: And if it (life) were easier, would i

And if it (life) were easier, would i have given my heart so fully to God? Put your hope in Him, and you won't be disappointed by what life offers — Francine Rivers

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Woodrow Wilson: I am sorry for those that disagree with

I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong. — Woodrow Wilson

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Richard Brinsley Sheridan: Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was

Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honorable member may place the punctuation where he pleases. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Bobby Seale: The people have now come to realize that

The people have now come to realize that the only way to deal with the oppressor is to deal on our own terms and this was done. — Bobby Seale

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Simone Elkeles: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did. — Simone Elkeles

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Emmett Tyrrell: Those who believe patriotism to be the last

Those who believe patriotism to be the last refuge of the scoundrel have underestimated compassion. — Emmett Tyrrell

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Bernard Baruch: The art of living lies not in eliminating

The art of living lies not in eliminating but in growing with troubles. — Bernard Baruch

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Breanna Hayse: Now I really feel sorry for her. Your

Now I really feel sorry for her. Your hand is as bad as Rob's paddle," Cassie shuddered.
"Thank you."
"I didn't mean it as a compliment! — Breanna Hayse

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Norman Wisdom: I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. — Norman Wisdom

I'm Sorry Funny Quotes By Will Smith: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. — Will Smith