I'm Not Pregnant Quotes
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I'm not being like, 'Hey, everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl.
— Christina Aguilera
Everything psychic is pregnant with the future.
— C. G. Jung
I defy any woman who is pregnant and trying to concentrate really hard not to feel distracted.
— Jill Scott
Pregnant, she looked like a pretty Gollum.
— Gabrielle Zevin
At night, the moon, a pregnant woman, walks cautiously over the slippery heavens.
— Richard Aldington
Of course I can do this. I'm pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn't change my personality.
— Christine Feehan
The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
— Jessica Simpson
Michael always said if he could get them to eighteen without going to jail or getting a girl pregnant he'd consider it a success.
— Brigid Kemmerer
You're pregnant?" I can't even believe the words I'm saying as I pull her toward me, and onto my lap.
— K. Bromberg
Through my attempt to get pregnant through IVF, we sadly found out that I have early stages of breast cancer. It's been a shock.
— Giuliana Rancic
Sometimes I'm asked by kids why I condemn marijuana when I haven't tried it. The greatest obstetricians in the world have never been pregnant.
— Art Linkletter
On the Hugh Grant romance rumours: We're not dating and I'm not pregnant. We have not kissed or touched. We have not fought and broken up.
— Sandra Bullock
Babies. I want to fill you up with babies. Like, make you pregnant with babies. And have some of the babies. Babies. Babies. Caroline? Babies
— Alice Clayton
When I have an idea, I'm like a pregnant woman. I just have to deliver.
— Abdolkarim Soroush
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck
— George Carlin
I'm very active when I'm not pregnant, but I think fitness should be a natural part of your life, not something you have to force yourself to do.
— Jessica Capshaw
To put it mildly, I'm not crazy about the implication that pregnant women are incapable of deciding for themselves.
— Emily Oster
I gained, I think, 65 pounds when I was pregnant. And I will say to moms out there, 'Don't stress about losing it. It will happen when it happens.'
— Vanessa Lachey
I could not understand why Meryl Streep, for example, is allowed to work while pregnant and I'm not.
— Robin Wright
There was nothing quite like being put in the friend zone by your pregnant girlfriend.
— Jay Crownover
I can't get her pregnant! I'm just thirteen. You have to be a man to get a girl pregnant.
— Scylar Tyberius
What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.
— Johnny Knoxville
Suddenly she was here. And I was no longer pregnant; I was a mother. I never believed in miracles before.
— Ellen Greene
I'm here to tell you I do [have a baby bump]. I am not pregnant, but I have had three kids and there is a bump.
— Jennifer Garner
I always tell the kids that excellence is like pregnancy. You can't be a little bit pregnant. You either are or you're not.
— Rafe Esquith
Making an album can be like being pregnant: you want to pop that thing out and show everybody!
— Julian Casablancas
No, I am not pregnant. I am fat. And, as the Prime Minister, its my right to be fat if I want to.
— Benazir Bhutto
I'm not a great pregnant woman.
— Melissa McCarthy
No, Kennedy's not pregnant with my child. At least - not that I know of."A pillow comes flying at my head. — Emma Chase
A pause. It might have been pregnant. I've never been sure how to tell if a silence has conceived or not.
— Lois Greiman
My reflection in the mirror shows me pink and puffy. I thought pregnant women were to supposed to glow. I am not glowing.
— Audrey Niffenegger
It showed nothing. I'm not pregnant.
— Mikael Samuelsson
I advise that pregnant women do not come to my concerts.
— Ozzy Osbourne
I am not a pregnant working mother wronged.
— Elizabeth Vargas
My father was having an affair with a 16-year-old when Mum was pregnant with me. She found out when I was three weeks old and left, not surprisingly.
— Carol Vorderman
Publishing a book is like being pregnant. By the end, you're just ready to get that baby out!
— Carmen DeSousa
This better not be a pregnant thing or your hot little ass is gonna live knocked up for the next thirty years.
— Abbi Glines
When I look around today, the biggest anachronism I see is pregnancy. I just can't believe that people are still pregnant.
— Andy Warhol
I wish I was one of those cute pregnant girls who wear skinny jeans throughout their pregnancies. But I just gain weight.
— Jennifer Garner
When I was a kid, my mother said, 'Stephen if you were a girl, you'd always be pregnant.
— Stephen King
Kids need to be educated about sex and sexuality and if they're going to have sex, learn how to protect themselves and not get pregnant.
— Sandra Bernhard
Um. Wow. I think I just got pregnant watching that," Val said, breathless.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
I love my nose! I was so nervous when I got pregnant that I was going to get that weird nose spread that you sometimes see pregnant ladies get.
— Busy Philipps
We are pregnant with freedom.
— Assata Shakur
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
— Erma Bombeck
Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
— Queen Victoria
I'm going to get even, I swear I will. Mark my words, I'm a pregnant cranky woman with insomnia. I have time to plot my revenge.
— Kim Gruenenfelder
Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody.
— Chelsea Handler
The pregnant quarry teem'd with human form.
— Oliver Goldsmith
Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.
— Ashlee Simpson
There's a second life involved. No matter what your position is on abortion or the death penalty, you shouldn't put a pregnant woman to death.
— George H. W. Bush
A trifle is often pregnant with high importance; the prudent man neglects no circumstance.
— Sophocles
We can barely be in the same room without conceiving, so it's just inevitable that she'll get pregnant again.
— Katie Ashley
Lies were like having a pregnant rabbit. One day you had one, but before you knew it, there were rabbits all over the place.
— Charles De Lint
Oh, and you accuse me of flattery! Here I waddle about like a fat old duck and you try to tell me I'm lovely.
— Robin Hobb
Being a feminist is like being pregnant. You either are or you are not. You either believe in the full equality of men and women or you do not.
— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
Revolution is engendered by an indignation with tyranny, yet is itself pregnant with tyranny.
— William Godwin
I had bad endometriosis when I was younger, and a doctor told me I'd have a lot of trouble getting pregnant.
— Liane Moriarty
It looked so quiet and peaceful around. But the stillness was the sleep of swords.
— Zora Neale Hurston
Most women get pregnant and even though it's a challenge physically and uncomfortable, they generally wanted to be pregnant.
— Mary McCormack
was pregnant, his father had written back
— Julie Orringer
The present is saturated with the past and pregnant with the future.
— Gottfried Leibniz