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I think how breakups can bring out the worst in the best people, and part of being upset is mouthing off crap you don't mean. — Daria Snadowsky

You can change the road you take, but sometimes it can bend back to lead you straight to that same stubborn fate. — Dean Koontz

Some people are worth melting for," he says. — Elise Allen

Trying not to look at his penis was proving harder than I'd thought it would be. — Darynda Jones

Falling apart wasn't an option. — Lissa Price

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course. — Hank Aaron

My position at the Palace is our one opportunity. Have confidence in my destiny. Do not weep. — Shan Sa

She looked utterly betrayed, as betrayed as the most betrayed person in Shakespeare. — Miranda July

The confusing thing is we now live in a society where it's not illegal to be an asshole, but it's illegal to slap one. — Ronda Rousey