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The Father's love does not force itself on the beloved.
— Henri J.M. Nouwen
College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.
— Natasha Leggero
Anger itself does more harm than the condition which aroused anger.
— David O. McKay
I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.
— Michael Summers
Only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life! ...
— Louis-Ferdinand Celine
In much of society, research means to investigate something you do not know or understand.
— Neil Armstrong
If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable.
— Michaela Haze
I am blessed to be able to work at a job I love and also give back in the most vital way - to people in need.
— Teri Hatcher
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
— W.C. Fields
I have learned that trying to control other people's opinions of you is the fastest possible route to unhappiness.
— Dan Pearce
abundance proffered too soon led to lassitude and indolence, a wandering dissatisfaction.
— Cynthia D'Aprix Sweeney
I know you don't want to hear this but someone has to say it! You are out of control! I mean they're just shoes ... let it go!
— Gregory Maguire
A terrific game, even on the losing side I could enjoy it.
— Nigel Worthington