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Yes. And Paula's a bitch," I said without preamble. "You mean Miss Mint Julep Ladygirl Fiddle-dee-dee? Yeah. Screw her. — C.D. Reiss

Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad? — Carrot Top

When it comes to their capacity to screw things up, computers are becoming more human every day. — Seth Lloyd

The most powerful teaching moments are the ones where you screw up. — Brene Brown

I grew up in an affluent suburban world and never worried about money until I'd grown up and found wonderfully original ways to screw up my life. — K.A. Applegate

If people let other people alone, people would be better off. It's always people that screw things up for people anyway. — Nora Roberts

Mordechai, I swear that if you screw up and kill me, I'm going to be pissed. If I end up a ghost, I'm gonna be kicking your ghost ass for eternity. — Larry Correia

Music is the language of the heart, and conservatives always screw it up. — Glenn Beck

No matter how you spend the time, you'll have regrets. It'll never become a beautiful memory. Screw the once-in-a-lifetime crap. — Minari Endou

I screw up on the delay settings, so pretty much everything is manually done by me - I don't have those presets like the Edge has. — Joey Santiago

My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer. — Penn Jillette

I checked out the wine. Screw cap. The greatest invention since fire. — Janet Evanovich

I don't want to screw this up, Julia. I don't ever want to be a person who hurts you. — Charles Sheehan-Miles

Society tells us when we are old and no longer useful - screw that!
It's your mind and attitude that will tell you when you are old. — Steven Aitchison

I think people would be suprised at how much we curse when we screw up. I'm like somebody with Tourette's Syndrome. — George Eads

Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history.
Atticus O'Sullivan — Kevin Hearne

If cyberspace can screw with you, it will. — Dana Stabenow

Screw the dialogue, let's wreck some cars. — Hal Needham

Ignore the people who are laughing at you right now, because karma is going to screw them as well. — Alamvusha

When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail. — Magan Vernon

I can charm my way out of a situation when I screw up. — Cory Arcangel

I'm so organised. I never screw up. I've done it maybe twice before. I check my calendar seven times a day. — Anna Paquin

It's not the most normal life in the world, but I screw up plenty of times to be a normal teenager. — Mila Kunis

Also, I plan to screw something up on every movie I do so that I can learn from my mistakes and become a better director with each project. — Richard King

To enjoy being famous, you need to have a screw loose. — Diablo Cody

I want the troops from Great Britain and the U.S. to be successful, but by the same token, Afghanistan has always been a screw-up. — Clint Eastwood

If I wasn't mated, and wasn't straight, and you were a Mage, and we hadn't made that pact for friendship's sake, I would totally screw you. — Scarlett Dawn

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up. — Fuzzy Zoeller

There is a very good chance I could have been a screw-up for the rest of my life. — Brandon Thomas

Screw you in the ass with an anglepoise lamp, — Hugh Laurie

She had made so many calculations, but none involved her legs melting from under her with the instant desire to screw. — Lauren Groff

Screwing up is hardly a major mistake. Sometimes your wrong choices bring you to the right places. — Shannon L. Alder

There are some people who you've got to stay away from. They can't help themselves; they are just genetically programmed to screw you over. — Mindy Quigley

When another player screws up, I kind of erase it and make a good play. — Bob Sanders

I know a lot of people did a lot of heavy lifting to make me successful and I do everything in my power not to screw it up. — Charles Barkley

There is someone out there, watching us screw up and waiting for the day we come face to face and explain ourselves. — C.E. Dimond

Screw being a singer! I wanna be the voice of my generation with my talk show. — Tyra Banks

Some people go to bed at night thinking, 'That was a good day.' I am one of those who worries and asks, 'How did I screw up today?' — Tom Hanks

We moved in silence for a moment and I said, "How did we screw this all up so badly, John?"
He shook his head. "We always find a way. — David Wong

I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like that. — Gilbert Gottfried

I'm not a yeller. My theory is that no one goes out there trying to screw up. — Amy Ruley

I've probably earned the right to screw up a few times. I don't want the fear of failure to stop me from doing what I really care about. — Emma Watson

You might say what if I screw up? Then screw up big! Go for it! Do a big screw-up! — Tony Robbins

I didn't know what was worse: to have your shot and screw it up, or to never have had a shot in the first place. — Danielle Paige

Government can screw up just about everything. Given enough power and time it will screw up everything. — Mark Thornton

With my track record, I'll probably be able to screw up all three branches of government in about a week and a half. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

I try to stay in line and not be a jerk. I've always been conscious that if I really screw up, people might notice. — Amanda Hearst

Every time you start a company - and I've started five or six - you have the opportunity to screw up in whole new ways. — Evan Williams

I've seen so many screw-ups of representations of South Africa, and it makes me so angry every time. — Lauren Beukes

There is a time on every job where you say, Screw caution. I'm not foolhardy. I'm not stupid. But sometimes you have to be the battering ram. — Jeff Abbott

She shoved to her feet. What the hell is that scroll? Some sort of Aegis romance novel? Underworld erotica? Screw you all. — Larissa Ione

Really, I don't care if people think I'm too skinny. This is my body. If they don't like it, screw it. — Ellen Pompeo

I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg

I though I screwed everything up," I say.
He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up. — Caela Carter

It would be easier to screw up American Express than Coke or Gillette, but it's an immensely strong business. — Charlie Munger

If you start doing things because you hate others and want to screw them over, the end result is bad. — Linus Torvalds

in my four months of legal cramming I'd learned the law is full of technicalities. Technicalities are what screw up justice. Wilcox — Frank W. Abagnale

Most of the time, I don't know whether to fight you, spank you or screw you. You make me crazy and you don't listen to me, which pisses me off. — A.P. Jensen

I trust you, and I know you trust your contact. For one million dollars and three months of my time, I'll screw pretty much anyone. — Winter Renshaw

We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the big things. — Neil Cavuto

If I have to apply five turns to the screw each day for the happiness of Argentina, I will do it. — Evita Peron

I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono. — Michael O'Leary

I wasn't a pain in the ass when I was a kid. So I think being a screw-up as an adult is way more acceptable. — Daniel Tosh

I can't promise you I won't ever screw up, but I can promise you that every single day I wake up, I will love you more then the day before. — T.K. Chapin

The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead. — Mark R. Jones

Anyone who's not interested in model airplanes must have a screw loose somewhere. — Paul MacCready

I love Goody's Spin Pins. They're super cheap and look like corkscrews. You just gather your hair and screw them into a bun. — Christa Miller

Screw the idea of inventing monsters. Here, we just had to look around. Pay attention. — Chuck Palahniuk

You look concerned." Books turned the wheel to screw down the press. "It's my new normative state," Amaranthe said. — Lindsay Buroker

Floating screw - that's what people used to call me. — Edward Kennedy

Sometimes, the universe just does what the universe wants to do, and screw you if you can't take a joke. I — Elliott James

What you did hurt, Lucas. You wanted me to submit to you just so you could tell me to screw off." I whisper harshly. "And now you want me. — Emily Snow

Mortals, screw 'em. — Eoin Colfer

There are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me."
"Then we're doomed for sure. — Ilona Andrews

Gone are the days when women were attracted by a man's hansomeness. Today, we are talking about cash, and your compromise to become a tiger in bed. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Screw it
the house needed cleansing with cock's blood and chanting. — Tere Michaels

In our system of government, an opposition party doesn't have the ability to pass legislation, but it has the ability to massively screw things up. — Alex Pareene

Screw going home. This wasn't the 1950s. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat! — David Letterman

You need to screw up to learn. You need to experience to create greatness. — Laurie Faria Stolarz