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I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
— Henny Youngman
Scott Foley was always fun because he's a very funny guy. So I liked working with him a bunch.
— Ian Gomez
I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.
— Shaquille O'Neal
I don't really have a type of guy I like. It's just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny.
— Emma Roberts
I remember one guy saying, "You're the only human out of all of them," and feeling a little concerned that somehow that meant I wasn't as funny.
— Allison Silverman
I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt ...
— Dave Barry
I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.
— Matthew Lillard
I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife.
— Mike Greenwell
I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy.
— Chris Elliott
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
— Guy Davenport
I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning ... That can keep me awake for days..
— Billy Connolly
I've got a sense of humor. I'm a funny guy.
— Daryl Hall
Look, I'm a guy. Your ass was touching my groin. Of course I'm going to pop a boner. It's a natural reaction.
— Gwen Hayes
I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother.
— Charlie Day
I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the best at doing.
— Seann William Scott
Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come up here so we can give him a big hug and a kiss, because that's the kind of guy he is.
— Jerry Coleman
Before people figured out I was funny, I got cast quite a bit as either a rapist or serial killer or the guy who catches those people.
— Nick Offerman
I saw a guy juggling chain saws, it was cool, unless something needed to be sawed down, then it's annoying.
— Mitch Hedberg
When I heard Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured holding a manbag, I was surprised it was a gucci bag and not another guy's sack.
— Frankie Boyle
I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.
— Dave Attell
Jesse is a good guy, although I don't understand the infatuation with the spandex he is always running around in.
— Holly Hood
I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?"
— Mike Birbiglia
I lived with a guy who had OCD and I used to put Rice Krispies in his slippers before I went out. He went mental, but not before he counted them all.
— Russell Howard
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.
— Larry The Cable Guy
This guy was a real Pscyho' Mr. Levy said.'To you character is a psychosis, integrity is a complex. I've heard it all before. — John Kennedy Toole
I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes.
— Scott Aukerman
I was a theater guy growing up and I wanted to be Al Pacino, and I think I just looked and sounded too funny.
— Charlie Day
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
— Rodney Dangerfield
A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.
— Nicole McKay
I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators.
— Jim Gaffigan
In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn't have a lot of therapy, who's mature. A man, not a boy.
— Maura Tierney
The guy had guts - I had to give him that. Later on I was hoping for a first-hand look at them.
— Rob Thurman
I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.
— John Leguizamo
There's a lot of guy comics who I think are funny, but I generally am more excited about a special or a show where there are females.
— Margaret Cho
For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.
— Darynda Jones
I'm here to shine a bright light. I'm not here to be a guy of death. I just like 'KD' better.
— Kevin Durant
What turns an honest, good-looking guy like you into a theif?" Scott couldn't help but smirk.
"I blame chocolate. — Geoffrey Knight
I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.
— Harland Williams
Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder.
— Simone Elkeles
You know, every bad guy was once good until he crossed a line. I don't think they come out of the womb being assholes.
— Laurann Dohner
I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.
— Adam Sandler
I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace.
— Katie Graykowski