If You Piss Me Off Quotes
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God sent me to piss the world off!
— Eminem
Fuckity Squared, remind me to never piss you off.
— Jamie McGuire
Don't piss me off, Abel, or I'll blast you with my blue light, she shot back, and it wasn't entirely a joke.
— Kristen Ashley
Was there much damage done to your ship? (Nykyrian)No, not really. Just enough to seriously piss me off and ruin my suckass day. (Syn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Piss me off and count your toes because what's commin, AIN'T GOOD, AIN'T FUCKING GOOD!
— Deyth Banger
Why don't you just tell me what I did to piss you off so I can go ahead and hit on you.
— Kristen Proby
I didn't get my nap today. Wouldn't do for someone to piss me off.
— Stephanie McAfee
How's everything going, Jonah? This question is enough to piss me off. I hate counselors ... I have Naomi. I don't need this crap.
— Hannah Moskowitz
The Christian in me says it's wrong, but the corrections officer in me says, 'I love to make a grown man piss himself.'
— Charles Graner
Trust me, you see the dead walking around, you learn not to scream, laugh, or piss yourself pretty quickly.
— Stacey Kade
The woman who'd killed me was really starting to piss me off.
— Sharon Stevenson
To me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that's why I only enjoy it in the shower with my uncle.
— Jarod Kintz
The truth will set u free but first it will piss u off
— Albert Borris
What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real, you? If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I not kick you up the arse?
— Tad Williams
Piss off Satan and don't take me for dumber than I look.
— William S. Burroughs
You truly are twisted," Cut snarled. "How can you piss me off and make me proud all at the same time?
— Pepper Winters
Piss me off again and I'll rip you a new asshole and then fuck it. And that's just the foreplay.
— Larissa Ione
Tell me to mind my own business, tell me to go fuck myself, to piss, off, go on, say it, but don't tell me nothing's wrong.
— Gregory Maguire
I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass.
— Marlon Brando
Dude deserves to be castrated, if you ask me.'Ry chokes a bit, a strangled laugh. Remind me never to piss you off. — Kiersten White
It's that Scorpio in me. I love you until you do something to piss me off. Then I turn into your personal Satan." I
— Brittainy C. Cherry
If you'd given yourself to someone else, you wouldn't be mine. And that would seriously piss me off.
— Kristen Ashley
It's almost funny if it didn't piss me off so much.
— Vincent Hobbes
Dominic was really starting to piss me off when it came to sex.
— Chenell Parker
Remind me," he paused, drawing in a stuttered gasp, "to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a ninja?
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Hi," (cough), "my name is Jasmin Field. I'm a journalist. So don't piss me off. Ha ha. And um - well, I can't really act. Ha ha." No one laughed.
— Melissa Nathan
If Josh could see me having to empty out his piss, and nurse him this way, he'd beg me to let him go.
— LeeAnn Whitaker
Abandon all hope ye who piss me off.
— Richard Kadrey
