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If You Like Her Quotes By Khuliso Mamathoni: If you want to make your wife joyful,

If you want to make your wife joyful, treat her like Holy Spirit — Khuliso Mamathoni

If You Like Her Quotes By Amor Towles: You could just tell that if Rosie couldn't

You could just tell that if Rosie couldn't romance her way to the top of the Empire State Building, she was prepared to climb it like King Kong. — Amor Towles

If You Like Her Quotes By Amy Harmon: If she looks like you, everyone will know

If she looks like you, everyone will know you're her dad," Henry said, his voice perfectly level, his eyes solemn. "And that will make her happy. — Amy Harmon

If You Like Her Quotes By Joseph McElroy: She arched and farted like Mona Lisa if

She arched and farted like Mona Lisa if you really looked at her and for good fruitarian measure. — Joseph McElroy

If You Like Her Quotes By Nikki Reed: The great thing about Adele is if you

The great thing about Adele is if you put her on top volume, you actually sound like her while you're singing. — Nikki Reed

If You Like Her Quotes By Erin Hunter: Call out if you need a hand. if

Call out if you need a hand. if she looks like she's going to have you, i'll sneak up behind her and whach her on the head with a stiff rabbit — Erin Hunter

If You Like Her Quotes By Karina Halle: if you find that person who makes you

if you find that person who makes you feel like everything going forward is worth living, hold on to her. — Karina Halle

If You Like Her Quotes By Kit Rocha: What can I say. We like our women

What can I say. We like our women only mostly tamed. Where's the fun in a woman who'd never stab you just a little, if you pissed her off bad enough? — Kit Rocha

If You Like Her Quotes By Sean D. Brennan: A good woman is like a campfire; if

A good woman is like a campfire; if you don't tend to her and keep her flame bright, she'll go out on you. — Sean D. Brennan

If You Like Her Quotes By Raj Singh: Unrequited love is most painful. If you express

Unrequited love is most painful. If you express you feeling it may hurt her/him but if don't express it will hurt you like hell. — Raj Singh

If You Like Her Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: If like fcuks you hard, you fcuk her

If like fcuks you hard, you fcuk her more harder. If she betrays, put little bit more effort and she will be dead flat. — Santosh Kalwar

If You Like Her Quotes By Tracy Morgan: If she's not spoken for, and you come

If she's not spoken for, and you come at her correctly, like a man, she'll get with you. — Tracy Morgan

If You Like Her Quotes By Rahul Rawat: When she smiles at you, you will feel

When she smiles at you, you will feel like the whole world in yours. If you really love her; else her smile wouldn't matter. — Rahul Rawat

If You Like Her Quotes By Carlos Ruiz Zafon: Do you like mysteries?" I nodded. I think

Do you like mysteries?" I nodded. I think if she'd asked me whether I liked arsenic or cyanide on toast I would have given her the same answer. "Are — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

If You Like Her Quotes By Eric Wilson: But just remember: a woman's like a rose;

But just remember: a woman's like a rose; if you treat her right, she'll bloom, if you don't, she'll wilt. — Eric Wilson

If You Like Her Quotes By William Faulkner: Success is feminine and like a woman, if

Success is feminine and like a woman, if you cringe before her, she will override you — William Faulkner

If You Like Her Quotes By Maeve Binchy: Her life was like her house - a

Her life was like her house - a colorful fantasy where anything was possible if you wanted it badly enough. — Maeve Binchy

If You Like Her Quotes By Nicholas Sparks: If you like her, if she makes you

If you like her, if she makes you happy, and if you feel like you know her
then don't let her go. — Nicholas Sparks

If You Like Her Quotes By Khuliso Mamathoni: How do you know if you truly found

How do you know if you truly found the one? When loving her feels like a calling from God. — Khuliso Mamathoni

If You Like Her Quotes By C.M. Stunich: Her body is like the worst drug there

Her body is like the worst drug there is, the kind I just know is going to fuck me up. If you hit this, Ronnie, you are so screwed. — C.M. Stunich

If You Like Her Quotes By Peter Mayle: You don't like it when a French housewife

You don't like it when a French housewife gets mad at you. If she gets steam behind her, she is an unstoppable creature. — Peter Mayle

If You Like Her Quotes By Stephen R. Covey: man you might like to take her out.

man you might like to take her out. If you were — Stephen R. Covey

If You Like Her Quotes By Patricia Highsmith: Do you like her''Of course!' What a question!

Do you like her'
'Of course!' What a question! Like asking her if she believe in God. — Patricia Highsmith

If You Like Her Quotes By Nalini Singh: I never saw her down, you know? But

I never saw her down, you know? But those last two times, it was like she was . . . fading. As if someone was stealing her spirit. — Nalini Singh

If You Like Her Quotes By B.o.B: I'd like to work with Bjork if I

I'd like to work with Bjork if I could get in the studio with her. We could probably travel to a different planet, you know what I'm saying? — B.o.B

If You Like Her Quotes By Terry Pratchett: If you really want to upset a witch,

If you really want to upset a witch, do her a favor which she has no means of repaying. The unfulfilled obligation will nag at her like a hangnail. — Terry Pratchett

If You Like Her Quotes By Rebecca Wells: It kills me to think I didn't spot

It kills me to think I didn't spot her headed for the rocks. Friends are supposed to act like harbor boats-let you know if you're off course. — Rebecca Wells

If You Like Her Quotes By Anthony Horowitz: You can kiss me if you like," she

You can kiss me if you like," she said.
Alex let go of her and turned away. "Thanks, Fiona," he said. "But frankly I'd prefer to kiss the horse. — Anthony Horowitz

If You Like Her Quotes By Piers Morgan: Don't chase women, they will chase you. They

Don't chase women, they will chase you. They are like horses in a pasture: if you don't go drooling over her, she is going to want to know why. — Piers Morgan

If You Like Her Quotes By Josh Billings: Fortune is like a coquette; if you don't

Fortune is like a coquette; if you don't run after her, she will run after you. — Josh Billings

If You Like Her Quotes By Nathan Moore Jr.: If you love him or her, then act

If you love him or her, then act like it! — Nathan Moore Jr.

If You Like Her Quotes By Janet Evanovich: If I let her in I'm doomed. It's

If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead! — Janet Evanovich

If You Like Her Quotes By Terri Anne Browning: Please, don't fuck the housekeeper. I like her

Please, don't fuck the housekeeper. I like her and if you do something that makes her quit, I will break your favorite drum sticks. — Terri Anne Browning

If You Like Her Quotes By Bella Jeanisse: If I ever find a chick like you,

If I ever find a chick like you, I'm holding onto her too." Jake Thompson — Bella Jeanisse

If You Like Her Quotes By Julia Quinn: And if you say that's because you lot

And if you say that's because you lot barged into her home like a herd of mentally deficient sheep, I'm disowning all three of you. — Julia Quinn

If You Like Her Quotes By Debra Anastasia: The blonde ? She's worse than you. She's

The blonde ? She's worse than you. She's crazy."
"I wouldn't say that to her face if you like your dick on your body. — Debra Anastasia

If You Like Her Quotes By Brynn Kelly: He shushed her, laughing. "I'd like to be

He shushed her, laughing. "I'd like to be that spider, if that woman was you. — Brynn Kelly

If You Like Her Quotes By Dennis Lehane: She died in a fire. I miss her

She died in a fire. I miss her like you ... If I was underwater, I wouldn't miss oxygen that much. — Dennis Lehane

If You Like Her Quotes By Scott Bakula: If you're a fan of Shirley MacLaine just

If you're a fan of Shirley MacLaine just like I am, I'd kinda go anywhere to work with her. — Scott Bakula

If You Like Her Quotes By Auliq Ice: If you make it clear that you have

If you make it clear that you have a busy, interesting life, but that you'd like to fit her in to you schedule, she'll be happy to hear from you. — Auliq Ice

If You Like Her Quotes By Kim Kardashian: If you ask her to do things on

If you ask her to do things on command, like clap or walk, she just shuts down. She does not want to perform. — Kim Kardashian

If You Like Her Quotes By Alex Scarrow: She moans about everything anyway. You're damned if

She moans about everything anyway. You're damned if you do, damned if you don't with a bitch like her. — Alex Scarrow

If You Like Her Quotes By David Bonderman: Generally speaking, you like to dance with the

Generally speaking, you like to dance with the girl that brung you, and if you can't sometimes you have to shoot her. — David Bonderman

If You Like Her Quotes By Nikki Rowe: If you try to tame her she will

If you try to tame her she will fly away, because pretty little spirits like her, never like to be caged. — Nikki Rowe

If You Like Her Quotes By Abbi Glines: He'll see that if you love a woman,

He'll see that if you love a woman, you fight like hell to hold on to her. And you don't fucking walk away when things get tough. — Abbi Glines

If You Like Her Quotes By Kendare Blake: The blood inside her hands hurt and felt

The blood inside her hands hurt and felt slushy, like if you tore them open it'd look like a red ICEE. — Kendare Blake

If You Like Her Quotes By Adele Geras: She's your mother. She loves you. How can

She's your mother. She loves you. How can you hide from her?"

"Her love is like the sun. Get sunstroke if you stand in it too long. — Adele Geras

If You Like Her Quotes By Laura Resau: I see that if you try to fit

I see that if you try to fit someone in a box, she might slip through the seams like water and become her own river. — Laura Resau

If You Like Her Quotes By Robin McKinley: She fell in love with him, and he

She fell in love with him, and he with her; that's a spell if you like. — Robin McKinley

If You Like Her Quotes By Rachel Hera: Jason: Evelyn's not going to like it if

Jason: Evelyn's not going to like it if you're rude to her friends.
Blake: They're her friends, not mine. — Rachel Hera

If You Like Her Quotes By Erik Bundy: It will change your life if you accept

It will change your life if you accept her offer. Common pleasures will no longer hold sway over you. It's somewhat like catching religion. — Erik Bundy

If You Like Her Quotes By Harlan Coben: tilted her head, like a dog hearing a

tilted her head, like a dog hearing a strange sound. "Does pain happen if you don't remember it?" Kat — Harlan Coben

If You Like Her Quotes By Dianne Duvall: If you ever endanger her life again by

If you ever endanger her life again by pulling some stupid shit like that, I will rip your fucking arms off and beat you to death with them — Dianne Duvall

If You Like Her Quotes By Bella Thorne: I feel like girls always deserve flowers; it's

I feel like girls always deserve flowers; it's just a nice thing to do. If you want to make your girlfriend smile, send her flowers! — Bella Thorne