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If you want to make your wife joyful, treat her like Holy Spirit — Khuliso Mamathoni

You could just tell that if Rosie couldn't romance her way to the top of the Empire State Building, she was prepared to climb it like King Kong. — Amor Towles

If she looks like you, everyone will know you're her dad," Henry said, his voice perfectly level, his eyes solemn. "And that will make her happy. — Amy Harmon

She arched and farted like Mona Lisa if you really looked at her and for good fruitarian measure. — Joseph McElroy

The great thing about Adele is if you put her on top volume, you actually sound like her while you're singing. — Nikki Reed

Call out if you need a hand. if she looks like she's going to have you, i'll sneak up behind her and whach her on the head with a stiff rabbit — Erin Hunter

if you find that person who makes you feel like everything going forward is worth living, hold on to her. — Karina Halle

What can I say. We like our women only mostly tamed. Where's the fun in a woman who'd never stab you just a little, if you pissed her off bad enough? — Kit Rocha

A good woman is like a campfire; if you don't tend to her and keep her flame bright, she'll go out on you. — Sean D. Brennan

Unrequited love is most painful. If you express you feeling it may hurt her/him but if don't express it will hurt you like hell. — Raj Singh

If like fcuks you hard, you fcuk her more harder. If she betrays, put little bit more effort and she will be dead flat. — Santosh Kalwar

If she's not spoken for, and you come at her correctly, like a man, she'll get with you. — Tracy Morgan

When she smiles at you, you will feel like the whole world in yours. If you really love her; else her smile wouldn't matter. — Rahul Rawat

Do you like mysteries?" I nodded. I think if she'd asked me whether I liked arsenic or cyanide on toast I would have given her the same answer. "Are — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

But just remember: a woman's like a rose; if you treat her right, she'll bloom, if you don't, she'll wilt. — Eric Wilson

Success is feminine and like a woman, if you cringe before her, she will override you — William Faulkner

Her life was like her house - a colorful fantasy where anything was possible if you wanted it badly enough. — Maeve Binchy

If you like her, if she makes you happy, and if you feel like you know her
then don't let her go. — Nicholas Sparks

How do you know if you truly found the one? When loving her feels like a calling from God. — Khuliso Mamathoni

Her body is like the worst drug there is, the kind I just know is going to fuck me up. If you hit this, Ronnie, you are so screwed. — C.M. Stunich

You don't like it when a French housewife gets mad at you. If she gets steam behind her, she is an unstoppable creature. — Peter Mayle

man you might like to take her out. If you were — Stephen R. Covey

Do you like her'
'Of course!' What a question! Like asking her if she believe in God. — Patricia Highsmith

I never saw her down, you know? But those last two times, it was like she was . . . fading. As if someone was stealing her spirit. — Nalini Singh

I'd like to work with Bjork if I could get in the studio with her. We could probably travel to a different planet, you know what I'm saying? — B.o.B

If you really want to upset a witch, do her a favor which she has no means of repaying. The unfulfilled obligation will nag at her like a hangnail. — Terry Pratchett

It kills me to think I didn't spot her headed for the rocks. Friends are supposed to act like harbor boats-let you know if you're off course. — Rebecca Wells

You can kiss me if you like," she said.
Alex let go of her and turned away. "Thanks, Fiona," he said. "But frankly I'd prefer to kiss the horse. — Anthony Horowitz

Don't chase women, they will chase you. They are like horses in a pasture: if you don't go drooling over her, she is going to want to know why. — Piers Morgan

Fortune is like a coquette; if you don't run after her, she will run after you. — Josh Billings

If you love him or her, then act like it! — Nathan Moore Jr.

If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead! — Janet Evanovich

Please, don't fuck the housekeeper. I like her and if you do something that makes her quit, I will break your favorite drum sticks. — Terri Anne Browning

If I ever find a chick like you, I'm holding onto her too." Jake Thompson — Bella Jeanisse

And if you say that's because you lot barged into her home like a herd of mentally deficient sheep, I'm disowning all three of you. — Julia Quinn

The blonde ? She's worse than you. She's crazy."
"I wouldn't say that to her face if you like your dick on your body. — Debra Anastasia

He shushed her, laughing. "I'd like to be that spider, if that woman was you. — Brynn Kelly

She died in a fire. I miss her like you ... If I was underwater, I wouldn't miss oxygen that much. — Dennis Lehane

If you're a fan of Shirley MacLaine just like I am, I'd kinda go anywhere to work with her. — Scott Bakula

If you make it clear that you have a busy, interesting life, but that you'd like to fit her in to you schedule, she'll be happy to hear from you. — Auliq Ice

If you ask her to do things on command, like clap or walk, she just shuts down. She does not want to perform. — Kim Kardashian

She moans about everything anyway. You're damned if you do, damned if you don't with a bitch like her. — Alex Scarrow

Generally speaking, you like to dance with the girl that brung you, and if you can't sometimes you have to shoot her. — David Bonderman

If you try to tame her she will fly away, because pretty little spirits like her, never like to be caged. — Nikki Rowe

He'll see that if you love a woman, you fight like hell to hold on to her. And you don't fucking walk away when things get tough. — Abbi Glines

The blood inside her hands hurt and felt slushy, like if you tore them open it'd look like a red ICEE. — Kendare Blake

She's your mother. She loves you. How can you hide from her?"

"Her love is like the sun. Get sunstroke if you stand in it too long. — Adele Geras

I see that if you try to fit someone in a box, she might slip through the seams like water and become her own river. — Laura Resau

She fell in love with him, and he with her; that's a spell if you like. — Robin McKinley

Jason: Evelyn's not going to like it if you're rude to her friends.
Blake: They're her friends, not mine. — Rachel Hera

It will change your life if you accept her offer. Common pleasures will no longer hold sway over you. It's somewhat like catching religion. — Erik Bundy

tilted her head, like a dog hearing a strange sound. "Does pain happen if you don't remember it?" Kat — Harlan Coben

If you ever endanger her life again by pulling some stupid shit like that, I will rip your fucking arms off and beat you to death with them — Dianne Duvall

I feel like girls always deserve flowers; it's just a nice thing to do. If you want to make your girlfriend smile, send her flowers! — Bella Thorne