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If you were to ask me to define a photograph in a few words, I would say it is a fossil of light and time.
— Daido Moriyama
Of course I know how to drive. Now, if you ask me if I know how to drive well, the answer would be different.
— Gena Showalter
Gary, if you want to play on this football team, you answer me when I ask you who's your Daddy. Who's your Daddy, Gary? Who's your Daddy?
— Steve Sullivan
Yes, you may ask my name but only if you can tell me: are your thighs as fine as a fresh, crisp morning in early July?
— Robert Clark
If you ask me a question, don't tell me what the question is in advance, 'cause I'd rather not know.
— Geraldine Ferraro
So I am not exactly sure what I imagine and what I remember. Is there a difference? Not much, if you ask me.
— Harry Kalmer
Tell me: what's more obscene than fucking waste?Death is in quite poor taste, if you ask me. — Eleanor Brown
If you ask me why I left China, it's just that I went for a stroll and strolled too far away.
— Mu Xin
Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes.
— George Carlin
If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.
— Rachel Caine
If you're going to ask me if the muffins are low fat, you should know I'm running out of places to hide all the dead bodies.
— Jill Shalvis
If you put 20 cents in me and ask me to talk about South Sydney, I'll play all night.
— Russell Crowe
If you ask me a question like what is your greatest accomplishment, it should be what I'm about to do
— Kanye West
Dude deserves to be castrated, if you ask me.'Ry chokes a bit, a strangled laugh. Remind me never to piss you off. — Kiersten White
If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend.
— Stone Temple Pilots
If I thought you really cared, I'd tell you. And if you really knew me, you wouldn't have to ask.
— Kate Roth
Right now if you ask me Carmelo Anthony is GONE. He's going to L.A. to play w/Kobe Bryant.
— Stephen A. Smith
If you would ask me what my ideal process is, I would say, long pre-production, long production and long post-production.
— Park Chan-wook
Death can be jolly well inconvenient, if you ask me.
— Gail Carriger
You're going to kidnap me again?"Adrian tried a smile. "No, I'll ask you if you *want* to be kidnapped again. — Molly Ringle
I made a resolution I would throw myself into the Danube if I didn't ask you to make love with me today.
— Stephen Vizinczey
If you want a meaningful life for yourself don't ask "What can the world offer to me?" but "What can I offer to the world?
— Bangambiki Habyarimana
He had beautiful manners. Which, if you ask me, was mostly a question of saying nothing, to anyone, ever.
— Anne Enright
If you really want to annoy me, ask me when I'm going to retire from rock n' roll.
— Bruce Dickinson
Whenever you have a job to do ask yourself two questions. If not now, when? If not by me, by whom?
— Sean Covey
I love the earth. If you ask me it's the greatest planet in the world.
— Stephen Colbert
My friends ask me if I want more kids, and I always say yes, I want more; it's the best thing you can have in your life.
— Cristiano Ronaldo
Should you ask me if I'm happy, I'll answer that I'm not.
— Fernando Pessoa
What is about Army uniforms? Especially combats. They are just drool-worthy, if you ask me.
— Aditi Mathur Kumar
If you have to keep asking - I'll answer it as many times as you ask. But this is always going to be yes.""Don't 'always' me. — Nora Sakavic
If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.
— Peter Sellers
I imagine I could do anything," I said easily. "If you would ask it of me.
— Patrick Rothfuss
you cannot leaveand have me too
i cannot exist in
two places at once
-when you ask if we can still be friends — Rupi Kaur
If you ask me, psychopaths are more talented than the rest of us ... but they're still fucking psychopaths.
— Jonathan Kellerman
By some fluke, my folks forgot to ask me the question most crucial to ensuring a lifetime of self-doubt: 'What if you fail?
— Lizz Winstead
If this is where you ask me to run around in my birthday suit, I'm not entirely comfortable with that, I said, smirking.
— Laura Kreitzer
Do not refer to your toy-books, and say you have seen that before. Answer me rather, if I ask you, have you understood it before?
— Michael Faraday
Actually, if you ask my really close friends, they would say that 'Honeymoon' is more me than anything else I've written.
— Jason Robert Brown
If you asked me to marry you all over again today I'd say yes, said Valentine.And if I had only met you for the first time today, I'd ask. — Orson Scott Card
Long before the child learns to talk properly ... the world will have become a habit. A pity, if you ask me.
— Jostein Gaarder
Don't ask me a lot of questions if you don't like the answers
— Ernest Hemingway,
Now it's my turn to ask you if you're real."His eyes roamed over me as he nodded again. "I think I became real when I met you. — Raine Miller
If you do what we ask you to do, the victories will belong to you, and the losses to me.
— Dean Smith
Whoever started the rumor that life has to be perfect is a very wicked person, if you ask me.
— Sophie Kinsella
I'm kinda wishy-washy about questions. If you ask me again tomorrow, I'm likely to give you completely different answers.
— Jabari Asim
Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.
— Ellen DeGeneres
If one really knew what one was doing, why do it? It seems to me if you had the answer why ask the question? The thing is there are so many questions.
— Lee Friedlander
If its about the existence of god, you may as well ask me, what the square root of an elephant is?
— Steve Merrick
If you ask me, people in hell just scream to hear their own voice and to pass time.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I don't think it's weak to admit you made a mistake. That takes strength, if you ask me.
— Terry Pratchett
If you don't ask me questions, I can't give you an untrue answer.
— Oliver Goldsmith
If you were to ask me what I want to do - I don't want to be a celebrity, I want to make a difference.
— Lady Gaga
If you ask me if I think I will be sober in 24 hours time I can say yes, but in two years I can't tell you. I could be dead.
— Daniel Baldwin
Poor light," he said. "Three bloody years at f8, if you ask me.
— Terry Pratchett
If you wish to know me,just ask. — Susie Clevenger
Tris: "What if I don't want to cut up aloe leaves?"Rosethorn: "Ask me if I care what you want. — Tamora Pierce
If you're the band leader you ask more of yourself than anyone else, so they tend to raise the bar for me.
— Kristin Hersh
If you ask me, people out of touch with reality aren't nearly as dangerous as lawyers like him who manipulate it.
— Elizabeth Chandler
If you ask me, taking on risk and being more daring is a real important part of creativity.
— Deborah Meier
I've read that one out of twenty-four people is a sociopath, and if you ask me, the other twenty-three of you should be worried.
— Lisa Scottoline
If you can't tolerate the truth, never ask me a question.
— Richard Diaz
Frodo: If you ask it of me, I will give you the One Ring.
— J.R.R. Tolkien
Myth: Vampires have the power to charm people.Truth: Kinda depends on the vampire if you ask me. — Kimberly Pauley
Is this what's going to make you happy?''How different everything could have been, if you had thought to ask me that before. — Marissa Meyer
Do you believe that the actor on the stage is really a villain? Let me ask you something else. If he isn't a villain, then is he a liar?
— Steven Millhauser
If people ask me, 'What do you think could improve in Toronto dining,' I'd say there's nothing to improve on.
— David Chang
He allowed himself a small chuckle then. "I will conquer kingdoms for you if you but ask it of me, Ildiko.
— Grace Draven
That bitch needs a good old fashioned high five to the face with a metal chair if you ask me,
— Amy Davies
If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I, an artist, will answer you: I am here to live out loud.
— Emile Zola
What does politically correct mean? If you're fat, don't ask me if you're fat, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. You're fat.
— Charles Barkley
If you ask me, most people have children just as their own enthusiasm about life begins to wane.
— Chuck Palahniuk
