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If you were to ask me to define a photograph in a few words, I would say it is a fossil of light and time. — Daido Moriyama

Of course I know how to drive. Now, if you ask me if I know how to drive well, the answer would be different. — Gena Showalter

When I look into my past the river seems to meet my eyes, staring back, as if to ask, Do you recognize me, wherever you are? Recognition — Amitav Ghosh

Gary, if you want to play on this football team, you answer me when I ask you who's your Daddy. Who's your Daddy, Gary? Who's your Daddy? — Steve Sullivan

Yes, you may ask my name but only if you can tell me: are your thighs as fine as a fresh, crisp morning in early July? — Robert Clark

If you ask me to compromise on principle, I will get out the veto pen. — Bill Owens

I remember things that happened sixty years ago, but if you ask me where I left my car keys five minutes ago, that's sometimes a problem. — Lou Thesz

I know there's a difference between being successful and feeling successful. And if you ask me if I feel successful, the honest answer is 'not yet.' — Simon Sinek

If you ask me a question, don't tell me what the question is in advance, 'cause I'd rather not know. — Geraldine Ferraro

Absolutely father knows best, always do what your fathers say, and if you can't find one then just ask me, I am a father and I know best. — Rainn Wilson

So I am not exactly sure what I imagine and what I remember. Is there a difference? Not much, if you ask me. — Harry Kalmer

Don't ask me something if the answer doesn't truly matter to you. — Ken Weber

If you ask me, it'd be little short of disastrous for us to discover a source of clean, cheap, abundant energy because of what we would do with it. — Amory Lovins

Tell me: what's more obscene than fucking waste?
Death is in quite poor taste, if you ask me. — Eleanor Brown

If you ask me why I left China, it's just that I went for a stroll and strolled too far away. — Mu Xin

Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes. — George Carlin

If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you. — Rachel Caine

If you're going to ask me if the muffins are low fat, you should know I'm running out of places to hide all the dead bodies. — Jill Shalvis

If you put 20 cents in me and ask me to talk about South Sydney, I'll play all night. — Russell Crowe

If you ask me a question like what is your greatest accomplishment, it should be what I'm about to do — Kanye West

Dude deserves to be castrated, if you ask me.'
Ry chokes a bit, a strangled laugh. Remind me never to piss you off. — Kiersten White

I can't rate myself, but if you ask Russell, I'm sure he'd give me a ten out of ten. — Katy Perry

If you ask me about women's lib, I say I don't even know what that is. — Richard Pryor

If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend. — Stone Temple Pilots

If I thought you really cared, I'd tell you. And if you really knew me, you wouldn't have to ask. — Kate Roth

Right now if you ask me Carmelo Anthony is GONE. He's going to L.A. to play w/Kobe Bryant. — Stephen A. Smith

If you would ask me what my ideal process is, I would say, long pre-production, long production and long post-production. — Park Chan-wook

Death can be jolly well inconvenient, if you ask me. — Gail Carriger

You're going to kidnap me again?"
Adrian tried a smile. "No, I'll ask you if you *want* to be kidnapped again. — Molly Ringle

I made a resolution I would throw myself into the Danube if I didn't ask you to make love with me today. — Stephen Vizinczey

If you want a meaningful life for yourself don't ask "What can the world offer to me?" but "What can I offer to the world? — Bangambiki Habyarimana

He had beautiful manners. Which, if you ask me, was mostly a question of saying nothing, to anyone, ever. — Anne Enright

If you really want to annoy me, ask me when I'm going to retire from rock n' roll. — Bruce Dickinson

Whenever you have a job to do ask yourself two questions. If not now, when? If not by me, by whom? — Sean Covey

If you are facing trouble right now, don't ask, "Why me?" Instead ask, "What do you want me to learn?" Then trust God and keep on doing what's right. — Rick Warren

I love the earth. If you ask me it's the greatest planet in the world. — Stephen Colbert

My friends ask me if I want more kids, and I always say yes, I want more; it's the best thing you can have in your life. — Cristiano Ronaldo

Should you ask me if I'm happy, I'll answer that I'm not. — Fernando Pessoa

What is about Army uniforms? Especially combats. They are just drool-worthy, if you ask me. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

If you have to keep asking - I'll answer it as many times as you ask. But this is always going to be yes."
"Don't 'always' me. — Nora Sakavic

If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am. — Peter Sellers

I imagine I could do anything," I said easily. "If you would ask it of me. — Patrick Rothfuss

You ask me if I love you and I choke on my reply. I'd rather hurt you honestly than mislead you with a lie. — Dan Hill

You ask me if I can forgive myself? I can forgive myself for many things. — Neil Gaiman

you cannot leave
and have me too
i cannot exist in
two places at once

-when you ask if we can still be friends — Rupi Kaur

If you ask me, psychopaths are more talented than the rest of us ... but they're still fucking psychopaths. — Jonathan Kellerman

By some fluke, my folks forgot to ask me the question most crucial to ensuring a lifetime of self-doubt: 'What if you fail? — Lizz Winstead

If this is where you ask me to run around in my birthday suit, I'm not entirely comfortable with that, I said, smirking. — Laura Kreitzer

Do not refer to your toy-books, and say you have seen that before. Answer me rather, if I ask you, have you understood it before? — Michael Faraday

If you ask me, people are unnecessarily gloomy about the end of the world. — Bentley Little

You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one. — Albert Einstein

Actually, if you ask my really close friends, they would say that 'Honeymoon' is more me than anything else I've written. — Jason Robert Brown

If you asked me to marry you all over again today I'd say yes, said Valentine.
And if I had only met you for the first time today, I'd ask. — Orson Scott Card

Long before the child learns to talk properly ... the world will have become a habit. A pity, if you ask me. — Jostein Gaarder

While the angels sing, I'd ask you to marry me, give you the sun for a diamond ring, if I could do those things. — R. Kelly

Don't ask me a lot of questions if you don't like the answers — Ernest Hemingway,

Now it's my turn to ask you if you're real."
His eyes roamed over me as he nodded again. "I think I became real when I met you. — Raine Miller

If you do what we ask you to do, the victories will belong to you, and the losses to me. — Dean Smith

Whoever started the rumor that life has to be perfect is a very wicked person, if you ask me. — Sophie Kinsella

I'm kinda wishy-washy about questions. If you ask me again tomorrow, I'm likely to give you completely different answers. — Jabari Asim

Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days. — Ellen DeGeneres

If one really knew what one was doing, why do it? It seems to me if you had the answer why ask the question? The thing is there are so many questions. — Lee Friedlander

So when people ask me if there's another one, I say, 'You know, I don't think so, but I don't know, and I kind of don't understand why'. — Sean Maher

Kids don't really get to hear their parents giggle enough if you ask me... — David Levithan

If its about the existence of god, you may as well ask me, what the square root of an elephant is? — Steve Merrick

If you ask me, people in hell just scream to hear their own voice and to pass time. — Chuck Palahniuk

If you ask me, nobody really likes people who are always doing their duty. — Agatha Christie

I don't think it's weak to admit you made a mistake. That takes strength, if you ask me. — Terry Pratchett

If you don't ask me questions, I can't give you an untrue answer. — Oliver Goldsmith

If you were to ask me what I want to do - I don't want to be a celebrity, I want to make a difference. — Lady Gaga

If you ask me if I think I will be sober in 24 hours time I can say yes, but in two years I can't tell you. I could be dead. — Daniel Baldwin

Poor light," he said. "Three bloody years at f8, if you ask me. — Terry Pratchett

If you wish to know me,
just ask. — Susie Clevenger

Tris: "What if I don't want to cut up aloe leaves?"
Rosethorn: "Ask me if I care what you want. — Tamora Pierce

You ask me if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something - I am God. — Alec Baldwin

If you're the band leader you ask more of yourself than anyone else, so they tend to raise the bar for me. — Kristin Hersh

If you ask me, people out of touch with reality aren't nearly as dangerous as lawyers like him who manipulate it. — Elizabeth Chandler

If you ask me, taking on risk and being more daring is a real important part of creativity. — Deborah Meier

Well you've been brought here against your will, just like I have. If you ask me, we're all in the same boat. And it's leaking. — John Boyne

I've read that one out of twenty-four people is a sociopath, and if you ask me, the other twenty-three of you should be worried. — Lisa Scottoline

I know that if you ask me to jump I will say how high. So I will stay away from you and hope that you never ever say jump. — Lolah Lace

If you can't tolerate the truth, never ask me a question. — Richard Diaz

Frodo: If you ask it of me, I will give you the One Ring. — J.R.R. Tolkien

Shrimps ought to stay small and curled up in their cocktail sauce, if you ask me. — Aya Nakahara

Myth: Vampires have the power to charm people.
Truth: Kinda depends on the vampire if you ask me. — Kimberly Pauley

Is this what's going to make you happy?'
'How different everything could have been, if you had thought to ask me that before. — Marissa Meyer

Do you believe that the actor on the stage is really a villain? Let me ask you something else. If he isn't a villain, then is he a liar? — Steven Millhauser

I think I spent all my life in gymnastics. And if you will ask me I want to change something in your past life, no. I will go same. — Olga Korbut

If people ask me, 'What do you think could improve in Toronto dining,' I'd say there's nothing to improve on. — David Chang

He allowed himself a small chuckle then. "I will conquer kingdoms for you if you but ask it of me, Ildiko. — Grace Draven

That bitch needs a good old fashioned high five to the face with a metal chair if you ask me, — Amy Davies

If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I, an artist, will answer you: I am here to live out loud. — Emile Zola

What does politically correct mean? If you're fat, don't ask me if you're fat, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. You're fat. — Charles Barkley

If you want to know something about me, lovely, all you need to do is ask. — Leigh Bardugo

People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then? — Marion Barry

If you ask me, most people have children just as their own enthusiasm about life begins to wane. — Chuck Palahniuk

if you ask me, the best way to go about flying is to cut the strings tying you down — Renee Ahdieh

If you sent me to cover a pie-baking contest on Mother's Day, I'm going to ask dear old Mom why she used artificial sweetener or stole the apples! — Sam Donaldson

When people ask me if I have worked for the C.I.A., I often answer: what good to you is my answer? Because if I did, I might not say so. — Robert Littell

My Dear Julianne,
If you wish to know how I feel about you, just ask me.
Yours,
Gabriel — Sylvain Reynard