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I don't have a hot date. I don't even have a lukewarm date.
— Sarah Morgan
I attacked him, he healed me, then he took me hunting, I threatened him, and he took me home. Wow. That was like a date.
— Juliann Whicker
No bikinis on a first date." He nods. "I'm sure that's a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
— Frederick Bushnell "Jack" Ryder
Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night.
— Candice Bergen
My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice.
— Kendall Jenner
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man".
— Russell Beland
You bought a prostitute on our date!
— Jane Cousins
Trust in God for great things. With your five loaves and two fishes He will show you a way to feed thousands.
— Horace Bushnell
Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.
— Yvonne Prinz
Television? It's a gateway to writer's block, isn't it?
— Alex Turner
Things are beautiful when they're allowed to be free.
— Marty Rubin
I am extremely content in my life - sometimes to the point where I really should find something to moan about!
— Julia Sawalha
The single most important activity for building the knowledge required for eventual success in reading is reading aloud to children.
— Jim Trelease
When I close my eyes to draw I always think Chicago in 1975.
— Daniel Clowes
Adrian, I'm on a date. Why are you here? On my car?
— Richelle Mead
Never let anyone tell you that you are too old to accomplish something ... An old 'Gator will take just as big a bite out of you, as a young one! — Jose N. Harris
There's nothing wrong with being a capitalistic society, but it's taken the place of faith.
— Corbin Bernsen
We are very fond of books. You can learn nearly everything from them that rabbits can't teach you.
— Alan Snow
Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player.
— Marsha Warfield
I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't.
— Bill Murray
