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I don't have a hot date. I don't even have a lukewarm date. — Sarah Morgan

I attacked him, he healed me, then he took me hunting, I threatened him, and he took me home. Wow. That was like a date. — Juliann Whicker

No bikinis on a first date." He nods. "I'm sure that's a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. — Frederick Bushnell "Jack" Ryder

Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night. — Candice Bergen

I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life. — Anyta Sunday

My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice. — Kendall Jenner

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man". — Russell Beland

Take a load off, don't take everything so seriously. And just be happier. — Ariana Grande

You bought a prostitute on our date! — Jane Cousins

Trust in God for great things. With your five loaves and two fishes He will show you a way to feed thousands. — Horace Bushnell

As he grinned, a dimple formed on his right cheek. My heart quivered. Men like him should come with a warning: date at your own risk — Jayde Scott

Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. — Yvonne Prinz

Television? It's a gateway to writer's block, isn't it? — Alex Turner

Things are beautiful when they're allowed to be free. — Marty Rubin

When the ball that was my heart ws broken, ... laughter fell out. — Beatrice Wood

You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor. — Nicki Elson

I am extremely content in my life - sometimes to the point where I really should find something to moan about! — Julia Sawalha

The single most important activity for building the knowledge required for eventual success in reading is reading aloud to children. — Jim Trelease

I'd love to date somebody cool, fun, funny. — Rihanna

When I close my eyes to draw I always think Chicago in 1975. — Daniel Clowes

All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up.
Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life. — Tara Janzen

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker

Adrian, I'm on a date. Why are you here? On my car? — Richelle Mead

Never let anyone tell you that you are too old to accomplish something ...
An old 'Gator will take just as big a bite out of you, as a young one! — Jose N. Harris

There's nothing wrong with being a capitalistic society, but it's taken the place of faith. — Corbin Bernsen

We are very fond of books. You can learn nearly everything from them that rabbits can't teach you. — Alan Snow

Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player. — Marsha Warfield

I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't. — Bill Murray

What I really honestly want is just to be working steadily ... I would love to just be on a great TV show and have it run for awhile. — Carla Gallo

Whoever claims the right to redistribute the wealth produced by others is claiming the right to treat human beings as chattel. — Ayn Rand

How am I going to listen to that horrible noise I make without a gram of coke and a couple of double Jack Daniels? — Iggy Pop