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Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. — Joan Rivers

The problem with Destiny, of course, is that she is often not careful where she puts her finger. Captain — Terry Pratchett

And she has always gotten very angry at people who won't play the roles she puts them in. — Katherine Addison

I do love Christmas, although my wife puts me to shame. She is a huge Christmas fan, so we do love us some Christmas in our house. — Sebastian Arcelus

The poor maidservant who used to say that she only believed in God when she had a toothache puts all theologians to shame. — Emil M. Cioran

When a guy and a girl get together, he puts his thing where she urinates and gets her period — John Green

My wife likes me to point out that she puts our daughter down to sleep more often than I do, which gives me time to write stupid books about it. — Adam Mansbach

She dips her spoon into her ice cream, then puts the spoon back in her mouth. I can't stop staring at that spoon. I think I love that spoon. — Colleen Hoover

She can be a whirlwind of tits and terror when she puts her mind to a purpose, can't she, sir? — Christopher Moore

A woman has just as much right in this world as a man and can get along in it just as well if she puts her mind to it. — Carole Lombard

Vice knows she is ugly, so puts on her mask. — Benjamin Franklin

She's been living alone with a man for ten years, so of course she's ruined, even though the girls all say he never puts a hand on them. — Naomi Novik

It was said of old Sarah, Duchess of Marlborough, that she never puts dots over her I s, to save ink. — Horace Walpole

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. — Milton Berle

There is a pause, while she turns the great pages of her volume of rage, and puts her finger on just the right word. — Hilary Mantel

She puts on her poker face; I don't have any extra faces to put on, just the normal Craig face. — Ned Vizzini

A man can be called ruthless if he bombs a country to oblivion. A woman can be called ruthless if she puts you on hold. — Gloria Steinem

She always puts crisps in her sarnies. — Lesley Jones

Fate is a funny character. She puts obstacles in your path to see what character ye have. Life isn't fair,life is a test. — Melissa Francis

Angelina Jolie seems like she cries a lot, which puts me off. — Tucker Carlson

She's out of my league, but if she has herpes ...
That puts us in the same league!
The herpes league! — Rick Remender

Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock. — Henny Youngman

Nature is economical. She puts her lights and darks only where she needs them. — William Morris Hunt

When a woman puts up her fists to a man she is putting herself in the only posture in which he is not afraid of her. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

I love Jill Scott! I love everything she puts on, how she does her hair; everything about Jill Scott is amazing! — Yvette Nicole Brown

She puts one leg in the car and says, "I guess now you know you're not the only freak." It's the nicest thing she's ever said to me. — Jennifer Niven

The more original a short-story writer, the odder looking the assortment of things he or she puts together for a story. — Carol Bly

You don't smile enough, Coop.
I smile, I tell her defensively. She puts a hand on my shoulder and squares off with me.
But not like you mean it. — J.R. Richardson

There'll always be a McQueen woman. She's strong, powerful & when she puts a McQueen jacket on, she feels different. — Sarah Burton

She straightens her hair, puts on her eyeliner, glosses her lips & takes one last look in the mirror, all for a boy who will never care. — Unknown