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You said that if I ever lost a finger, I'd cry like a baby. But I didn't. I cried like a man. — Meljean Brook

A very wise old teacher once said: I consider a day's teaching wasted if we do not all have one hearty laugh. — Gilbert Highet

If you understood everything I said, you'd be me — Miles Davis

I would have picked up the artificial heart and thrown it on the floor and walked out and said he's dead if the press had not been there. — William DeVries

If I said I was madly in love with you you'd know I was lying. — Margaret Mitchell

You think of nothing but yourself. If you want to kill yourself, what's keeping you?' I said. Silence sat between out stares.
'Fear,' he said. — Ruta Sepetys

Repressively, Lymond himself answered. "I dislike being discussed as if I were a disease. Nobody 'got' me," he said. — Dorothy Dunnett

You're late, Kell", Dockson said, still not looking up from his ledgers.
"I strive for nothing if not consistency" - Kelsier — Brandon Sanderson

I don't know if he was English but he spoke like it. He said good afternoon when everybody else said hardy weather or she looks like rain. — Patrick McCabe

I asked my body if it was going to die or not from AIDS. And it said 'no.' I sort of paid attention to that. — Edmund White

If you ever find something worth singing for again", she said, a silent, fierce hope in her heart for his song, "I hope you will invite me to listen. — Nalini Singh

Do you know how irritating you are?" she said. "Because if you don't, I've got time. — Thea Harrison

Sato said softly, "Bottom-san, please to understand, if you call me 'motherfucker' again, I shall be forced to kill you. — Dan Simmons

Somebody asked me if I knew you. A million memories flashed through my mind but I just smiled and said I used to. — Wiz Khalifa

Someone asked me if a book is a he or a she.
I said - 'It's definitely your opposite sex that's why you want to hold it. — Shikha Kaul

I think it was Oscar Wilde who said, You wouldn't care about what other people thought about you if you realized how seldom they actually did. — Maria Semple

Marriage is slavery, I said. And when God made us human - if God exists - He didn't intend for us to be slaves to each other. — Viet Thanh Nguyen

Graymark," he said. "What a nice surprise." Luke stood up. "If you're surprised, you're an idiot," he said. "I didn't exactly arrive quietly. — Cassandra Clare

If you protest, if you think that death is a terrible thing, then you have not understood a word I've said. Farewell, hello, farewell, hello. — Kurt Vonnegut

Lucien," Gavriel said, "if you're proposing a duel, I believe she gets to pick the weapon. I hope she picks me. — Holly Black

If I ever went to Paris,' said Francis, unexpectedly pensive, 'I think I would be very happy ... — Jack Kerouac

I knew I wouldn't hold on to any friends if I said what I thought. — V.C. Andrews

Hey, uh, you know. Um. If you're alive, uh, call me." I looked at the screen and said, "It's Jane." I closed the phone, thinking, Lame. I am so lame. — Faith Hunter

Uh, I'm thankful for you all, even if you get on my nerves sometimes," Carmine said. "Oh, and orgasms ... definitely thankful for those. — J.M. Darhower

Peace for Israel," he said.
"Is that possible?" I drew closer.
"Yes, if we have peace with God first. — Rachelle Ayala

I challenged that assumption by returning to a full, productive life. I had behaved, Nichols said, "as if death was an option". — Lance Armstrong

MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT. — Patricia Briggs

I will die, however," he said quite seriously, "if you leave me again. Just watch me. — Julie Anne Long

I didn't do what they said I did. I may have done enough so that I don't know if I can prove my innocence. — Dick Morris

I would have said yes to abortion if only it was right. I mean, yeah it's right. Well no it's not right that's why I said no to it. — George W. Bush

I was 11 when I first said I wanted to become an actress, and everyone looked at me as if I had said I wanted to go to the moon. — Penelope Cruz

If I read in a paper that somebody has said something about me, I'm going to take it with a pinch of salt; I really am! — Kajol

I think I would feel more comfortable in this city," she said, "if I didn't know that our Mistborn had the volatile emotions of a teenage girl. — Brandon Sanderson

I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to do a big radio country album. — Daughn Gibson

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. — Dennis Miller

I don't go out much. I'm also not promiscuous. If I went out with everyone the press said I did, I'd never have time to write or sing. — Mariah Carey

Leah," he said, his voice rough with emotion. "I could suffer through anything if you were my reward. — Priscilla Glenn

I'm not stupid, nor a liar," I said, "and if I can't do any good, I can at least do something — Naomi Novik

Well, a change of scenery may be good for you," said Hobie when I went down to see him before I left. "Even if the scene isn't what you'd choose. — Donna Tartt

Sometimes I wonder," I said, "if people who are going to tell the truth shouldn't make sure first that they can defend themselves. — Saul Bellow

If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this. — Spencer Silver

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so ... yeah.' — Mitch Hedberg

You have lost your mind,"Jamie said coldly, the shock receding slightly. "Or I should think you had, if ye had one to lose. — Diana Gabaldon

I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe. — Richard Gere

You said I was supposed to shoot you if you even thiught about narriage before thirty. You want to amenr that? — Kristin Hannah

If you gave me $100 billion and said take away the soft drink leadership of Coca-Cola in the world, I'd give it back to you and say it can't be done. — Warren Buffett

Why would he do that? I thought
he said
he loved me." "As if I needed a reason to hate him more," Asher muttered, avoiding my gaze. — Jocelyn Davies

Grandma Vera said something I've treasured since: "If you read something often enough, no one can take it away from you." How — Terry L. Paulson

I guess, like some guy once said, if triangles invented a god, the chances are high it would have three sides. — Michael Marshall Smith

Of course I would change anything if John Cassavetes said so - it's his script. But he was very easy about that. — Gena Rowlands

You said you were bad for me."
"I am, but I'm starting to wonder if you might be good for me. — Sophie Oak

I think ... I said things to Silas. He'll be angry.'
'If he didn't care about you, you couldn't upset him,' was all she said. — Neil Gaiman

I assume you know me from somewhere," he said. "Did I ruin your sister's reputation? If so, I'm afraid she was quite forgettable. — Sean Williams

If I had said, "I don't stand a chance," one thing is clear: I wouldn't have. — Chuck Norris

If I could believe that this was said sincerely, I could put up with anything. — Jean Racine

My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you? — Anthony Jeselnik

[To the heckler who said, 'If you were my wife I'd poison you':] No, you wouldn't. I'd do it myself. — Emmeline Pankhurst

I don't want the world. I want you, Alec said, and Magnus closed his eyes, as if the words almost hurt. — Cassandra Clare

I said nothing. I'm good at saying nothing. I don't like talking. I could go the rest of my life without saying another word, if I had to. — Lee Child

If someone said, 'Sit down and write a 'Community' episode,' I would be panicked. — Jim Rash

I'll show them ... it'll really wipe the smiles off their faces if we win."
"Just as long as we're not wiping you off the field," said Hermione. — J.K. Rowling

It would be so much easier if I weren't determined to do what's best for everybody. Whoever said virtue was its own reward was full of crap. — Orson Scott Card

My grandmother said it very simply: "If you don't like dogs, you don't like humans, and vice versa." I really believe that. — Veronika Varekova

(Addie) I said. (If it had been you - if it were you trapped inside. If you were the one who couldn't move, I'd go back. I'd go back in a second.) — Kat Zhang

Got some things to do in the morning. How about if I pick you up?" "I can drive," she said. — Nicholas Sparks

I don't mind being disliked - I will be the one to step up and say what needs to be said if it helps one woman who comes after me. — Rose McGowan

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Trust me," I said, "from one sociopath to another: if you don't understand the reason for something, it's always love." He — Dan Wells

We said we'd never tour ... and we'll never do a tour, I don't think - or if we do it won't be longer than about two weeks. — Ian Curtis

What wish did you grant me?" Lolly asked. "I can't tell you," the little girl said very seriously. "But if you believe, it will come true. — Viola Shipman

She said I could have a seat on the couch if I wanted to, but I told her I didn't believe in leather, so I stood. — Jonathan Safran Foer

Come and see us if you feel like it,' she said. 'I always expect people to ask themselves. Life is too short to send out invitations. — Daphne Du Maurier

-I think you are inhuman. If I leave you, who will you go to? Would you find another lover?
I said nothing.
-Deny it,damn you! — Michael Ondaatje

How many hearts would be invaded for the wrong reasons, if each time you said "I love you", you meant it? — Pleasefindthis

Nelson Mandela once said "I can't help it if the ladies take note of me; I'm not going to protest." — Kumi Naidoo

As my great friend Aristotle said, 'If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.' I'm not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee. — Shaquille O'Neal

If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!" — Mitch Hedberg

Is it something I said?" Jane asked. And if so, which sentence? There had been so many of them, after all. — Courtney Milan

She hit him. Hard. Right in the face ...
"Holy shit," said Quinn. "Would it be wrong if I applaud? — Brigid Kemmerer

Naah, don't ruin what I just said... if it's not possible, leave it as possible. — Deyth Banger

I paid him," Lawford said indignantly.
"If you want a job done properly," Sharpe said, "you do it yourself. Hell! — Bernard Cornwell

If you do that any more I'll have you whether you want to be had or not, he said, and I could tell he meant it. — Charlaine Harris

Now I know. If God himself stood before me and said, "Give me that child, that I might slaughter him," I would tell him, "BITE ME! — Julie McGalliard

If i sa thank you, will you go away?"
"Yes"
"Thank you" I said eagerly.
"I lied"
"What?" I looked up at him, frowning. "That's messed up — Jennifer L. Armentrout

When I said I was born a feminist, I was born thinking woman are equal to men, if not stronger than men. That's the way I always was. — Ingrid Michaelson

Loving someone isn't dumb," Henry said. "I mean, I don't know a whole lot about love, but I don't think it's dumb if it's real. — Heather Davis

Are these real diamonds?" I once asked, and she said, "Why have them if they're not? — Elizabeth Berg

You'll get what's coming to you some day, Brekker."
"I will," said Kaz, "if there's any justice in the world. And we all know how likely that is. — Leigh Bardugo

If I blink she'll disappear," he told her. She looked at him and said,"Maybe that is the best thing for you. — Donna Lynn Hope

God, don't laugh!" Jamie said, alarmed. "I didna mean to make ye laugh! Christ, Jenny will kill me if ye cough up a lung and die out here! — Diana Gabaldon

I said to my friends that if I was going to starve, I might as well starve where the food is good. — Virgil Thomson

Oh, Kanga," said Pooh, after Rabbit had winked at him twice, "I don't know if you are interested in Poetry at all?" "Hardly at all," said Kanga. — A.A. Milne

I don't have any regrets. If I could have talked to my 19- or 20-year-old self, I would have said, 'You're going to be fine. It ain't that serious!' — Queen Latifah

When I was a kid, my mother said, 'Stephen if you were a girl, you'd always be pregnant. — Stephen King

Am I very late?" she asked the Chief, smiling at him. She might just as well have asked if she was ugly. "No!" the Chief said. — J.D. Salinger

If I said that I couldn't live without Tom, it wouldn't be true. Of course I can live without him. It's just that it isn't going to be much fun. — Anna Maxted

If the Bible had said that Jonah swallowed the whale, I would believe it. — William Jennings Bryan

If somebody had come to me and said will you move heroin, I would have told them no. — George Jung

They're beautiful. But sad.' Everything's sad if you make it so, I said. — John Fowles

What would I have said to him if I'd known I would never see him again? — Jennifer Niven