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If I Said Quotes By Meljean Brook: You said that if I ever lost a

You said that if I ever lost a finger, I'd cry like a baby. But I didn't. I cried like a man. — Meljean Brook

If I Said Quotes By Gilbert Highet: A very wise old teacher once said: I

A very wise old teacher once said: I consider a day's teaching wasted if we do not all have one hearty laugh. — Gilbert Highet

If I Said Quotes By Miles Davis: If you understood everything I said, you'd be

If you understood everything I said, you'd be me — Miles Davis

If I Said Quotes By William DeVries: I would have picked up the artificial heart

I would have picked up the artificial heart and thrown it on the floor and walked out and said he's dead if the press had not been there. — William DeVries

If I Said Quotes By Margaret Mitchell: If I said I was madly in love

If I said I was madly in love with you you'd know I was lying. — Margaret Mitchell

If I Said Quotes By Ruta Sepetys: You think of nothing but yourself. If you

You think of nothing but yourself. If you want to kill yourself, what's keeping you?' I said. Silence sat between out stares.
'Fear,' he said. — Ruta Sepetys

If I Said Quotes By Dorothy Dunnett: Repressively, Lymond himself answered. "I dislike being discussed

Repressively, Lymond himself answered. "I dislike being discussed as if I were a disease. Nobody 'got' me," he said. — Dorothy Dunnett

If I Said Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: You're late, Kell", Dockson said, still not looking

You're late, Kell", Dockson said, still not looking up from his ledgers.
"I strive for nothing if not consistency" - Kelsier — Brandon Sanderson

If I Said Quotes By Patrick McCabe: I don't know if he was English but

I don't know if he was English but he spoke like it. He said good afternoon when everybody else said hardy weather or she looks like rain. — Patrick McCabe

If I Said Quotes By Edmund White: I asked my body if it was going

I asked my body if it was going to die or not from AIDS. And it said 'no.' I sort of paid attention to that. — Edmund White

If I Said Quotes By Nalini Singh: If you ever find something worth singing for

If you ever find something worth singing for again", she said, a silent, fierce hope in her heart for his song, "I hope you will invite me to listen. — Nalini Singh

If I Said Quotes By Thea Harrison: Do you know how irritating you are?" she

Do you know how irritating you are?" she said. "Because if you don't, I've got time. — Thea Harrison

If I Said Quotes By Dan Simmons: Sato said softly, "Bottom-san, please to understand, if

Sato said softly, "Bottom-san, please to understand, if you call me 'motherfucker' again, I shall be forced to kill you. — Dan Simmons

If I Said Quotes By Wiz Khalifa: Somebody asked me if I knew you. A

Somebody asked me if I knew you. A million memories flashed through my mind but I just smiled and said I used to. — Wiz Khalifa

If I Said Quotes By Shikha Kaul: Someone asked me if a book is a

Someone asked me if a book is a he or a she.
I said - 'It's definitely your opposite sex that's why you want to hold it. — Shikha Kaul

If I Said Quotes By Maria Semple: I think it was Oscar Wilde who said,

I think it was Oscar Wilde who said, You wouldn't care about what other people thought about you if you realized how seldom they actually did. — Maria Semple

If I Said Quotes By Viet Thanh Nguyen: Marriage is slavery, I said. And when God

Marriage is slavery, I said. And when God made us human - if God exists - He didn't intend for us to be slaves to each other. — Viet Thanh Nguyen

If I Said Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Graymark," he said. "What a nice surprise." Luke

Graymark," he said. "What a nice surprise." Luke stood up. "If you're surprised, you're an idiot," he said. "I didn't exactly arrive quietly. — Cassandra Clare

If I Said Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: If you protest, if you think that death

If you protest, if you think that death is a terrible thing, then you have not understood a word I've said. Farewell, hello, farewell, hello. — Kurt Vonnegut

If I Said Quotes By Holly Black: Lucien," Gavriel said, "if you're proposing a duel,

Lucien," Gavriel said, "if you're proposing a duel, I believe she gets to pick the weapon. I hope she picks me. — Holly Black

If I Said Quotes By Jack Kerouac: If I ever went to Paris,' said Francis,

If I ever went to Paris,' said Francis, unexpectedly pensive, 'I think I would be very happy ... — Jack Kerouac

If I Said Quotes By V.C. Andrews: I knew I wouldn't hold on to any

I knew I wouldn't hold on to any friends if I said what I thought. — V.C. Andrews

If I Said Quotes By Faith Hunter: Hey, uh, you know. Um. If you're alive,

Hey, uh, you know. Um. If you're alive, uh, call me." I looked at the screen and said, "It's Jane." I closed the phone, thinking, Lame. I am so lame. — Faith Hunter

If I Said Quotes By J.M. Darhower: Uh, I'm thankful for you all, even if

Uh, I'm thankful for you all, even if you get on my nerves sometimes," Carmine said. "Oh, and orgasms ... definitely thankful for those. — J.M. Darhower

If I Said Quotes By Rachelle Ayala: Peace for Israel," he said."Is that possible?" I

Peace for Israel," he said.
"Is that possible?" I drew closer.
"Yes, if we have peace with God first. — Rachelle Ayala

If I Said Quotes By Lance Armstrong: I challenged that assumption by returning to a

I challenged that assumption by returning to a full, productive life. I had behaved, Nichols said, "as if death was an option". — Lance Armstrong

If I Said Quotes By Patricia Briggs: MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters,

MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT. — Patricia Briggs

If I Said Quotes By Julie Anne Long: I will die, however," he said quite seriously,

I will die, however," he said quite seriously, "if you leave me again. Just watch me. — Julie Anne Long

If I Said Quotes By Dick Morris: I didn't do what they said I did.

I didn't do what they said I did. I may have done enough so that I don't know if I can prove my innocence. — Dick Morris

If I Said Quotes By George W. Bush: I would have said yes to abortion if

I would have said yes to abortion if only it was right. I mean, yeah it's right. Well no it's not right that's why I said no to it. — George W. Bush

If I Said Quotes By Penelope Cruz: I was 11 when I first said I

I was 11 when I first said I wanted to become an actress, and everyone looked at me as if I had said I wanted to go to the moon. — Penelope Cruz

If I Said Quotes By Kajol: If I read in a paper that somebody

If I read in a paper that somebody has said something about me, I'm going to take it with a pinch of salt; I really am! — Kajol

If I Said Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: I think I would feel more comfortable in

I think I would feel more comfortable in this city," she said, "if I didn't know that our Mistborn had the volatile emotions of a teenage girl. — Brandon Sanderson

If I Said Quotes By Daughn Gibson: I'd be lying if I said I didn't

I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to do a big radio country album. — Daughn Gibson

If I Said Quotes By Dennis Miller: I went to a bookstore and asked the

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. — Dennis Miller

If I Said Quotes By Mariah Carey: I don't go out much. I'm also not

I don't go out much. I'm also not promiscuous. If I went out with everyone the press said I did, I'd never have time to write or sing. — Mariah Carey

If I Said Quotes By Priscilla Glenn: Leah," he said, his voice rough with emotion.

Leah," he said, his voice rough with emotion. "I could suffer through anything if you were my reward. — Priscilla Glenn

If I Said Quotes By Naomi Novik: I'm not stupid, nor a liar," I said,

I'm not stupid, nor a liar," I said, "and if I can't do any good, I can at least do something — Naomi Novik

If I Said Quotes By Donna Tartt: Well, a change of scenery may be good

Well, a change of scenery may be good for you," said Hobie when I went down to see him before I left. "Even if the scene isn't what you'd choose. — Donna Tartt

If I Said Quotes By Saul Bellow: Sometimes I wonder," I said, "if people who

Sometimes I wonder," I said, "if people who are going to tell the truth shouldn't make sure first that they can defend themselves. — Saul Bellow

If I Said Quotes By Spencer Silver: If I had thought about it, I wouldn't

If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this. — Spencer Silver

If I Said Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: My friend asked me if I wanted a

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so ... yeah.' — Mitch Hedberg

If I Said Quotes By Diana Gabaldon: You have lost your mind,"Jamie said coldly, the

You have lost your mind,"Jamie said coldly, the shock receding slightly. "Or I should think you had, if ye had one to lose. — Diana Gabaldon

If I Said Quotes By Richard Gere: I know who I am. No one else

I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe. — Richard Gere

If I Said Quotes By Kristin Hannah: You said I was supposed to shoot you

You said I was supposed to shoot you if you even thiught about narriage before thirty. You want to amenr that? — Kristin Hannah

If I Said Quotes By Warren Buffett: If you gave me $100 billion and said

If you gave me $100 billion and said take away the soft drink leadership of Coca-Cola in the world, I'd give it back to you and say it can't be done. — Warren Buffett

If I Said Quotes By Jocelyn Davies: Why would he do that? I thoughthe saidhe

Why would he do that? I thought
he said
he loved me." "As if I needed a reason to hate him more," Asher muttered, avoiding my gaze. — Jocelyn Davies

If I Said Quotes By Terry L. Paulson: Grandma Vera said something I've treasured since: "If

Grandma Vera said something I've treasured since: "If you read something often enough, no one can take it away from you." How — Terry L. Paulson

If I Said Quotes By Michael Marshall Smith: I guess, like some guy once said, if

I guess, like some guy once said, if triangles invented a god, the chances are high it would have three sides. — Michael Marshall Smith

If I Said Quotes By Gena Rowlands: Of course I would change anything if John

Of course I would change anything if John Cassavetes said so - it's his script. But he was very easy about that. — Gena Rowlands

If I Said Quotes By Sophie Oak: You said you were bad for me.""I am,

You said you were bad for me."
"I am, but I'm starting to wonder if you might be good for me. — Sophie Oak

If I Said Quotes By Neil Gaiman: I think ... I said things to Silas.

I think ... I said things to Silas. He'll be angry.'
'If he didn't care about you, you couldn't upset him,' was all she said. — Neil Gaiman

If I Said Quotes By Sean Williams: I assume you know me from somewhere," he

I assume you know me from somewhere," he said. "Did I ruin your sister's reputation? If so, I'm afraid she was quite forgettable. — Sean Williams

If I Said Quotes By Chuck Norris: If I had said, "I don't stand a

If I had said, "I don't stand a chance," one thing is clear: I wouldn't have. — Chuck Norris

If I Said Quotes By Jean Racine: If I could believe that this was said

If I could believe that this was said sincerely, I could put up with anything. — Jean Racine

If I Said Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said

My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you? — Anthony Jeselnik

If I Said Quotes By Emmeline Pankhurst: [To the heckler who said, 'If you were

[To the heckler who said, 'If you were my wife I'd poison you':] No, you wouldn't. I'd do it myself. — Emmeline Pankhurst

If I Said Quotes By Cassandra Clare: I don't want the world. I want you,

I don't want the world. I want you, Alec said, and Magnus closed his eyes, as if the words almost hurt. — Cassandra Clare

If I Said Quotes By Lee Child: I said nothing. I'm good at saying nothing.

I said nothing. I'm good at saying nothing. I don't like talking. I could go the rest of my life without saying another word, if I had to. — Lee Child

If I Said Quotes By Jim Rash: If someone said, 'Sit down and write a

If someone said, 'Sit down and write a 'Community' episode,' I would be panicked. — Jim Rash

If I Said Quotes By J.K. Rowling: I'll show them ... it'll really wipe the

I'll show them ... it'll really wipe the smiles off their faces if we win."
"Just as long as we're not wiping you off the field," said Hermione. — J.K. Rowling

If I Said Quotes By Orson Scott Card: It would be so much easier if I

It would be so much easier if I weren't determined to do what's best for everybody. Whoever said virtue was its own reward was full of crap. — Orson Scott Card

If I Said Quotes By Veronika Varekova: My grandmother said it very simply: "If you

My grandmother said it very simply: "If you don't like dogs, you don't like humans, and vice versa." I really believe that. — Veronika Varekova

If I Said Quotes By Kat Zhang: (Addie) I said. (If it had been you

(Addie) I said. (If it had been you - if it were you trapped inside. If you were the one who couldn't move, I'd go back. I'd go back in a second.) — Kat Zhang

If I Said Quotes By Nicholas Sparks: Got some things to do in the morning.

Got some things to do in the morning. How about if I pick you up?" "I can drive," she said. — Nicholas Sparks

If I Said Quotes By Rose McGowan: I don't mind being disliked - I will

I don't mind being disliked - I will be the one to step up and say what needs to be said if it helps one woman who comes after me. — Rose McGowan

If I Said Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: She asked if I loved another woman, so

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

If I Said Quotes By Dan Wells: Trust me," I said, "from one sociopath to

Trust me," I said, "from one sociopath to another: if you don't understand the reason for something, it's always love." He — Dan Wells

If I Said Quotes By Ian Curtis: We said we'd never tour ... and we'll

We said we'd never tour ... and we'll never do a tour, I don't think - or if we do it won't be longer than about two weeks. — Ian Curtis

If I Said Quotes By Viola Shipman: What wish did you grant me?" Lolly asked.

What wish did you grant me?" Lolly asked. "I can't tell you," the little girl said very seriously. "But if you believe, it will come true. — Viola Shipman

If I Said Quotes By Jonathan Safran Foer: She said I could have a seat on

She said I could have a seat on the couch if I wanted to, but I told her I didn't believe in leather, so I stood. — Jonathan Safran Foer

If I Said Quotes By Daphne Du Maurier: Come and see us if you feel like

Come and see us if you feel like it,' she said. 'I always expect people to ask themselves. Life is too short to send out invitations. — Daphne Du Maurier

If I Said Quotes By Michael Ondaatje: -I think you are inhuman. If I leave

-I think you are inhuman. If I leave you, who will you go to? Would you find another lover?
I said nothing.
-Deny it,damn you! — Michael Ondaatje

If I Said Quotes By Pleasefindthis: How many hearts would be invaded for the

How many hearts would be invaded for the wrong reasons, if each time you said "I love you", you meant it? — Pleasefindthis

If I Said Quotes By Kumi Naidoo: Nelson Mandela once said "I can't help it

Nelson Mandela once said "I can't help it if the ladies take note of me; I'm not going to protest." — Kumi Naidoo

If I Said Quotes By Shaquille O'Neal: As my great friend Aristotle said, 'If you

As my great friend Aristotle said, 'If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.' I'm not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee. — Shaquille O'Neal

If I Said Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If I was a mechanic and someone called

If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!" — Mitch Hedberg

If I Said Quotes By Courtney Milan: Is it something I said?" Jane asked. And

Is it something I said?" Jane asked. And if so, which sentence? There had been so many of them, after all. — Courtney Milan

If I Said Quotes By Brigid Kemmerer: She hit him. Hard. Right in the face

She hit him. Hard. Right in the face ...
"Holy shit," said Quinn. "Would it be wrong if I applaud? — Brigid Kemmerer

If I Said Quotes By Deyth Banger: Naah, don't ruin what I just said... if

Naah, don't ruin what I just said... if it's not possible, leave it as possible. — Deyth Banger

If I Said Quotes By Bernard Cornwell: I paid him," Lawford said indignantly."If you want

I paid him," Lawford said indignantly.
"If you want a job done properly," Sharpe said, "you do it yourself. Hell! — Bernard Cornwell

If I Said Quotes By Charlaine Harris: If you do that any more I'll have

If you do that any more I'll have you whether you want to be had or not, he said, and I could tell he meant it. — Charlaine Harris

If I Said Quotes By Julie McGalliard: Now I know. If God himself stood before

Now I know. If God himself stood before me and said, "Give me that child, that I might slaughter him," I would tell him, "BITE ME! — Julie McGalliard

If I Said Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: If i sa thank you, will you go

If i sa thank you, will you go away?"
"Yes"
"Thank you" I said eagerly.
"I lied"
"What?" I looked up at him, frowning. "That's messed up — Jennifer L. Armentrout

If I Said Quotes By Ingrid Michaelson: When I said I was born a feminist,

When I said I was born a feminist, I was born thinking woman are equal to men, if not stronger than men. That's the way I always was. — Ingrid Michaelson

If I Said Quotes By Heather Davis: Loving someone isn't dumb," Henry said. "I mean,

Loving someone isn't dumb," Henry said. "I mean, I don't know a whole lot about love, but I don't think it's dumb if it's real. — Heather Davis

If I Said Quotes By Elizabeth Berg: Are these real diamonds?" I once asked, and

Are these real diamonds?" I once asked, and she said, "Why have them if they're not? — Elizabeth Berg

If I Said Quotes By Leigh Bardugo: You'll get what's coming to you some day,

You'll get what's coming to you some day, Brekker."
"I will," said Kaz, "if there's any justice in the world. And we all know how likely that is. — Leigh Bardugo

If I Said Quotes By Donna Lynn Hope: If I blink she'll disappear," he told her.

If I blink she'll disappear," he told her. She looked at him and said,"Maybe that is the best thing for you. — Donna Lynn Hope

If I Said Quotes By Diana Gabaldon: God, don't laugh!" Jamie said, alarmed. "I didna

God, don't laugh!" Jamie said, alarmed. "I didna mean to make ye laugh! Christ, Jenny will kill me if ye cough up a lung and die out here! — Diana Gabaldon

If I Said Quotes By Virgil Thomson: I said to my friends that if I

I said to my friends that if I was going to starve, I might as well starve where the food is good. — Virgil Thomson

If I Said Quotes By A.A. Milne: Oh, Kanga," said Pooh, after Rabbit had winked

Oh, Kanga," said Pooh, after Rabbit had winked at him twice, "I don't know if you are interested in Poetry at all?" "Hardly at all," said Kanga. — A.A. Milne

If I Said Quotes By Queen Latifah: I don't have any regrets. If I could

I don't have any regrets. If I could have talked to my 19- or 20-year-old self, I would have said, 'You're going to be fine. It ain't that serious!' — Queen Latifah

If I Said Quotes By Stephen King: When I was a kid, my mother said,

When I was a kid, my mother said, 'Stephen if you were a girl, you'd always be pregnant. — Stephen King

If I Said Quotes By J.D. Salinger: Am I very late?" she asked the Chief,

Am I very late?" she asked the Chief, smiling at him. She might just as well have asked if she was ugly. "No!" the Chief said. — J.D. Salinger

If I Said Quotes By Anna Maxted: If I said that I couldn't live without

If I said that I couldn't live without Tom, it wouldn't be true. Of course I can live without him. It's just that it isn't going to be much fun. — Anna Maxted

If I Said Quotes By William Jennings Bryan: If the Bible had said that Jonah swallowed

If the Bible had said that Jonah swallowed the whale, I would believe it. — William Jennings Bryan

If I Said Quotes By George Jung: If somebody had come to me and said

If somebody had come to me and said will you move heroin, I would have told them no. — George Jung

If I Said Quotes By John Fowles: They're beautiful. But sad.' Everything's sad if you

They're beautiful. But sad.' Everything's sad if you make it so, I said. — John Fowles

If I Said Quotes By Jennifer Niven: What would I have said to him if

What would I have said to him if I'd known I would never see him again? — Jennifer Niven