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If I Piss You Off Quotes By Eminem: God sent me to piss the world off!

God sent me to piss the world off! — Eminem

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Jamie McGuire: Fuckity Squared, remind me to never piss you

Fuckity Squared, remind me to never piss you off. — Jamie McGuire

If I Piss You Off Quotes By P.J. Parrish: If you stand with one foot in the

If you stand with one foot in the past and the other foot in the future, Matt, all you do is piss on the present. — P.J. Parrish

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Ziad K. Abdelnour: Don't be afraid to make people mad. Your

Don't be afraid to make people mad. Your honesty will inspire your true followers. I piss off tons of people every day. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Shit," he says helplessly. "No - piss," I

Shit," he says helplessly. "No - piss," I say, like Oscar fucking Wilde. — Caitlin Moran

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Simon Dunn: This was going to be the best cup

This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle sip. Motherfuckers. It was coffee. — Simon Dunn

If I Piss You Off Quotes By George R R Martin: I'd sooner drink a pint of piss than

I'd sooner drink a pint of piss than take the word of any Frey. — George R R Martin

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Sarah Blakley-Cartwright: If you're the wolf, though, I'll chop off

If you're the wolf, though, I'll chop off your head and piss down the hole — Sarah Blakley-Cartwright

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Mary Norris: The seven words George Carlin said you couldn't

The seven words George Carlin said you couldn't say on TV or radio ("fuck," "piss," "shit," "cunt," "motherfucker," "cocksucker," and "tits"). — Mary Norris

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Gerard Way: Rock 'n' roll is not red carpets and

Rock 'n' roll is not red carpets and MySpace friends, rock'n'roll is dangerous and should piss people off — Gerard Way

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Matt Haig: Humans, in the day that has been the

Humans, in the day that has been the Earth, have been here for less than a minute. We're a late-night piss in the toilet, that's all we are. — Matt Haig

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Eve Langlais: I have PMS and GPS, which means if

I have PMS and GPS, which means if you piss me off, I will find you. — Eve Langlais

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Tad Williams: What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real,

What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real, you? If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I not kick you up the arse? — Tad Williams

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: I don't like this, Artemis. I'm not a

I don't like this, Artemis. I'm not a dog to be chained outside your house because you're afraid I'll piss on your rug. (Acheron) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Kate Hattemer: Cat piss and porcupines!

Cat piss and porcupines! — Kate Hattemer

If I Piss You Off Quotes By G.A. Aiken: Go on," he offered magnanimously. "Feel free to

Go on," he offered magnanimously. "Feel free to piss on yourselves and
cower helplessly."
Gods, sometimes his generosity overwhelmed him. — G.A. Aiken

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Michael O'Leary: We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off. — Michael O'Leary

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Julian Barnes: The work of art is a pyramid which

The work of art is a pyramid which stands in the desert, uselessly: jackals piss at the base of it, and bourgeois clamber to the top of it; — Julian Barnes

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Laurell K. Hamilton: I decided not to answer on the grounds

I decided not to answer on the grounds that I might piss someone off. — Laurell K. Hamilton

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Dan Harris: When you have one foot in the future

When you have one foot in the future and the other in the past, you piss on the present. — Dan Harris

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Jennifer Estep: This is the first time I've dated an

This is the first time I've dated an assassin. I don't want to piss her off. — Jennifer Estep

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Orson Scott Card: Bonzo, he pre-cise. He so careful, he piss

Bonzo, he pre-cise. He so careful, he piss on a plate and never splash. — Orson Scott Card

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Johnny Unitas: I wouldn't walk across the street to piss

I wouldn't walk across the street to piss down Don Shula's throat if he was on fire. — Johnny Unitas

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Melanie Finn: Some things in life are certain; death, taxes,

Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off. — Melanie Finn

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Phil Campion: The Seven Ps': Prior Planning and Preparation Prevents

The Seven Ps': Prior Planning and Preparation Prevents Piss-Poor Performance. — Phil Campion

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Dan Savage: One man's piss-soaked sadomasochistic orgy is another man's

One man's piss-soaked sadomasochistic orgy is another man's poetic ecstasy. — Dan Savage

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Joanna Wylde: Why hasn't Marie shot you yet?" "Because I'm

Why hasn't Marie shot you yet?" "Because I'm not in denial about what my cock wants," Horse replied. "I piss her off, I get no pussy. Watch and learn. — Joanna Wylde

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Hannah Moskowitz: How's everything going, Jonah? This question is enough

How's everything going, Jonah? This question is enough to piss me off. I hate counselors ... I have Naomi. I don't need this crap. — Hannah Moskowitz

If I Piss You Off Quotes By T.A. Uner: Killing is nothing to be in awe of,

Killing is nothing to be in awe of, it's like taking a piss, you do it only when you have to. — T.A. Uner

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Jimmy Buffett: I've done a bit of smuggling, I've run

I've done a bit of smuggling, I've run my share of grass. I made enough money to buy Miami, but I piss it away so fast. — Jimmy Buffett

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Tom Russell: If man can't piss in his own front

If man can't piss in his own front yard, then he's living too close to town! — Tom Russell

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Eminem: Sixty slutz all of them dying from asphyxia/after

Sixty slutz all of them dying from asphyxia/after they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippie cup — Eminem

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Jim Harrison: The danger of civilization, of course, is that

The danger of civilization, of course, is that you will piss away your life on nonsense. — Jim Harrison

If I Piss You Off Quotes By R.L. Mathewson: All that mattered was that he could look

All that mattered was that he could look forward to aggravating the piss out of Rory each and every night. — R.L. Mathewson

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Guy Vanderhaeghe: Most of those characters with all the answers

Most of those characters with all the answers couldn't poor piss out of a rubber boot if they read the instructions printed on the sole. — Guy Vanderhaeghe

If I Piss You Off Quotes By Melanie Brown: You've gotta be business savvy really, or else

You've gotta be business savvy really, or else you get the piss taken out of you. — Melanie Brown