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God sent me to piss the world off! — Eminem

Fuckity Squared, remind me to never piss you off. — Jamie McGuire

If you stand with one foot in the past and the other foot in the future, Matt, all you do is piss on the present. — P.J. Parrish

Don't be afraid to make people mad. Your honesty will inspire your true followers. I piss off tons of people every day. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

Shit," he says helplessly. "No - piss," I say, like Oscar fucking Wilde. — Caitlin Moran

This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle sip. Motherfuckers. It was coffee. — Simon Dunn

I'd sooner drink a pint of piss than take the word of any Frey. — George R R Martin

If you're the wolf, though, I'll chop off your head and piss down the hole — Sarah Blakley-Cartwright

The seven words George Carlin said you couldn't say on TV or radio ("fuck," "piss," "shit," "cunt," "motherfucker," "cocksucker," and "tits"). — Mary Norris

Rock 'n' roll is not red carpets and MySpace friends, rock'n'roll is dangerous and should piss people off — Gerard Way

Humans, in the day that has been the Earth, have been here for less than a minute. We're a late-night piss in the toilet, that's all we are. — Matt Haig

I have PMS and GPS, which means if you piss me off, I will find you. — Eve Langlais

What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real, you? If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I not kick you up the arse? — Tad Williams

I don't like this, Artemis. I'm not a dog to be chained outside your house because you're afraid I'll piss on your rug. (Acheron) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Cat piss and porcupines! — Kate Hattemer

Go on," he offered magnanimously. "Feel free to piss on yourselves and
cower helplessly."
Gods, sometimes his generosity overwhelmed him. — G.A. Aiken

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off. — Michael O'Leary

The work of art is a pyramid which stands in the desert, uselessly: jackals piss at the base of it, and bourgeois clamber to the top of it; — Julian Barnes

I decided not to answer on the grounds that I might piss someone off. — Laurell K. Hamilton

When you have one foot in the future and the other in the past, you piss on the present. — Dan Harris

This is the first time I've dated an assassin. I don't want to piss her off. — Jennifer Estep

Bonzo, he pre-cise. He so careful, he piss on a plate and never splash. — Orson Scott Card

I wouldn't walk across the street to piss down Don Shula's throat if he was on fire. — Johnny Unitas

Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off. — Melanie Finn

The Seven Ps': Prior Planning and Preparation Prevents Piss-Poor Performance. — Phil Campion

One man's piss-soaked sadomasochistic orgy is another man's poetic ecstasy. — Dan Savage

Why hasn't Marie shot you yet?" "Because I'm not in denial about what my cock wants," Horse replied. "I piss her off, I get no pussy. Watch and learn. — Joanna Wylde

How's everything going, Jonah? This question is enough to piss me off. I hate counselors ... I have Naomi. I don't need this crap. — Hannah Moskowitz

Killing is nothing to be in awe of, it's like taking a piss, you do it only when you have to. — T.A. Uner

I've done a bit of smuggling, I've run my share of grass. I made enough money to buy Miami, but I piss it away so fast. — Jimmy Buffett

If man can't piss in his own front yard, then he's living too close to town! — Tom Russell

Sixty slutz all of them dying from asphyxia/after they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippie cup — Eminem

The danger of civilization, of course, is that you will piss away your life on nonsense. — Jim Harrison

All that mattered was that he could look forward to aggravating the piss out of Rory each and every night. — R.L. Mathewson

Most of those characters with all the answers couldn't poor piss out of a rubber boot if they read the instructions printed on the sole. — Guy Vanderhaeghe

You've gotta be business savvy really, or else you get the piss taken out of you. — Melanie Brown