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Go then." I shrugged. "And if you lock yourself out of your car don't call me. I won't be answering my cell phone. — Penny Reid

I don't know if you call a burger 'recession food.' It's comfort food. — Michael Mina

If I wasn't a decent woman I'd heist a leg and pee in your ear until it washed out that stinking pile of crap you call brains. — Jim Thompson

What if I they didn't call me the Evil Queen, would you have thought of me as an angel? — Cameron Jace

If we meet in person, then you can't call me Ghost anymore. I won't be a ghost. I'll be real. — Jessica Love

Don't leave a message," his voicemail said. "If you do, I might call you back. We could end up communicating, and that would be awkward. — K.D. Sarge

Oh, if only you knew yourselves! You are souls; you are Gods. If ever I feel like blaspheming, it is when I call you man. — Swami Vivekananda

I call you domina because that's what you are," Samuel insisted.
"It's what I was. Now I'm just Brie. What if I only called you pathfinder? — Kenya Wright

I'll wait out here until the two of you are finished. Just call out if you need anything. Like a priest, cop, or lion tamer. (Aimee) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget ... he didn't lose your number ... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you. — John Wayne

It is very, very hard to do that ballroom dancing and I am going to be nowhere near it. Now if you have a hot dog eating contest, call me. — Daymond John

It's your call. You want to go back home, go ahead. But if I were you, I wouldn't. Home is death. — Jeff Abbott

I can't criticize what I don't understand. If you want to call this art, you've got the benefit of all my doubts. — Charles Rosin

If radio news is to be regarded as a commodity, only acceptable when saleable, then I don't care what you call it - I say it isn't news. — Edward R. Murrow

If I call him back here," Cooper whispered in her ear, "will you crawl up my body again? — Jill Shalvis

Sato said softly, "Bottom-san, please to understand, if you call me 'motherfucker' again, I shall be forced to kill you. — Dan Simmons

I mean, if you degrade someone, you isolate them, you control them, you call them names, you demean them. That's a horrible existence for people. — Phil McGraw

If you live," I whispered, "I'll let you call me your dear. I won't complain, I promise. — Kiera Cass

Maybe I should call Aaya!(Shigure)
If you call him ... (Yuki)
I'll make you eat that phone.(Kyou)
-Shigure-san,Yuki-san, Kyou-kun Shoma — Natsuki Takaya

I try to keep the happy memories. If that's what you call selective memories, I'm good with that. — Nicole Williams

If I had my phone with me, I could try to call her, but I'm not sure my calling plan covers interdimensional roaming.-Camedon — Emily Hainsworth

Ready for us to get it on, aint got a love to call steady.. Hope it aint like that for long, I'll be your friend if you let me — Drake

On the one blind date I went on, I had a backup. If I texted you the code word, you call and say my dogs are sick. — Britt Robertson

If you're not able to laugh inside a sex shop,
then you probably shouldn't be there.
I mean, they don't call it fooling around for nothing. — David Levithan

If in anything I have faith in something you could call the human spirit - I have faith it will always save itself at the last minute. — Vashti Bunyan

As to the whiskers, having never worn any, do you not think people would call it a piece of silly affectation if I were to begin it now? — Abraham Lincoln

It is fate that I am here,' George persisted, 'but you can call it Italy if it makes you less unhappy. — E. M. Forster

If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. That's ridiculous. If I have a gun, what in the hell do I have to be paranoid about? — Clint Smith

That's all nonsense," said Curdie. "I don't know what you mean."
"Then if you don't know what I mean, what right have you to call it nonsense? — George MacDonald

If you kill him, call me. I'm bound by doctor client privilege.
Really?
No, but the courts make exceptions for assholes. — Alex Adams

Well aren't you a prick." If a prick turns down a girl that's been pounded more times than a basketball court, then by all means, call me a prick. I — Randa Lynn

Rolled my eyes. "Dr. Green ... " "Sean." I stopped, blinking after him. "Hm?" "My name is Sean. You can call me Sean, if you want. — C.L.Stone

I always see where I didn't do things the right way. I only see the heavy lifting. That's a bit of my wisdom, if you want to call it that. — Vera Wang

If you pursued something that you felt strongly about, then I call that success. — Adora Svitak

-If you were a girl,Jack said to Dell, I'd marry you.
-No. You'd just have sex with me then never call me. — Nora Roberts

I am a sensitive writer, actor and director. Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. — Sylvester Stallone

The way I look at it is this: If you try to obey the law, and the judges call you a criminal anyway, then you might as well live up to the name. — Ken Liu

It is important to say "sir" at these moments. And if they ever call you by your first-middle-last name, you better watch out. I'm telling you. — Stephen Chbosky

If you want to call me names, make jokes and doubt my intentions, go ahead, because the reality is I can take it. — Caitlyn Jenner

I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture. — Al Yankovic

B, I swear, if you call her a cougar to her face, I will buy you a car." Carwyn snickered. "A house. Maybe even an island. — Elizabeth Hunter

Call me a nerd if you like, but I do find it hard to leave home without my laptop and a good book. — Moby

Even then, Faith. Even then. If you call for me, I'll come. — Nalini Singh

I tell people, 'If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.' — Dick Gregory

Am I addressing the White Queen?' 'Well, yes, if you call that a-dressing, — Lewis Carroll

I wouldn't have been what you'd call a champion if I had accepted failure when it first came, if I had looked at it and said, 'Well, that's it.' — Shirley Strickland

You can call it ugly if you want, but I'd call it a win. — Brian Urlacher

If you remove tone from music, you have something, but what? I find it difficult to call it music. — Tamas Vasary

If you go into what I call a bubble boom, every bubble bursts. — Margaret Thatcher

What if you spent some alone time every morning? Call it prayer. Call it planning. Call it centering. I call it a powerful way to begin the day. — Steve Goodier

Democracy is the worst kind of government, I'm sorry. Would you still call yourself a Christian if they elected a new Jesus every four years? — Doug Stanhope

I don't have time for superficial friends. I suppose if you're really lonely you can call a superficial friend, but otherwise, what's the point? — Courteney Cox

Every bullet fired from the barrel of a police pistol was my bullet. If you call that murder, then I am the murderer. — Hermann Goring

If there is a load you have to bear that you can't carry, I'm right up the road. I'll share your load if you just call me. — Bill Withers

If you have the right to call me a hot dog why do I not have the right to call you a stale 3-day old hamburger? — Oscar De La Renta

You, Wells, are what we in the force like to call a shitkicker. If there's any shit around, I always seem to find you in the middle, kicking it. — Meg Cabot

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normally living. — Morrissey

I'll call you when I'm on my way home. Don't shoot Grant if he comes over there. Rush grinned then hung up the phone. — Abbi Glines

Dear Clutch,
I hope I see you again. Here's my number if you want to call. Thanks for last night. Your human is nice. ~D — John Inman

I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody. — Eugene Ormandy

Hang on, did you just call me Angel?" I asked.
"If I did?"
"I don't like it."
He grinned. "It stays, Angel. — Becca Fitzpatrick

What about Cher and Suzanne?" I called after him.
"I don't know, but if you end up kissing them, call me. I wanna watch. — Vicki Pettersson

I'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me spade. — Jonathan Swift

I'll have you know I do the swearing on this ship. If I need your assitance I'll call you. Capt. Wolf Larsen — Jack London

You call for faith: I show you doubt, to prove that faith exists. The more of doubt, the stronger faith, I say, If faith o'ercomes doubt. — Robert Browning

I was blessed with blonde hair and a baby face - well, I don't know if you'd call that blessed - I don't even remember when I started shaving. — Clay Matthews III

A virtue that only causes havoc and unhappiness is worth nothing. You can call it virtue if you like. I call it cowardice. — W. Somerset Maugham

I can tell you this: If I'm ever in a position to call the shots, I'm not going to rush to send somebody else's kids into a war. — George H. W. Bush

You have to call Darth Sullivan your 'Liege'?"
I grinned. "Only if I expect him to answer. — Chloe Neill

If you wake up and this is a dream,call me. I'll come running. I swear. — Abbi Glines

Well, yes, I call it the Expando-Duck. It's perfect if you need a small metal duck. Or a larger metal duck. — Rick Riordan

I've won many awards and I want more. If you want to call it hunger then I'm hungry for awards. — Shah Rukh Khan

Girl with a pie, I'll call it. It's almost like guy with an axe, if you squint hard enough. — Charlotte Stein

If losing is dancing with someone or even kissing someone who cares for you like I undoubtedly care for him, then call me a loser. — S.L. Scott

If there's something that you hear on TV about me, just call me and I'll tell you if it's true. — Kato Kaelin

Hey, uh, you know. Um. If you're alive, uh, call me." I looked at the screen and said, "It's Jane." I closed the phone, thinking, Lame. I am so lame. — Faith Hunter

And if you find I've lied, from this day on call the prophet blind. — Sophocles

I've never made $20 million. I'm scared. I don't know if you gave me The Ring if I could carry it and bring it to Ozamorph, or whatever you call it. — Joaquin Phoenix

Nick, if I can have you, I don't want or need anything or anybody else in the world. Call it whatever you want. Just say yes. — Evangeline Anderson

If you put him a-horseback on politics, I warn you of the consequences. It was all very well to ride on sticks at home and call them ideas. — George Eliot

I think if you're gonna run your mouth at somebody and they call you out on it - that's it! — Wade MacNeil

I don't do vague. If I want to call you a coward, I will bock at you in no uncertain terms. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

If we're weird onstage, I don't know what you'd call the Tubes. — Freddie Mercury

I glance up at the security camera staring us down. I wave, if you can call flipping Rex off waving. Nitro would be proud. — Tera Lynn Childs

Hang on, did you just call me Angel?" "If I did? — Becca Fitzpatrick

I do not stand on protocol. If you just call me Excellency, it will be okay. — Henry A. Kissinger

Okay," i said. "If i can not find anybody to have sex, i call you."
He smiled. "When you'll find out you have not anybody to love, you'll call. — Arzum Uzun

If I did want to come back, I was going to make, what, $50 million? You know what; don't call my phone unless you've got $100 million. — Floyd Mayweather Jr.

If you call me Holt one more fucking time I'm bending you over my knees, yeah? I am not Holt to you, and you damn well fucking know it. — Harper Sloan

I like science fiction, I like fantasy, I like time travel, so I had this idea: What if you had a phone that could call into the past? — Rainbow Rowell

I suppose my best attribute, if you want to call it that, is sincerity. I can sell sincerity because that's the way I am. — John Wayne

Go! you may call it madness, folly; You shall not chase my gloom away! There 's such a charm in melancholy I would not if I could be gay. — Samuel Rogers

If your ceiling is falling down, don't you call someone in? I apply the same principle to myself. — Carmen Dell'Orefice

We're trained to help damsels in distress." "If you ever call me that again, I'll kick you in the soft parts. — Kristan Higgins

If I go crazy will you still call me superman? If i'm alive and well will you be there holding my hand? — 3 Doors Down

By rights you're a king. If I was you, I'd call for a new deal. — O. Henry

I would dearly love to resist the temptation, if you can call it that, to worry. It's boring, it's anti-social, it's unproductive and it's depressing. — Peter Mayle

Sometimes music helps. If I feel that it's bogus, I'll literally just call myself out on camera and say that it's dishonest. You do whatever it takes. — Vera Farmiga

Give up smoking. Don't get so fat. So much illness is self-induced - which I can't stand. And I'm not a good nursemaid. Don't call me if you're ill. — Anton Du Beke

I guess if you're smart enough, you can do and say what you like and people just call you eccentric. It's like being old."
"Or rich," Alex said. — David Walton