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When I woke up I reminded myself that freedom is never free. You have to fight for it. Work for it and make sure you are able to handle it. Now — Toni Morrison

I thought it was foolish mumbo jumbo when I was alive - then I woke up dead. — C.V. Hunt

I never was so immensely tickled by anything I had ever said before. I actually woke up twice during the night, and laughed till the bed shook. — George Grossmith

I can't count the number of times I've been sound asleep, woke up, and I was doing my hair. — Bill Engvall

I'd like to marry a lady who had trances, and only woke up once or twice a year — E. Nesbit

Holder: "I thought Mormon's weren't allowed to have caffeine?"
Breckin: "I decided to break that rule the morning I woke up gay. — Colleen Hoover

I woke up one morning with this song in my head, and the opening line of the song is, 'My name was Richard Nixon, only now I'm a girl.' — Bruce Cockburn

I just sat all night looking at him, saying, 'Wow, it's incredible.' When Yoko woke up, I told her, 'He's fine,' and we cried. — John Lennon

In my dreams, I heard your mellifluous voice. It slowly woke me up from a deep sleep so that I could enjoy the magnificence of life. — Debasish Mridha

Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew there was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too. — Joni Mitchell

In the evenings, before I went to sleep, and in the mornings, in the moment I woke up, I realized I was praying for rain. — Makoto Shinkai

On the whole I woke up in the morning and was happy to be alive. — Art Buchwald

I dreamed one night that I had 17 holes-in-one and one two, and when I woke up I was so goddam mad. — Ben Hogan

I had nightmares I thought were really horrible until I woke up and remembered what reality was at the moment. — Iain M. Banks

I'd expected to wake up to a pitch-black night ... Instead I woke up to her. — Bella Forrest

Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone. — Tommy Cooper

Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda ... and woke up with me. — Rita Hayworth

It wasn't like I just woke up and said, 'Here's my gimmick; I'll wear a hat and put something weird on it.' — Judah Friedlander

One day I just woke up and realized that I can't touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me? — Steve Maraboli

The sun woke me up the next morning. I sat up and groaned. My clothes were full of sand. — Hunter S. Thompson

As a general rule, I didn't like guys who styled their hair like they just woke up. Messiness should never be a goal. It should be a consequence. — Veronica Rossi

I woke up to singing and found myself singing too — Don Piper

Gideon woke up ready to conquer the world, and he liked to start that domination with me.
How lucky was I? — Sylvia Day

I woke up when I was 14 and went to speak to my mother and scared us both to death. — Barry White

I never knew of a Morning in Africa when I woke up and was not happy. — Ernest Hemingway,

I was offered $100,000 for a print. Then I woke up. — Bill Jay

One day I woke up and said, 'I'm going to start a revolution.' ...and I did. — Michael Johns

Last night I woke up with someone squeezing my hand. It was my other hand. — William S. Burroughs

I was in my tighty-whities and I never woke up, and I ran over a mile. — Si Robertson

When I got to L.A. I woke up and I was losing my voice because of the dry air. It was like, "Oh my god, this is going to be Joe's Pub all over again." — Hamilton Leithauser

No doubt about it, in my career Ron Lyle hit me the hardest. One time he hit me so hard I didn't see it until I saw it on film when I woke up! — George Foreman

I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker last night. — Doug Stanhope

I woke up this morning, smiled at the rising sun. — Bob Marley

I got in at 2 with a 10, and woke up at 10 with a 2. — Willie Nelson

I woke up only to find the rest of the world asleep. — Leonardo Da Vinci

I dreamt that I woke up. It's the oldest dream of all, and I've just had it — Julian Barnes

My mentality is that when I go to sleep at night, I'm a better martial artist than when I woke up in the morning. — Georges St-Pierre

When I woke up this time, the dream was still hanging around me, caught in my sheets and my hair. — Holly Seddon

It's like I woke up in another country and all the maps in my head have only made me more lost. — Laurel Garver

I woke up and the last piece of my heart disappeared. I opened my eyes and I felt it go. — Courtney Summers

I didn't change . I just woke up. — Anonymous

That night I woke up to a strange fact; keep milk not to drink but to feed the cat. — Aporva Kala

I suddenly woke up to the fact that if I accepted anybody's definition of what there was in the world, I would be limited. — Shirley Brice Heath

I just woke up and found a large butterfly on me. When did that happen? — Harry Styles

I once woke up at a random guy's house and i didn't actually know who he was. — Louis Tomlinson

Once I went to bed in Orlando and I woke up in Atlanta. I have no idea how that happened. — A. J. McLean

I didn't dream about you last night. I woke up in fear. — Michael Summers

Diesel is back," Ranger said.
Yes. How did you know?"
I woke up with a migraine this morning." Ranger said. — Janet Evanovich

It was as if I had lost a layer of skin - I woke up laughing, or crying. — Jojo Moyes

I had a dream I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep. — Stan Laurel

I feel like you woke me up and now I can't live without you. — Christine Feehan

The first thing I noticed when I woke up was the hippo squatting on my head. — Gemma Halliday

I woke in the hour before dawn, stuck in that strange state where the memory of your dreams is still powerful enough to motivate your actions. — Ben Aaronovitch

Katherine -I wondered if this was how Dorothy felt when she woke up in Oz with all the little people squawking ding dong, the witch is dead. — Lorraine Beaumont

I woke up nights, worrying that Lotus was out of control - that no one would know what to do. — Mitch Kapor

I had everything that I needed, but every morning when I woke up, it just seemed easier to stay in bed and daydream rather than to live my dream. — Hannah Hart

I fell asleep dreaming and woke up alive — R.W. Erskine

When I woke in the dark I was smiling - it's a happy thing to brace for a visit from old friend Envy who then for some reason never shows up. — Leif Enger

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' — Steven Wright

When I was a kid, you ate, and you drank, and you passed out and nobody woke you up and said, 'Let's go shopping. — Lewis Black

The next day I woke up in a sullen simmer, as if sleep had catalyzed my depression into a general state of pissed-offedness. — Lisa Kleypas

I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not — Robert A. Heinlein

I slept like a baby. Every two hours, I woke up and cried. — Tom McVie

I woke up completely entangled with Ranger. — Janet Evanovich

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. — Rodney Dangerfield

Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying. — Sherman Alexie

When I first saw Emma Stone, it was like I woke up. — Andrew Garfield

I woke up many mornings not knowing what I'd done the night before. I'm amazed I'm not dead. — Ashton Kutcher

I woke up, a bag of bones. Literally. They had gathered up my bones and put them in a bag and thrown the bag into a river. — Derek Landy

I was in some one else's house, so I woke up early - at eight - with that crazy sleeping-at-someone-else's-house energy. — Ned Vizzini

I had heard the wind from the mountains calling me last night, telling me it was my time to go, and I woke up, knowing what to do. — V.C. Andrews

If I woke up and didn't have Tourette's syndrome, it would feel weird - not better or worse, just different. — Tim Howard

I woke up this morning as I do every morning, with an attitude of gratitude. — Tony Williams

You're staring at my ass."
"Yes, I am." It's what he did in the mornings, when she woke up and spent the first hour lying around in bed. — Tara Janzen

How would I feel, he thought, If I woke up and she was making love to me? Why I believe that I would be pleasantly surprised. — Christopher Moore

If nothing hurts, that means I woke up dead, — Isabel Allende

Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand. Who's wine, what wine, where the hell did I dine? — Peter Frampton

I woke up, smiling to myself at this dream with its allegorical aspects but with no real meaning. — Jean De Berg

It was like I woke up when he was born. It was like he had nothing to do with that night. — Liane Moriarty

I woke up and one of us was crying. — Elvis Costello

I woke up one day to the fact that the earth's surface was made for living plants, not industrial plants, — Malcolm Wells

Sorrow compressed my heart, and I felt I would die, and then ... Well, then I woke up. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone. — Tommy Cooper

I woke up today knowing everything about everything. — Nicole Richie

I woke up this morning, and I still don't believe I won the Daytona 500. — Dale Earnhardt

Woke me up," she whispers. "I'm sure it did." I'm fascinated. "What were you dreaming about?" "You," she says in a small voice. — E.L. James

I woke up with an unfamiliar taste in my mouth, part sweet part sour, it took me days to realize this was simply hope. — Jodi Picoult

I'm like a man who's been half-asleep all his life, trying to find out what he was like before he woke up. — Daniel Keyes

I woke up at four thirty the next morning - also known as five minutes past ungodly - and — Darynda Jones

I want a tattoo of the first morning we woke up together. I want the memory to hurt. — Clementine Von Radics

I woke up early this mornin' with a new state of mind/ A creative way to rhyme without usin' knives and guns — Kanye West

The worst nightmare I ever had about Vietnam was that I had to go back. I woke up in a sweat, in total terror. — Oliver Stone

Woke up this morning afraid I was gonna live. — Elizabeth Wurtzel

I had a dream about you the other day. I woke up and realized it was just a dream. — Rodney Jenkins

I woke up one day and realized I was a closet hetero — David Bowie

had nightmares I thought were really horrible until I woke up and remembered what reality was like at the moment, — Iain M. Banks

I woke up this morning as one person, and now I'm supposed to be someone else entirely. — Victoria Aveyard

Dreaming. But I know it's real." "When I woke up this morning — Marian Keyes

I woke up this morning wanting you inside me. I then looked into my heart and found you already were. — Amanda Mosher

I was so happy every morning when I woke up that I was pissing smiley faces. — Nikki Sixx