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Radical faith means you trust that the Lord visited these weaknesses and sorrows on you as part of His plan...
— Meredith Russo
Donald Trump announced today he is running for president of the United States. Traditionally that means six more weeks of comedy.
— Conan O'Brien
What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed!
— Hunter S. Thompson
You want me to be a man,older than you, who goes by the name of Roullard.
— Wendelin Van Draanen
I went to the store and bought eight apples; the clerk said, "Do you want these in a bag?" I said, "Oh, no, man, I juggle."
— Mitch Hedberg
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"
— Henny Youngman
That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got men
— Bill Engvall
You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet.
— Pamela Anderson
All of mathematics is a tale about groups.
— Henri Poincare
I'm walking out my door to get like a Snapple, and someone's like 'yo man, you want to buy some heroin?' 'No ... got any Snapple?'
— Mike Birbiglia
