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Like Cammie is fine," Macey said, then glanced at me. "No offense."
"None taken," I said. "I think. — Ally Carter

I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?' — Bill Bailey

I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous. — Christopher Buckley

If you think I'm one of those people who try to be funny at breakfast you're wrong. I'm invariably ill-tempered in the early morning. — Daphne Du Maurier

I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. — Shaquille O'Neal

I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey — R.J. Dennis

Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it. — Karl Pilkington

Finn gave a soft laugh. 'What's so funny?' 'I think you're the first person to actually apologise for inflicting pain. Usually it's someone's hobby. — Tabitha McGowan

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean. — Zach Galifianakis

I think when someone who's known for doing drama does a comedy but just tries to be funny, that's a mistake. — Steve Carell

Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty. — Amy Schumer

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

I think being funny had something to do with feeling like an outsider, not feeling cool - insecurity. — Kumail Nanjiani

I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff. — Todd Phillips

I think the eyes flirt most. There are so many ways to use them. — Anna Held

I think the reason I became funny was because if I made people laugh, they would let me keep talking. — Anthony Jeselnik

I think that should be the anti - speeding advert it should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day. — Frankie Boyle

I think Lafayette wants to rap in French now. I have to go learn some French.
Damn it, Lafayette — Lin-Manuel Miranda

If I let you go are you going to hit me again?"
"What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. — Sarah Mayberry

I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow. — Dylan Moran

Giggler, I think I hate you most of all. — Alice Clayton

I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true. — Mark Indelicato

I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny. — Yasmine Bleeth

Now there's a girl I don't want to mess with' - or at least, that's what I would think if I had a chronic fear of freakishly nice people. — Nenia Campbell

Pickup lines never work ... I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive. — Kate Upton

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself. — Will Rogers

I think movies glamorize violence, in the sense that they make it in a way that it's either cool or funny. — Matthew Vaughn

I have to tell you I enjoy Jon Stewart. That's the truth. I actually think he's very funny. I've paid to see him do his stand-up routine. — Megyn Kelly

"I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?" "Fido looks a bit weird." — Eddie Izzard

I meditate and I also think about meditation. Which is funny. I think about Maharishi, about just the idea of meditating. It gives me something. — Brian Wilson

So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever. — Patrick Warburton

When you start explaining why something's funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness. — Betty White

The accents are really really funny. I think I could convince somebody I was from New Zealand. — Carter Jenkins

I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we're like Donald Duck. An' I think a lotta guys are afraid of that. — Jonathan Ashworth

I wrote an entire movie [Man up] about how important I think voices are, so it was funny. — Lake Bell

Women are very funny. Some of the funniest people I can think of are women. — Rachel Bloom

I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake. — Jimmy Carr

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. — Angelina Jolie

I don't think you can teach people how to be funny. You can make suggestions about how to speak a line or get a laugh, but it has to be in them. — George Cukor

It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless. — Caprice Bourret

It's fun to be able to have a fun palate, and the way I say that, you think about it and it sounds funny, but it's true. — Joey Fatone

I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in. — Dannika Dark

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. — Demetri Martin

I watch vlogs on YouTube. I watch Jenna Marbles a lot - I think she's really funny - and a lady called Daily Grace. — Maisie Williams

You ever tried sixty-nine, Lola? I think you'd like it. You're a good multi-tasker. — Bianca Giovanni

I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants. — George Lopez

I do find comedy difficult. I don't know why. Maybe I think about it too much. There's a tremendous amount of pressure to be funny. — Michelle Pfeiffer

I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me. — Brian Littrell

I often arrive at quite sensible ideas and judgements, on the spur of the moment. It is when I stop to think that I become foolish. — Jerome K. Jerome

The more I think of you, the less I think of you. — Henny Youngman

I make myself laugh all the time. I think I'm really funny. I do. — Mila Kunis

I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel. — Sarah Silverman

I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can't do comedy. — Ben Barnes

I just wrote a book. But don't go and buy it yet, because I don't think it's finished. — Lawrence Welk

Don't you think you're quite young?'
'I'm twenty-one,' said Brida. 'If I wanted to start learning ballet, I'd be conseidered too old. — Paulo Coelho

It's funny, I never think I'm doing that well. I've never, ever. I just constantly think, 'This isn't working out.' — Dominic Cooper

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it. — Melissa McCarthy

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. — Jerry Seinfeld

The funny thing about writing is I think a lot of people assume that you're sitting in a garret with a quill pen for hour after hour. — Lincoln Child

I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol — Fee Scott

You've got the holy trinity of what a girl wants, she said. Cute, smart, funny. I don't think you realize that. — Alex Bradley

I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously. — Rachel Weisz

We may have been like needles in a hay stack, but they were like needles ... in a stack of needles — D.J. MacHale

I was a theater guy growing up and I wanted to be Al Pacino, and I think I just looked and sounded too funny. — Charlie Day

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it. — Jimmy Carr

Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things. — Pamela Anderson

There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny. — Nick Thune

I think it's funny how life can lead you down certain paths which you wouldn't have taken otherwise. — Giovanna Fletcher

I'm not ashamed of being a bubbly, funny person. I think that's as valid as being the dark, brooding, tortured Oscar-nominated one. — Cameron Diaz

I just like working with people that I respect and think are really funny. — Busy Philipps

I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny. — Anthony Jeselnik

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts. — J.K. Rowling

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny. — Zach Galifianakis

I think people who are fanatical about anything are funny. — Jackie Schaffer

I don't think of any sentence as a "one-liner", but I do pay attention to how people actually speak when they are being funny. Rhythm is key. — Lorrie Moore

I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody. — Ben Stiller

Be careful, though."
"Aren't I always?"
"No, I think the word for how you usually are is 'reckless. — Veronica Roth

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. — Demetri Martin

I don't think I was anything short of ecstatic when I found out 'It's Kind of a Funny Story' would be premiering in Toronto. — Keir Gilchrist

I don't do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it's funny, it's funny. — Morgan Freeman

I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot! — Taylor Lautner

I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters. — Jerry O'Connell

There's a lot of guy comics who I think are funny, but I generally am more excited about a special or a show where there are females. — Margaret Cho

From my dad ... I think we have a similar sense of humor. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but I think he's funny! — Jenna Bush

I write in my own journal when something extraordinary or funny happens. And there's some nice imagery in there. I don't think of what to do with it. — Annie Dillard

I'm homeless, in a funny way. My culture I think is completely rooted in German 19th century music I suppose. — Hans Zimmer

I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny. — Tom Bodett

I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor ... I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian. — Steve Carell

Did he teach you how to bore you opponents to sleep? Because I think I missed that lesson - Allie — Julie Kagawa

I think people are surprised to learn that I'm pretty goofy and pretty funny. — Susan Egan

When you are 15, everything is such high stakes, even tiny things. I think because of that, it is funny but sad at the same time. — Sophie Wu

It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny. — Gary Gulman

I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he doesn't really think it's funny. — Jay Crownover

I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad. — Moon Unit Zappa

I just do what I think is funny and what's exciting to me. — Chris Lilley

People think I am funny all the time. But I am not. I am serious, too. Also, I enjoy serious, dramatic films. — Kapil Sharma

Just when I think I have nothing to say, the characters start to speak. Writing is funny like that. — J.D. Barker

I should think a dead language would be rather boring, socially
speaking. — Sol Luckman

I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up. — Lynda Barry