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I See You Funny Quotes By Veronica Blade: Just rolled out of bed." "I can see

Just rolled out of bed."
"I can see that." His eyes swept over me. "You should roll around in your bed more often. — Veronica Blade

I See You Funny Quotes By Charles Dickens: If you could see my legs when I

If you could see my legs when I take my boots off, you'd form some idea of what unrequited affection is. — Charles Dickens

I See You Funny Quotes By Terry Pratchett: You see a wile, you thwart. Am I

You see a wile, you thwart. Am I right? — Terry Pratchett

I See You Funny Quotes By Lily Paradis: the funny thing about perception. I will never

the funny thing about perception. I will never be able to experience the words the way you will, and you'll never see them the way I do. — Lily Paradis

I See You Funny Quotes By Charles Dickens: Let me see you ride a donkey over

Let me see you ride a donkey over my green again, and as sure as you have a head upon your shoulders, I'll knock your bonnet off, and tread upon it! — Charles Dickens

I See You Funny Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: I conduct faster so you can see my

I conduct faster so you can see my beat. — Eugene Ormandy

I See You Funny Quotes By Zoe Forward: You're going to be trouble, aren't you?""Not if

You're going to be trouble, aren't you?"
"Not if you give me everything I want."
"We'll see. — Zoe Forward

I See You Funny Quotes By Woody Guthrie: Now as through this world I ramble, I

Now as through this world I ramble, I see lots of funny men, Some rob you with a six gun, And some with a fountain pen. — Woody Guthrie

I See You Funny Quotes By Lisa Kudrow: Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave

Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out. — Lisa Kudrow

I See You Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!"

The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?" — Henny Youngman

I See You Funny Quotes By Jayde Scott: What do you see in him anyway?" "He

What do you see in him anyway?" "He doesn't leave the toilet seat up." I smiled bitterly — Jayde Scott

I See You Funny Quotes By G.K. Chesterton: Just at present you only see the tree

Just at present you only see the tree by the light of the lamp. I wonder when you would ever see the lamp by the light of the tree. — G.K. Chesterton

I See You Funny Quotes By Russell Howard: Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card

Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you." — Russell Howard

I See You Funny Quotes By Gwen Ifill: It's not surprising that you wouldn't see that

It's not surprising that you wouldn't see that side of me on television, but in real life I find the world to be quite a funny place. — Gwen Ifill

I See You Funny Quotes By Birdy: My town's quite small and you kinda recognize

My town's quite small and you kinda recognize everyone when you see them, so I definitely get funny looks from people. — Birdy

I See You Funny Quotes By Nenia Campbell: Hello, Mrs. Tran ... I have David's homework.

Hello, Mrs. Tran ... I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for. — Nenia Campbell

I See You Funny Quotes By Steve Martin: You kill me and I'll see that you

You kill me and I'll see that you never work in this town again. — Steve Martin

I See You Funny Quotes By Cuthbert Soup: You see, unlike most writers today, I do

You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls of caves. — Cuthbert Soup

I See You Funny Quotes By Joel N. Ross: Now you're listening to Swedish ?" I asked

Now you're listening to Swedish ?" I asked her. "He thinks I'm the Compass because every time I see ticktocks, I happen to be there! — Joel N. Ross

I See You Funny Quotes By Stephen King: I guess when you turn off the main

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. — Stephen King

I See You Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: 2 Jewish women in New York. One says,

2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything." — Henny Youngman

I See You Funny Quotes By Steve Coogan: I think it's always funny when you see

I think it's always funny when you see kids do Shakespeare. — Steve Coogan

I See You Funny Quotes By Mark A. Cooper: How dare you. Do you have any idea

How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?" Laurence whined.
"I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one. — Mark A. Cooper

I See You Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: I see some people with glasses here, I

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!" — Jim Gaffigan

I See You Funny Quotes By Mark Twain: You may say what you want to, but

You may say what you want to, but in my opinion she had more sand in her than any girl I ever see; in my opinion she was just full of sand. — Mark Twain

I See You Funny Quotes By Kevin Costner: I think religion is a funny thing because,

I think religion is a funny thing because, when you see somebody who can really break it down, sometimes it feels foolish what you believe. — Kevin Costner

I See You Funny Quotes By Adam Sandler: I drew the duck blue because I've never

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck. — Adam Sandler

I See You Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: You can never look that tough in glasses

You can never look that tough in glasses ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick your ass." — Jim Gaffigan

I See You Funny Quotes By Ed Byrne: Ed, I see you're out drinking again. What's

Ed, I see you're out drinking again. What's the occasion? I was sober. — Ed Byrne

I See You Funny Quotes By M. Leighton: Damn! Beautiful and funny. I can't wait to

Damn! Beautiful and funny. I can't wait to see what else you're hiding behind that sexy smile. — M. Leighton

I See You Funny Quotes By John Layfield: I see no women out here, and you're

I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit booty? — John Layfield

I See You Funny Quotes By Esther Williams: When you're out of sight for as long

When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again. — Esther Williams

I See You Funny Quotes By Megyn Kelly: I have to tell you I enjoy Jon

I have to tell you I enjoy Jon Stewart. That's the truth. I actually think he's very funny. I've paid to see him do his stand-up routine. — Megyn Kelly

I See You Funny Quotes By Margaret Watson: She thinks you're stalking me.""Why the hell would

She thinks you're stalking me."
"Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is. — Margaret Watson

I See You Funny Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: I can see none of you are smugglers;

I can see none of you are smugglers; that's why it's so loud. — Eugene Ormandy

I See You Funny Quotes By Cassandra Clare: I see that even as the world plunges

I see that even as the world plunges into darkness and peril, you two stand around discussing your love lives. Teenagers. — Cassandra Clare

I See You Funny Quotes By George Takei: I do find things funny. When you see

I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy. — George Takei

I See You Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: As you can see, I speak many languages,

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex. — Kristen Schaal