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I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Jo Graham: Yes, I'm wearing a baby," Sheppard said. "It's

Yes, I'm wearing a baby," Sheppard said. "It's very funny. Can we get past that? — Jo Graham

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Ally Carter: Like Cammie is fine," Macey said, then glanced

Like Cammie is fine," Macey said, then glanced at me. "No offense."
"None taken," I said. "I think. — Ally Carter

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Andy Weir: Sorry for the delay," Vogel said. "I was

Sorry for the delay," Vogel said. "I was required to make a bomb. — Andy Weir

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Charles Dickens: "Oh!" said my aunt, "I was not aware

"Oh!" said my aunt, "I was not aware at first to whom I had the pleasure of objecting." — Charles Dickens

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I went to a gay bar, they wanted

I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough. — Rodney Dangerfield

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Shawn Keenan: It sounds like you aren't used to having

It sounds like you aren't used to having something so powerful between your legs," Abbey said. "Maybe you should let me drive. — Shawn Keenan

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By John Scalzi: You don't have paperwork," Savitri said. "You give

You don't have paperwork," Savitri said. "You give it all to me." "Is it done?" I asked. "As far as you know, yes," Savitri said. — John Scalzi

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: When I was born I brought no joy,

When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy! — Rodney Dangerfield

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Franklyn Ajaye: When I saw a sign on the freeway

When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane." — Franklyn Ajaye

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Miriam Toews: And what have you been up to? she

And what have you been up to? she asked.
Oh, I don't know really, I said. Not much. Learning how to be a good loser. — Miriam Toews

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Robyn Carr: Wow," she said. "Do you realise how wonderful

Wow," she said. "Do you realise how wonderful you sound?"
"Yes, I do," he said with a firm nod. "And I think I'm underappreciated. — Robyn Carr

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Si Robertson: Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your

Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Nenia Campbell: She said my glasses made me look like

She said my glasses made me look like a butch jock's locker room bitch. — Nenia Campbell

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Michael Chabon: See you in the funny papers, he said.

See you in the funny papers, he said. Jaunty, he reminded himself; always jaunty. In my panache is their hope for salvation. — Michael Chabon

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Jill Shalvis: Who's there?""The scratcher of your itch," he said.She

Who's there?"
"The scratcher of your itch," he said.
She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. "Was that supposed to be romantic? — Jill Shalvis

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Sarah Dessen: Shit," Delia said. "I mean, shoot. No, actually,

Shit," Delia said. "I mean, shoot. No, actually, I mean shit. I really do. — Sarah Dessen

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Adam Rex: Sorry I'm late, Ms. Egami said to the

Sorry I'm late, Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when one is running late. — Adam Rex

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Red Skelton: I asked my wife where she wanted to

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen. — Red Skelton

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Tim Vine: I went to the doctor. I said to

I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera." — Tim Vine

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Cassandra Clare: It wasn't funny for Bill Herondale!" said Magnus.

It wasn't funny for Bill Herondale!" said Magnus. "Oh, damn it. Now you've got me doing it. — Cassandra Clare

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Laurell K. Hamilton: He balled his hand into a fist. "You

He balled his hand into a fist. "You are such a bitch." "Woof, woof," I said. — Laurell K. Hamilton

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Michelle Hodkin: Yes!" He wrapped both arms around me, but

Yes!" He wrapped both arms around me, but when I tried to do the same he jumped away. "Watch the suit," he said, glaring. Oh, boy. — Michelle Hodkin

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By L.J.Smith: Yes she met with a slight accident involving

Yes she met with a slight accident involving a stake." Ash said "funny how that happens sometimes ... — L.J.Smith

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By John Flanagan: Yes, I'm back," he said, "And look who

Yes, I'm back," he said, "And look who I ran into."
Horace grinned at him. "i hope you ran into him hard."
"As hard as I could. — John Flanagan

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Robyn Carr: Does Playboy still run fiction?""I have absolutely no

Does Playboy still run fiction?"
"I have absolutely no idea, Melinda," he said, grinning. — Robyn Carr

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Dylan Perry: Don't worry about Sian," Louisa said, "things will

Don't worry about Sian," Louisa said, "things will get better."
"What, she'll stop hitting me?"
"No, but you'll stop bruising so easily. — Dylan Perry

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: Well, good news, " Blitzen said. "I found

Well, good news, " Blitzen said. "I found the bag. Bad news...I found the bag. — Rick Riordan

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Rita Rudner: Men hate to lose. I once beat my

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other." — Rita Rudner

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a

Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.
'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy. — Rick Riordan

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know

I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away. — Henny Youngman

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By John Green: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!' he screamed.'So that's Sara,' I said.'Yes.''She seems

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!' he screamed.
'So that's Sara,' I said.
'Yes.'
'She seems nice. — John Green

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Derek Landy: The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. "Ryan,"

The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. "Ryan," he said, "stop leaning on my car. — Derek Landy

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Mark W. Boyer: When it's all said and done remember, You

When it's all said and done remember, You are only as old as you look. — Mark W. Boyer

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Billy Connolly: Paddy was in the delivery room when the

Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else" — Billy Connolly

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If I was a mechanic and someone called

If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!" — Mitch Hedberg

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Janet Evanovich: Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart? — Janet Evanovich

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Alex Bradley: You've got the holy trinity of what a

You've got the holy trinity of what a girl wants, she said. Cute, smart, funny. I don't think you realize that. — Alex Bradley

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Why are you wearing a T-shirt under your

Why are you wearing a T-shirt under your other T-shirt?" Livvy asked.
"In case one of them is stolen," Marked said, as it were entirely normal. — Cassandra Clare

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Kate Danley: Good night. Don't let the boogeyman bite""Mindy, there

Good night. Don't let the boogeyman bite"

"Mindy, there is no boogeyman, "I said as I snuggled in to bed, " I hauled Carl in years ago. — Kate Danley

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I went to a restaurant with my friend,

I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Nick Hornby: No one's stopping you," said Jess. "But you've

No one's stopping you," said Jess. "But you've got to make it more interesting. That's why why we drift off and talk about biscuits. — Nick Hornby

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Greg Farshtey: There's no time to waste," Kai said. He

There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off.
"What is it with that guy?" Jay asked. "Always in a rush! — Greg Farshtey

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to

Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!" — Henny Youngman

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: She asked if I loved another woman, so

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Richard Brinsley Sheridan: Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was

Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honorable member may place the punctuation where he pleases. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan

I Said Yes Funny Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Tell Savitar I said hi.

Tell Savitar I said hi. — Sherrilyn Kenyon