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I Might Be Funny Quotes By J.A. Konrath: But Thor and I weren't going to happen,

But Thor and I weren't going to happen, ever. I didn't tell her this. I might be a killer, but I'm not mean. — J.A. Konrath

I Might Be Funny Quotes By Ogden Nash: Progress might have been alright once, but it

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long. — Ogden Nash

I Might Be Funny Quotes By Buffy Andrews: I was just thinking that he might be

I was just thinking that he might be willing. It's not like he needs his semen. — Buffy Andrews

I Might Be Funny Quotes By Robyn Carr: We're adults. I might be a little more

We're adults. I might be a little more of an adult if you're counting years but I bet I have a lower IQ, so that puts us pretty much even. — Robyn Carr

I Might Be Funny Quotes By Will Rogers: Where I come from, they won't let me

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself. — Will Rogers

I Might Be Funny Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Thanks to the Internet, people we might have

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. — Andy Borowitz

I Might Be Funny Quotes By Noel Fielding: When I'm 70 I might be a man

When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me. — Noel Fielding

I Might Be Funny Quotes By Ellen Hopkins: I don't believe in God, don't believe in

I don't believe in God, don't believe in the devil. Unless you want to count my mother. She might be Satan's sister, I suppose. — Ellen Hopkins

I Might Be Funny Quotes By Richelle Mead: What's that?" he asked, when I stood beside

What's that?" he asked, when I stood beside him again.
"Halos," I said with a grin. "For heavenly creatures like us."
"That might be a stretch. — Richelle Mead

I Might Be Funny Quotes By Charles Dickens: As to sleep, you know, I never sleep

As to sleep, you know, I never sleep now. I might be a Watchman, except that I don't get any pay, and he's got nothing on his mind. — Charles Dickens

I Might Be Funny Quotes By Alice Lowe: If you're funny as a woman, people think

If you're funny as a woman, people think it might be because someone else helped you. — Alice Lowe

I Might Be Funny Quotes By Robyn Carr: You dance?""I think that might be overly optimistic,"

You dance?"
"I think that might be overly optimistic," he said. "I do something. I'll try not to hurt you. — Robyn Carr

I Might Be Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: One more lesson like that and I might

One more lesson like that and I might just do a Weasley. — J.K. Rowling

I Might Be Funny Quotes By Joe E. Lewis: The way taxes are, you might as well

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. — Joe E. Lewis

I Might Be Funny Quotes By M.F. Moonzajer: God might have been either drunk or naughty

God might have been either drunk or naughty when he was creating women. — M.F. Moonzajer

I Might Be Funny Quotes By Anne Tyler: Funny how you have to picture losing a

Funny how you have to picture losing a thing before you think you might value it after all. — Anne Tyler

I Might Be Funny Quotes By Jessica Verday: He didn't want me to get hurt? Wow.

He didn't want me to get hurt? Wow. Just wow. I might actually be close to a swoon here — Jessica Verday

I Might Be Funny Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: If your idea of a 7 course meal

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy

I Might Be Funny Quotes By Belle Aurora: My brain has farted so hard it might've

My brain has farted so hard it might've pooped a little. — Belle Aurora

I Might Be Funny Quotes By Donald Rumsfeld: You might be a cunning linguist, but I

You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. — Donald Rumsfeld

I Might Be Funny Quotes By Meghan Ciana Doidge: I might be able to walk away from

I might be able to walk away from sexy, dangerous shifters, but chocolate had me at its beck and call. — Meghan Ciana Doidge