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If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female. — Oscar Wilde

Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important. — Lisa Hoffman

Love is relentless, and so am I ;) — Keisha Keenleyside

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

Do try The House by fresh new author, Susannah Mansfield, it's funny, sad and very different, you'll love the characters and the stories. — Susannah Mansfield

Men's natures are alike; it is their habits that separate them. — Confucius

We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings. — Aimee Bender

Dani in front of me now is not the same person I'm dealing business with.

Of course I'm different. I'm not working now. I'm flirting. — Rin Ahmad

I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it. — Lindsey Vonn

Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to kill me first. — Michael W. Grimard

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott

If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain. — Jimmy Reed

I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny. — Yasmine Bleeth

I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me. Funny, but when you're near me I'm in the mood for love. — Dorothy Fields

I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski

Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so ... twat-ish just then. — Red Tash

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand. — Charles M. Schulz

Ah, yes, the mix tape. The mating call of the introvert. — Sophia Dembling

I see that even as the world plunges into darkness and peril, you two stand around discussing your love lives. Teenagers. — Cassandra Clare

Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have. — Abhysheq Shukla

We are funny creatures. We don't see the stars as they are, so why do we love them? They are not small gold objects, but endless fire. — Saul Bellow

Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties. — George Saunders

I'd like to say I'm not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie. — Lisa Daily

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. — Carol Burnett

I love to swim. When I jump in the water, I feel like I'm 12 years old again. It's really funny how it does that to me. — Summer Sanders

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did. — Bette Davis

Dammit. I think I'm in like with the naked man I met today. — R.J. Gonzales

Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie. — Michelle Hodkin

Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on. — Solange Nicole

Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit — Shay Rucker

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? — Lily Tomlin

I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. — Ricky Schroder

Summer was going to kill her. Whenever Love did tell Jacorey, that was going to be some funny shit. Rain — A'Zayler

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

It cannot be when the root is neglected that what springs from it will be well ordered. — Confucius

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

And there's no "I love you" message because Steve Ovett has married the girl — David Coleman

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. — Bill Vaughan

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Loyalty was a funny thing. So was love. They both bit you when you least expected it. — Jodi Lynn Anderson

Is that a rule? Do you have a rule that you can't kiss people in the morning? — Holly Hood

We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't! — Tamsyn Bester

Oh you rebel you! — Mallory Hopkins

There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey. — Dick Van Dyke