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Vivere est cogitare. (To think is to live) — Marcus Tullius Cicero

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. — Yogi Berra

I first met my wife in the tunnel of love. She was digging it at the time. — Chic Murray

I think she was just travelling. I don't think she had any idea of finding whoever it was she was following. — William Faulkner

Dorothy asked timidly: "Did his wife say anything?
"She sent her love to you."
Nora said: "Stop being nasty. — Dashiell Hammett

To positively discriminate in favour of groups that have been negatively discriminated against in the past. — Ben Elton

Given the choice between fulfilling love and a washing machine, young people in the U.S. and the Soviet Union both chose the washing machine. — Kristin Ross

I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for? — Stephanie Lennox

There is really no right and wrong. I recognize no right and wrong. — Mary MacLane

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it. — Les Dawson

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. — Bill Cosby

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife. — F Scott Fitzgerald

WikiLeaks presents a clear and present danger to the national security of the United States. — Peter T. King

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more. — Tom Arnold

I started a big part of my career in Vegas. — Louie Anderson

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

I think it's a bill that puts a high priority on religious freedom and recognizes that as a part of the balance. — Asa Hutchinson

Stars on our door, stars in our eyes, stars exploding in the bits of our brains where the common sense should have been — Angela Carter

Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it. — Benjamin Mancroft, 3rd Baron Mancroft

The good news is we had this idea of cloud computing. The bad news is we were 10 years too early. — Marc Andreessen

My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.' — Bob Monkhouse

I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much. — Bob Monkhouse

But darling, I wish you well On your way to the wishing well — Patty Griffin

I've certainly seen stats that if you have a woman director or a woman screenwriter, the number of female characters goes way up. — Emma Donoghue

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. — Oscar Wilde

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Each day, aim to do something that adds to your legacy or moves you closer to your dreams. — Grant Andrews