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self-pity was like quicksand. Dip one toe in and it slowly sucked in the rest of you, until you were drowning in gloom. — Dale Mayer

The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid. — George Carlin

I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift. — Adam Ferrara

It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive. — Louis C.K.

The wise warrior avoids the battle. — Sun Tzu

If you do not care about your end user immensely, especially in the next few years, your brand will die. — Gary Vaynerchuk

Once there was you and me
We were lovers
We were friends
Before life changed
Before we were strangers
Do you still think of me? — Renee Carlino

Our suspicions are being confirmed that Nashi will serve as a cover for storm brigades that will use violence against democratic organisations. — Ilya Yashin

The perfect I was looking for wasn't perfection. The perfect I was looking for was the one. And he was you. — Kristen Ashley

Truth, purity, self-control, firmness, fearlessness, humility, unity, peace, and renunciation - these are the inherent qualities of a civil resister. — Mahatma Gandhi

Maybe it's because nothing ever tastes the same as it did when you were ten. — David Levithan

No one is forgotten. It is a lie, any talk of God that does not comfort you. — Meister Eckhart

There is nothing you can buy, achieve, own, or rent that can fill up that hunger inside for a sense of fulfillment and wonder. — Anne Lamott

Concentrate on the here and now. The future can take care of itself. — Christopher G. Nuttall