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If I had to live my life over again, I would have a different father, a different wife and a different religion. — John F. Kennedy

The awkward moment in which I discover that both my wife and my sister have made out with the same guy. — Rachel Morgan

Have your own life before you become somebody's wife. — Beyonce Knowles

I'm proud of my family, very proud - I have ten grandchildren, four children, and one wife. — Dan Shechtman

Everyone knows me and my wife's story. We didn't have sex until we got married. — Shaun Alexander

I can't be a wife. I'm not that sort of person. Wives have to compromise all the time. — Sarah Brightman

The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way. — Brett Favre

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something. — Will Cuppy

I wont let a wife lead me to the altar. [I will not have a wife that shall be my master.] — Martial

Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife. — P. J. O'Rourke

I have three children to take care; I have a wife. My job is to take care of them, and I can say it's a pretty cool job to have. — Shane Filan

I wake up to my three dogs and my wife in bed and the kids, and those are the best gifts that I have. — Mike Ness

I don't have kids. Maybe that's kept me young. I have a wife for almost 50 years and she looks after me a little bit like I was seven years-old. — Christopher Walken

I have the faith of a Breton peasant and by the time I die I hope to have the faith of a Breton peasant's wife. — Louis Pasteur

Hubert Humphrey's wife is said to have advised him: Darling, for a speech to be immortal it need not be interminable. — Peggy Noonan

You and I have never shared a bank account or a child or a bed. But you are my wife. — Tawni O'Dell

What I am defending is the real rights of women. A woman should have the right to be in the home as a wife and mother. — Phyllis Schlafly

I have nothing against women. Some of my best wives were women. — Mike Caro

Sharon Stone has the kind of face I'd leave my wife for. Since I'm not married, I'll have to leave someone else's wife. — Buck Henry

It's all right to have expectations in marriage. Just remember to keep them at the feet of Jesus, not at the feet of your spouse — Ngina Otiende

I take pride in my life-my wife, my family. I try my best not to have football define the person that I am. — Troy Polamalu

The longest journey I have ever taken is the love for my wife, it never ended. — Adel Abouhana

My daily schedule is quite hectic, but I have to put my health first in order to be the best mom and wife I can be. — Ellen Pompeo

I have the best husband a wife could possibly have. He's the best father my children could have. — Vera Farmiga

I caught my wife in bed with my best friend the other day. I was crushed. They could have waited till I'd got out. — Emo Philips

I have a beautiful wife and a wonderful support system and I think in those low moments, I could never thank them enough. — Sean Mackin

My wife Ricky is my muse. Her personal style and natural beauty have always been my inspiration. — Ralph Lauren

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. — Rodney Dangerfield

I don't have a wife, I don't have any kids, I don't have any addictions that keep me drooling on the couch, and I'm kind of target oriented. — Henry Rollins

Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg. — Myrna Loy

I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children. — Michelangelo

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife — Shelley Winters

I guess you could say I have bad taste in men. But I no longer feel the need to be someone's wife. — Halle Berry

Don't do it," the voice calmly said from the other side of the door. "I
have a way that you will be able to see your wife and son again. — Phil Wohl

I go home, I have dinner with my wife and kids, and after my kids go to bed, I'm back online doing stuff. — Dave Goldberg

Since I got married my wife doesn't really let me wear anything that I used to because she says I have no taste at all. — Dominic West

I have one main reader, Miriam Gomez, my wife. She reads everything I write - I have not finished writing something and she is already reading it. — Guillermo Cabrera Infante

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. — Jimmy Carter

I have a fantastic wife, and not only in terms of external beauty. Her priority and mine is our children. That is our choice. — Luis Figo

I have a wife and anything. That's the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she's cool. And also I have anything I want. — Nick Thune

If that God for whom you blindly kill made us in his image, each bullet in my wife's body will have been a wound in his heart. — Antoine Leiris

My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex. — Bill Maher