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I Have No Girlfriend Quotes By Alexis Hall: I have to rescue my girlfriend from a

I have to rescue my girlfriend from a killer shit faery, and I've got no way to carry my magic sword. — Alexis Hall

I Have No Girlfriend Quotes By Daniel Bruhl: A dream my girlfriend and I have is

A dream my girlfriend and I have is to move to New York for a year or two because we just love the city. I would take some acting classes. — Daniel Bruhl

I Have No Girlfriend Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: If you're a sports fan you realize that

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice. — Jimmy Fallon

I Have No Girlfriend Quotes By Michael Owen: I have a great family, good friends, a

I have a great family, good friends, a nice girlfriend, my own house. I have got everything how I want it to be. — Michael Owen

I Have No Girlfriend Quotes By Kanye West: I'm the type of rock star that likes

I'm the type of rock star that likes to have a girlfriend, you know? — Kanye West

I Have No Girlfriend Quotes By Michael Franti: We have a saying in my house, my

We have a saying in my house, my kids and my girlfriend. We say, 'Be your best for the greater good, and rock out wherever you are.' — Michael Franti

I Have No Girlfriend Quotes By Dave Attell: I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I

I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming No, that's not what I said! — Dave Attell

I Have No Girlfriend Quotes By Tom DeLonge: I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm

I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend. She thinks I'm gay. — Tom DeLonge

I Have No Girlfriend Quotes By Alison Moyet: My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing

My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards. — Alison Moyet

I Have No Girlfriend Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I don't have a girlfriend. I just know

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that. — Mitch Hedberg

I Have No Girlfriend Quotes By Dana Gould: I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one

I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes. — Dana Gould

I Have No Girlfriend Quotes By Ernest Kinnie: The saddest moment of my adolescence was when

The saddest moment of my adolescence was when I suddenly realized that my girlfriend did not have a boyfriend. — Ernest Kinnie

I Have No Girlfriend Quotes By Candace Knoebel: Well then, as your boyfriend, I order you

Well then, as your boyfriend, I order you to tell Zane that you are and always have been my girlfriend. -Fenn — Candace Knoebel

I Have No Girlfriend Quotes By Warren Olson: When you have a Thai girlfriend, you never

When you have a Thai girlfriend, you never lose her ~ you just sometimes lose your place in the queue — Warren Olson

I Have No Girlfriend Quotes By Cho Kyuhyun: I do love playing games, but once I

I do love playing games, but once I have a girlfriend, she will be my princess. — Cho Kyuhyun

I Have No Girlfriend Quotes By Gloria Steinem: I am not now, and never have been,

I am not now, and never have been, a girlfriend of Henry Kissinger. — Gloria Steinem