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Got my fungal foot powder? Ah, it's a lifesaver, you know. I'd effectively be disabled if it weren't for these.
— Steve Coogan
I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle."
— Frank Carson
Daryl Dixon: You got some balls for a Chinaman. Glenn: I'm Korean.
Daryl Dixon: Whatever. — The Walking Dead
I hit Ali with everything and he said 'is that all you got' and I said 'yeah, that's pretty much it.'
— George Foreman
Easy for you to say. You're the one who got plowed. I was doing the plowing. Cam's mouth opened. Oh my God, did I really just say that? I had.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera."
— Tim Vine
She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom.
— John Green
How did you get in here?' ( ... ) 'How I got here isn't important, because I could do it twenty times again, each time a different way.
— Rachel Aaron
Do you know something? I've got this funny feeling fate arranged for you to enter my life for the express purpose of tormenting me.
— Lindsay Armstrong
You ever get a postcard, you get so excited you don't even read it! "Hey I got a - who cares."
— Jim Gaffigan
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!"
— Billy Connolly
I don't have a cherubic bone in my body.""Maybe you've got your bone in someone else's cherubic body then? — Jane Washington
I'm walking out my door to get like a Snapple, and someone's like 'yo man, you want to buy some heroin?' 'No ... got any Snapple?'
— Mike Birbiglia
Marry me, he says. I got all my own teeth, I wash twice a year an I'll cut you in fer half the business here.
— Moira Young
As to sleep, you know, I never sleep now. I might be a Watchman, except that I don't get any pay, and he's got nothing on his mind.
— Charles Dickens
And all I know is, you've got to give me everything. Nothing less 'cause, you know I give you all of me.
— Gwen Stefani
A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!"
— Henny Youngman
I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.
— Jimmy Carr
You named the chicken, Chicken?" She looked embarrassed. "When we decided not to kill it, I got attached. — Tracey Garvis-Graves
You've got the holy trinity of what a girl wants, she said. Cute, smart, funny. I don't think you realize that.
— Alex Bradley
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
— Howard Stern
When somebody says, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you," it means they've got other things to do first.
— Mark Schiff
Hey. I just wanted to make sure you got home," I say. "Katniss, I live three houses away from you," he says.
— Suzanne Collins
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!
— Bill Watterson
Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder.
— Simone Elkeles
When I started off in DC, you didn't get viral first. You got funny first.
— Donnell Rawlings
A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney, how'd you get started? Rodney: I was 12 years old, alone in my room, and I got started!
— Rodney Dangerfield
I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't.
— Bill Murray
I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. You would have thought it would be 40,008.
— Mitch Hedberg
You've got a big ego, Fuentes.""That's not all I've got. — Simone Elkeles
